Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

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Gobermental Supervisor said:
Karl knows all about growing up with a terrible father, so he decided to become him.
But there is a lot of meme potential there. Karl committed the Maximum Wong, he messed with the King.
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Correct me if I'm wrong but from my understanding Karl's father wasn't even that bad. With the fact that he abandoned his father's last name for his newborn son you'd think maybe the dad did something awful like sexual abuse or beating the shit out of him, but as far as I know the worst he did was tell Karl to stop playing video games so much.

No, knowing Karl and his weird fixation on penis he displays on his discord he probably insisted on his son being called "Maximus Wong" just for the sake of the dick joke.
 
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ForTheHoard said:
I think this was all by design. Karl got rich off ruining the few remaining years of a shitty old man that normies didn't know or care about. He turned him into a household name for millions of people, then drove his dick into the dirt. He thought Billy's lawsuit was Pay Day: Round 2. It looks more like karma has come calling after dragging Todd so hard. I'm not defending Todd. He is a piece of shit, but I never got rich of making him more famous than he could on his own.
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I like these posts that illuminate whatever was going on in jobst's head but I still don't get it. Wasn't he framing himself as picking up where Apollo left off? Apollo got sued and surrendered so jobst would take up the mantle and not back down and be a hero? Then why not just do what Apollo did and make videos about mitchell's cheating until mitchell sued him, refuse to back down, and then actually win in court? Did he actually believe Apollo owed mitchell as part of a settlement and then refuse to properly retract his statement when proven wrong? Even after it turned out that was the only thing he was being sued for? It doesn't make any sense. Did he actually wish he hadn't made the false accustion but felt making a stand alone retraction video would damage his own reputation and lessen the impact of his "billy the cheater" videos? Going down with that one mistake to the tune of a million dollars is baffling.
 
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Burger Kong said:
No, knowing Karl and his weird fixation on penis he displays on his discord he probably insisted on his son being called "Maximus Wong" just for the sake of the dick joke.
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At this point, the child should be grateful he's not "trans." Getting a name like that, likely going to have a future of debt because his dad is such an adult infant online, what else could happen to him?
 
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Sharpeteer said:
At this point, the child should be grateful he's not "trans." Getting a name like that, likely going to have a future of debt because his dad is such an adult infant online, what else could happen to him?
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Most parents would be horrified if they found drugs in their child's bedroom. I'm amused by the idea of how mortified Karl would be to find a bottle of Rickey's Hot Sauce in Maximus Wong's room.

"Et tu, Maximus?"
 
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DerelictOnion said:
He sounded like shit in his last video. Many speculate that he used an AI voice (par for the course, really). Karl himself said he is sick, likely because he cries himself to sleep every night. A true absolute legend winner.
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If I were a million dollars in the red due to a lawsuit that I could have easily prevented by simply saying "I'm sorry" I'd damn near cry myself to sleep too. Thinking:

1746436608856.webp "where did I go wrong? How could I ruined my, and my family's lives so badly with such an easily avoidable set of circumstances? Why do I let these freakazoids I will never meet/know in real life control me and tell me what to do?"

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I'll probably really like it then, cause I'm a pussy with hot hot sauces.
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Me too. To me, the medium hot stuff is "hot" to me. I got the original with my order and I absolutely love it. Bottle is almost half gone.
 
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Seedling said:
I'm really surprised the Australian government didn't step in and told him to pick another name.
That kid is gonna get so fucking bullied its gonna make what Billy is doing to his dad look like a joke.
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even if you're an angsty faggot mad at your dad, imagine giving your son your wifes last name.
what a fucking emasculated cuck
 
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Sharpeteer said:
where did I go wrong? How could I ruined my, and my family's lives so badly with such an easily avoidable set of circumstances?
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The problem is that he still hasn't realized this. He is delusional. Billy cheated on some vidya therefore he is literally Hitler. He is suffering just because he is a true and honest gaymer. That is how his gooner spedrunner mindset works. He only threw the towel because he is already dead broke.
 
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Pierre D'Olnique said:
Billy, I know your lurk here. Consider whipping up a Mild White Ass Cracka Piss Baby Sauce for those of us with digestive tracts not made of asbestos. :trump:
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As someone who likes spicy food there is no good logical reason to like it. Certain plants evolved to be spicy as a defense mechanism to tell animals "hey fucker don't eat me" and it works because nearly all animals hate spicy food. Humans however are the autists of the animal kingdom and for some reason we like it. It's like we're masochists and get off on the endorphin release from the slight pain that spicy food gives off.

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Pierre D'Olnique said:
Billy, I know your lurk here. Consider whipping up a Mild White Ass Cracka Piss Baby Sauce for those of us with digestive tracts not made of asbestos. :trump:
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I am not a hot stuff fiend. But given that AnOminous said the standard Rickey's is a bit milder than base-model Tabasco... That's about as 'accessible' as it comes.
 
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