DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
JackoVerde said:
im surprised someone here hasn't found a photo of young phil. we could never find a yearbook photo due to him going to a small class. though he should be in 4 of them at least.
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I think the 4 hour documentary had a photo of him giving his valedictorian speech which I hadn't seen before but it is true that there have never been any childhood photos of him nor any anecdotes from 3rd parties from this time period of his life.
It's kind of weird when you consider Christine Westside Chandler's entire childhood being documented so well but DSP was truly an alien sent to this earth and he is inhabiting some poor Italian slobs body and merely pretending to be human.
 
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snort inquisition said:
whenever asked he says it's because his wife loves it

i'm pretty sure kat probably said this a single time and his autism made him fixate on it
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One time Phil said what happened he asked her "do you like my facial hair the way it is or would you like it better shaved?" And the autist not wanting to lose her meal ticket went "duuuhh yeah I like it the way it is durrrr"
 
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I'm going to ramble but that minecraft "modded" gameplay was pure trash and insanity, he litterally did the exact same thing he did on the bedrock edition... (he could have just installed a modpack via curseforge, but no..)

An illustration is better than words, here is a picture of Phil's house from bedrock

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and his house from java

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They're both empy on the inside, way too big for a starter base and ugly. I have no idea who taught him to make windows like that or why he's only using wood but it's horrible.

I won't ramble too much but I always like seeing him in games where you need to let your creativity speak, it really just shows his lack of imagination
 
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PieceofShet said:
Looks like the site is having some problems so i cant insert a picture.

There are 2 polls on his community tab.
CS2 is leading one of them, the other one is led by KCD2, but Lost Tapes 2 is very close.

Make sure you vote!
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Due to clear and obvious troll tampering in the polls ALL games are canceled and you will now have to watch me painfully stuff human sustenance in my normal human body for 6 hours.
 
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Dr Pavel I'm CIA said:
I'm going to ramble but that minecraft "modded" gameplay was pure trash and insanity, he litterally did the exact same thing he did on the bedrock edition... (he could have just installed a modpack via curseforge, but no..)

An illustration is better than words, here is a picture of Phil's house from bedrock

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and his house from java

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They're both empy on the inside, way too big for a starter base and ugly. I have no idea who taught him to make windows like that or why he's only using wood but it's horrible.

I won't ramble too much but I always like seeing him in games where you need to let your creativity speak, it really just shows his lack of imagination
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He literally just does whatever Papavera tells him to in chat when he plays minecraft. So he's even less creative than that.
 
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Son of Big Boss said:
So what haircut would you guys suggest for the Pigroach? Every time he gets an haircut people here clown on him but they never suggest better haircuts for his age.
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There's a thread with 1000 posts just about his fucking hair. At this point even if he went bald or got actually good hair implants people would still clown on him.

It's like the thing about his dents not spending their money on something better like even ethots - then the one time someone actually did that recently people were still talking mad shit (even though it ended up involving hot 19 year old lesbians into the autism vortex as well as the PWR dood)
 
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Son of Big Boss said:
So what haircut would you guys suggest for the Pigroach? Every time he gets an haircut people here clown on him but they never suggest better haircuts for his age.
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He doesn't need a specific type of hair cut. Just take an inch or two off of it and style it. His head isn't shaped right for the cuts he gets. Unfortunately, his oddly shaped head is the same reason he won't be able to pull off being bald. His facial hair needs to be shaved off. It's a mess.
 
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Dr Pavel I'm CIA said:
I won't ramble too much but I always like seeing him in games where you need to let your creativity speak, it really just shows his lack of imagination
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He doesn’t care. He’s playing Minecraft because of the movie (which Phil said is STOOOOOPID and for KEEDS!). He’s going to put in the minimum amount of effort and wait for some dent or weens to come by and drop a few hundreds. Phil just want that cheap money; he has no drive.
I remember when Phil made fun of Jack black for liking Minecraft and showing some passion in the movie after it. Phil doesn’t care for anything besides money.
Honestly, the movie is kind of fading from peoples minds, but I see people still talking about it and memeing it. Theaters are showing “meme” versions with sing-a-long showings. If Phil were smart, he could do something to bring these people in, but he’s an idiot. Lmao
 
Gonna let my tism fly right now. But God his minecraft builds drive me crazy. Why is his house so big and empty and square. Why is his roof slabs? He won't be able to place things on a second floor now. His fucking dock. Why doubt gates? Why a gate at the end of the dock. Why make a dock 4 blocks wide and then cramp it up with fences and the chest. And finally the walk to his house to the dock. Level the God damn dirt and get rid of the grass so you can see shit. Rant over
 
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Son of Big Boss said:
So what haircut would you guys suggest for the Pigroach? Every time he gets an haircut people here clown on him but they never suggest better haircuts for his age.
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I empathize with Phil's hair situation as I'm a similar age. Balding becomes normal at our age, but Phil can't pull that off with his oddly shaped head. He's doing what he can, but it's obvious cope exacerbated with his comical patchy gray goatee that looks like Beavis & Butthead gluing hair to their face.

I don't know what he could do. If he goes the simple route buzzing it, then the bald spot will show. A bad toupee or growing it out and combing over the bald spot will make him look like more of a lolcow.

The wise move is throwing the webcams in the closet.
 
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