Careercow Kidd Bandit / Joseph Bryan Nuguid / Aveline Nuguid - Filipino Fatass turned Tranny Anime Cosplaying Wrestler, "The Protagonist of Professional Wrestling", Wrestled Jim Sterling, Proof that wrestling can become even faggier

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Rather just bring in another nigress. They're dime a dozen now so you're likely to get at least one PoC lesbian or bi on the card.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

So Joey's getting himself in drama again, this time he's seething over Logan Paul and Disco Inferno for being chuds and for being more successful than him.

Some dude decided to troll him as a result, with him seething with rage about it.

We also have his troon-chasing fans using google translate japanese to try and get more gigs for him even though they don't have to do it.

And finally there's another clip of Joey doing his moves in Japan beating up women.

 

[Sloth Commander]

All that effort just to look like a ladyboy. Sad!

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

Finally we have a promo from after Joey's match against Japanese troon Veny and another Japanese wrestler, and in the promo, Joey forces his teammate to speak English while he uses a mock Japanese accent in front of his partner, and he talks about how much he wants to either team with or fight with Veny.

Abe deserves way better than this. I don't think he's being forced to speak English, these guys are very polite with foreigners even when they're troons.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Joey got featured in some Japanese wrestling magazine, no clue what it is but it's likely some small-time magazine most japanese haven't heard of if they're covering japanese indies.

He's aparently getting drunk again, if this was another wrestler i'd say they'd be joking but Joey's made a lot of posts about how he likes to drink.

We have him claiming that despite only being in Japan for a week he made a lot of noise there and how excited he is to tour Europe as part of his world tour.

He's appearing at a women's wrestling event because all of the indie women's events have to have troons in them.

And there's some training he did with some japanese dude.

Joey's next event tomorrow is at this indie in Portland, and I just love how one of the logos is a ripoff of the Korn logo. Basically the team he's wrestling beat him up and now he's trying to get revenge.

Joey's also planning on writing an autobiography, with a whole section dedicated to his trip in Japan despite being there for only a week.

Some photographer decided to take pictures of Joey's time in Japan, calling it Joey's "Golden Week" and hope he comes back to Japan.

Finally Joey's sperging out over some ICE Raid in Massachusetts, saying that it's fascism and comparing it to Anne Frank, despite it not affecting him.

Here's how the people in his tweet reacted to it.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Next week Joey's appearing at this indie in Spokane to fight the TNA women's champion, and Joey's soying out because of it and cause Kurt Angle is going to be there.

We also have another artist drawing art for Joey.

A video of Joey doing kicks in the forest

And Joey at some rave party looking either bored or high as fuck doing sexually suggestive moves to appeal to his troon-chasing fans.

On Second thought when I saw the end of the video this face comes to scare me.

Finally I found this video of youtube of a guy wanting to summon Kidd Bandit. Perfect look as to who your average Kidd Bandit fan is.

 

[Fuck Fags I'm A Homophobe]

Me personally I don't think he's ever going to end up in WWE. He's spent much of his career injured and his big match with Zach Sabre at Effy's Big Gay Brunch which was supposed to be his big match to get him noticed didn't get as much attention as he wanted which is why he's begging for his fans to signal boost him more. Could be wrong but considering the trajectory of his career I think it's just going to be Effy's Big Gay Brunch, and other indies.

if kidd bandit gets signed to WWE or AEW you are going to see a fucking riot. I genuinely think Pat Mcafee is 10x the level of Bandit.

Hell the only reason why Toni Storm has the belt is so that Thekla can work with her.

Ehh.. are we sure about that? Toni is having like, a top 5 character arc in wrestling this decade. She moves merch pretty good as well. I can see her losing to Thekla though.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Joey has formed a Tag Team with 2 guys, and they're calling themselves the DOAvengers after the company they're wrestling in. I would have called them the Dicksplitters.

He was also in this coffin for some other promotion getting ready for a match. His opponent was in the same coffin.

Finally Joey's dancing at some rave party again probably high as a kite.

 

[S.C Malthus]

DOAvengers

You can bet any tag team with Joey in it is Dead On Arrival.

 

[Figantic Gaggot]

Sounds like a man, looks like a man, acts like a retard. Why does anyone book this guy? Is indie wrassling really that desperate for 'talent'?

diversity booking

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

diversity booking

Pretty much. Being Filipino wasn't enough for him to get bookings he had to troon out as well to get more bookings despite being a shitty wrestler.

Anyways with Joey done with his tours, he now plans to just play video games instead of training, and you can see that even with the filters Joey's been putting on his face that the masculine face is really starting to show due to the damage of HRT to his body.

We also have some fans making art for him, first you have a japanese fan making a shirt for him and you have some american fan making this cringe art of him.

Finally we have a video from a match he had at DOA against some woman, where he kicks the woman. I just want to know what he was thinking with that shit outfit it looks so retarded like he just got out of bed to wrestle.

So Joey's DOA match got uploaded to youtube, You got a fat lady wearing a crop top as an announcer, a small crowd which makes sense since it's an indie show, and some shitty wrestling. In the end Joey loses to the woman.

There's also a match that Joey and his DOAvengers partners had against the team they're feuding against, and it's mostly just them doing dances with each other for the first half and ending in a roll up pin. Thankfully for Joey he was on the winning side this time.

 

[Lick the Ball]

Pretty much. Being Filipino wasn't enough for him to get bookings he had to troon out as well to get more bookings despite being a shitty wrestler.

Worked for Giselle Shaw but she was already a troon.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Worked for Giselle Shaw but she was already a troon.

Giselle Shaw is also in the pants of notorious troon chaser and promoter Scott D'Amore.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Joey wants to fight this wrestler named "Vert Vixen" now who I have no idea if it's a troon or just a very ugly looking actual woman.

Meanwhile Joey's doing more selfies with face filters to try and hide his masculinity.

He's also been drinking again, reposting the same gif from before.

And has revealed that his original name that he wanted to go with was "Mike Chemical" but went with Kidd Bandit instead. Probably would have been a better name for obvious reasons but I imagine that once Joey trooned out he would have had to change it.

 

[Lick the Ball]

Giselle Shaw is also in the pants of notorious troon chaser and promoter Scott D'Amore.

Good point. Also Vert is an actual woman.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

So Joey's first match as part of his European tour has been revealed, and what a surprise it's some weird Drag event filled with mentally ill troons that he's appearing at. And just like he did when he was in Japan, he's using google translate again.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Joey is very naive if he thinks going to Europe will let him escape Calvin Tankman. If Joey goes to Paris, Calvin will be here being the fattest nigga in Paris. If Joey goes to England then he'll have to wrestle Calvin Tankman as they don't recognize ladyboys as girls anymore. Joey will have to go to Eastern Europe and do freakshow MMA if he wants to escape his final destination.

That Fat Black Man is your Final Destination, Kidd Bandit whatever you like it or not. Calvin Tankman is your personal Tony Todd as he knows how it'll end.

 

[Magnus Opum]

Ex major European wrestling promoter and professional wrestler here. I don't wanna powerlevel, because I don't wanna be found out (some of my guys are still touring).

This fed is really really new ( late 2024 ), pulls around a MAXIMUM of 300 spectators for their show (that's really indie, even for EU standards.)
They aren't ONLY using trannies, drag or effeminate wrestlers.
The wrestling level of this federation is REALLY LOW. Production value is on par with Paris based feds, ok lights and cameras. B- grade ring.

On this card, there's only a few wrestlers I actually know, and none of the trannies, except one.

Princesse Lauriana (right side of the "LA" on the poster), not very good. Probably getting paid like 120 euros for this match. (actual female)
Cory Zero (to the right of Kidd Bandit), she is..... decent I guess. Not WWE level, but does flips and shit, pretty good ring presence. Leagues better than Kidd Bandit. (actual female)

But of course who could fucking forget that retarded nigger "Jazze Parry" (the bearded tranny on the left of the "LA") who is the organizer of this shitshow, and is an absolute shitstain and tumor in the world of european wrestling pushing for gender+ shit, and the boycott of people against the idea of having to step foot with disgusting trannies in the ring.

There is NO maincarders in this. This is ASS. This will SUCK.

But it kinda reveals a deeper problem we have been struggling with. Finding work as a small time wrestler in Europe is hard. People don't get paid enough and promoters WILL use you to further their goal.
Here's the perfect exemple in this event.
Small timers are just looking for work, promoters wants tranny wrestling because they're degenerate, and tranny wrestlers cannot WAIT to finally show their ass to kids in the crowd.

I fucking hate wrestling man.....

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Ex major European wrestling promoter and professional wrestler here. I don't wanna powerlevel, because I don't wanna be found out (some of my guys are still touring).

How many European Wrestling Companies are there, like I have to imagine that there was Whatculture wrestling and whatever Will Osprey done.

 

[Magnus Opum]

How many European Wrestling Companies are there, like I have to imagine that there was Whatculture wrestling and whatever Will Osprey done.

Kinda hard to guess, but a lot. It mostly depends because some promoters just operate on doing shows and that's it.
Most actual feds have a school, wrestlers that they promote, do shows, collab with other feds....
It ranges from doing stuff with no contracts only cash, small, dark shows; to big real pro feds that radiate talents and influence all over the continent.

As a general answer, think about 2-3 bigs real feds, with 20ish orbiting small local feds, per major country (France, UK, Spain, Germany, Italy)
For smaller countries maybe 4-8 feds.
Of course, it's always coming and going. New ones every year, and others die.