r/polyamory

[Detective Carey]

I have never met anyone pro polyamory/into polyamory that wasn't turbo perma online and collecting every random self diagnosis mental health victim badge like they're rare Pokémon. They never fucking work either, if they're lucky one of their "partners" busts ass and floats the entire rest of the houseful of smelly weirdoes who sit around 24x7 huffing their own farts hammering out never-ending phonebook theses about how all the vanilla people around them need to do better.

It's like they're stamping these freaks out in a factory somewhere. They're always middle school tier I just listened to Rage Against the Machine the first time level wannabe commies too, and if you point out actual commies would put them up against the wall for being unproductive bourgeoisie consumers you're the dickhead.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

Surprise nobody crossposted this:

Obese woman with FIVE lovers 'ordered them to abduct and torture sixth man who'd displeased her'​

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By NOA HALFF FOR DAILYMAIL.COM
PUBLISHED: 17:41, 31 March 2025 | UPDATED: 17:48, 31 March 2025

An obese Ohio woman with five lovers allegedly 'ordered' them to abduct and torture another man as revenge in a shocking kidnapping case.

Martina Jones, 28, her husband Michael Esqueda, 28, and boyfriends Aaron Bradshaw, 49; Austin Bradshaw, 23; David Cessna, 26; and Chance Johnston, 27 are facing multiple serious charges over the kidnapping.

Jones is said to be in a polygamous relationship and shared multiple children with the group of men, according to the Kansas Star.

Police said the 26-year-old victim was kidnapped on March 14 and held against his will for over a week at a Red Roof Inn in Maumee, Ohio - about 115 miles west of Cleveland.

He was brutally beaten with a baseball bat, forced to stand for extended periods, and given food and water just once daily, according to police.

Investigators say the captive was shockingly only allowed about 10 hours of sleep during the entire seven-day nightmare.

'He was being essentially tortured, assaulted, over the time frame of a week,' said Maumee Chief of Police Josh Sprow.

'His injuries were results of being struck with a baseball bat, struck with fists, elbows, stomping on him when he was on the ground, which over time resulted in multiple fractured bones.'

Jones was allegedly the mastermind behind the entire operation, giving direct orders to her boyfriends to beat and assault the victim, according to police.

The victim told police that the horrific ordeal began after a dog fight broke out at Jones' home.

When he and Jones attempted to break up the brawl, she suffered a broken arm in the chaos.

Instead of explaining what truly happened, Jones allegedly falsely blamed the victim of breaking her arm, according to police reports.

This lie allegedly what sparked her lovers' brutal revenge.

The victim was rescued only when his captors allowed him a brief trip to a nearby Speedway convenience store on March 21, as reported by FOX8.

During the moment of freedom, he managed to make contact with someone who then alerted his mother.

 

[Detective Carey]

lol they made a point to start the article by pointing out she's fat. Also just look at that whole crew, imagine the smell in their polycave.

 

[Catboi]

I have never met anyone pro polyamory/into polyamory that wasn't turbo perma online and collecting every random self diagnosis mental health victim badge like they're rare Pokémon. They never fucking work either, if they're lucky one of their "partners" busts ass and floats the entire rest of the houseful of smelly weirdoes who sit around 24x7 huffing their own farts hammering out never-ending phonebook theses about how all the vanilla people around them need to do better.

It's like they're stamping these freaks out in a factory somewhere. They're always middle school tier I just listened to Rage Against the Machine the first time level wannabe commies too, and if you point out actual commies would put them up against the wall for being unproductive bourgeoisie consumers you're the dickhead.

Had one in my old workplace who also had a teenage daughter (who not shockingly pooned out).

Was exactly what you expect. Dyed neon hair, obese, turbo leftist.

 

[internet friend]

I won't lie, it took me a good few tries to figure out which one was the woman in this.

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[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

I have never met anyone pro polyamory/into polyamory that wasn't turbo perma online and collecting every random self diagnosis mental health victim badge like they're rare Pokémon. They never fucking work either, if they're lucky one of their "partners" busts ass and floats the entire rest of the houseful of smelly weirdoes who sit around 24x7 huffing their own farts hammering out never-ending phonebook theses about how all the vanilla people around them need to do better.

It's like they're stamping these freaks out in a factory somewhere. They're always middle school tier I just listened to Rage Against the Machine the first time level wannabe commies too, and if you point out actual commies would put them up against the wall for being unproductive bourgeoisie consumers you're the dickhead.

You may think all women are whores and they show their tits off on Tinder, but the only ones who literally do are fat poly-planets. Like, nude, picture taken from the back in a field type of nude. Not "tasteful sideboob", not even Stacy does that.

 

[prolific_mango]

So, are two of her lovers father and son?

 

[AloneTard]

So, are two of her lovers father and son?

I think they all might be cousins. Only family could love anyone as ugly as them.

 

[Gandhi's Left Hook]

I have never met anyone pro polyamory/into polyamory that wasn't turbo perma online and collecting every random self diagnosis mental health victim badge like they're rare Pokémon.

I have but generally they tend to be older couples who use their wisdom and power to control a younger woman who is their live at home GF/Nanny/Maid. Not necessarily in that order either as the "Unicorns" end up figure out after a few years of being mistreated and growing up.

 

[break these cuffs]

Old school trooncow Luke Lockhart had this to say on polyamory:



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[Lady Bizness]

Surprise nobody crossposted this:

Obese woman with FIVE lovers 'ordered them to abduct and torture sixth man who'd displeased her'​

She certainly has a type, doesn't she?

 

[AMHOLIO]

Old school trooncow Luke Lockhart had this to say on polyamory:

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I don't usually defend the pro-natalist because they're loony in their own way, but I think they're trying to put quality of child before the quantity of children. It's not rocket science, but I don't expect a lolcow troon to understand it either.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

You may think all women are whores and they show their tits off on Tinder, but the only ones who literally do are fat poly-planets. Like, nude, picture taken from the back in a field type of nude. Not "tasteful sideboob", not even Stacy does that.

The type of woman that does that is insecure and is probably overcompensating for the lack of attention she got when she was younger. Once they discover Tinder it becomes a Pandora’s box of online validation and they go hog wild. Just my theory anyways.

But no amount of cock will ever fill the void in their soul.

 

[huesofmercury]

 

[RainbowStarlight]

My god these people are revolting.


ALSO: There's a new show on Discovery + called Polyfamily. They just aired the first episode and holy SHIT it's every bit a train wreck as one could imagine.

 

[scathefire]

My god these people are revolting.
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ALSO: There's a new show on Discovery + called Polyfamily. They just aired the first episode and holy SHIT it's every bit a train wreck as one could imagine.

The whole situation is stupid obviously, but could they not just get a hotel room to have sex in? That’s why “love hotels” exist in Japan for instance.

 

[break these cuffs]

The whole situation is stupid obviously, but could they not just get a hotel room to have sex in? That’s why “love hotels” exist in Japan for instance.

Practical, but I'm willing to bet these people don't have money for even the nearest by the hour hooker hotel. Why doesn't he just go bang one of the people he's banging? Wait don't don't tell me he's a spineless cuck who just lets his gf run around on him.

I’ve (M20) been in a relationship with my girlfriend (F24), who I’ll call Lily, for roughly 9 months. She’s the first relationship that I’ve ever had. I love her very much and have considered marrying her if we were still together in the next few years. When we started dating, she told me she was ethically non-monogamous and didn’t really elaborate on the specifics for what that meant for her. I considered myself monogamous so I told her that that is fine with me but I wouldn’t personally date openly.[/sneed]

Bingo, gottem. Wait a second. What's this? Their first post on this burner account was in r/EDanonymous? I smell a pooner. And there we go, a sex toy recommendation in r/ftm. How many retarded piercings and tattoos do we think she has given that she gave out a piercer recommendation?

Poor little pooner. Maybe she should get on grindr and setup a couple date for her gf's bday.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Bingo, gottem. Wait a second. What's this? Their first post on this burner account was in r/EDanonymous? I smell a pooner. And there we go, a sex toy recommendation in r/ftm. How many retarded piercings and tattoos do we think she has given that she gave out a piercer recommendation?

Poor little pooner. Maybe she should get on grindr and setup a couple date for her gf's bday.

Called it. As I started reading the original post it was obvious- these are all women. Every single person involved, no matter what they are listed as supposedly actually being.

 

[squidward tentacles]

Called it. As I started reading the original post it was obvious- these are all women. Every single person involved, no matter what they are listed as supposedly actually being.

I think they're all women except for Olive, who I suspect is a troon.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I thought I'd bring you guys an update on my favorite/most hated Cow and her polycule, Becky Gerber-Klein. Or wait, just Becky Gerber now bc her breadwinner non-legal husband (and Baby daddy) Daniel Klein dumped her back at the beginning of February and her polycule is imploding.

On her thread we are enjoying the juxtaposition of her old posts about how Polyamory is perfect and amazing and new posts like this:



She also still has a boyfriend on top of her first husband, despite her claims of being left alone.

His name is Samuel Austin Dominguez and Becky has just now started finally showing her supposedly hot "much younger" boyfriend. Figured I'd share these because they are literally a Polyamory meme.