Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

I've given Mr. Polexio a general rundown of Russell's greatest hits (sued Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande, obsessed with prostitutes, disabled face, mega creep) but he's barely tolerant of me going on the Farms as it is, let alone hearing about the people I waste my time caring about.

 

[Candidae]

A problem I run into with Mr Candida is a lot of the humour for some cows like Russ especially is in their court documents or appearances. Usually they need to be fully experienced and aren't as fun as a summary, but they're slow burns so I see him glaze over at times. I need someone like Bruce Rivers to go over Russhole's old cases to make it more fun.

 

[Cousin-Larry]

Mr. Cousin Larry will see me cackling while reading on my phone and just says, "Kiwis?" I've tried to explain Russ to him, but I'm not even sure he believes me.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Imagine being such a caricature of a human being that normies can't believe someone like you exists. That's Russell Greer.

 

[StinkySnack]

I'm just surprised by how many of you that I figured were male, are actually female. Or gay I guess.

 

[hazardouswastematerial]

I'm just surprised by how many of you that I figured were male, are actually female. Or gay I guess.

Male or female, having sex with a man is objectively gay as fuck.

That aside, I figured a great deal of the people following Greer would be women since they're the ones who brought attention to him in the first place.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I'm just surprised by how many of you that I figured were male, are actually female. Or gay I guess.

There are a lot more women on the farms then most male posters think. Didn't Null say it's around 40% give or take?

 

[GloriousScarf]

I've told Mr. Scarf about Russ, he actually checks in with me sometimes to ask what is the latest Russell news.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I've told Mr. Scarf about Russ, he actually checks in with me sometimes to ask what is the latest Russell news.

We've all told our wives, or husbands, girlfriends, boyfriends etc about Russtard, Fatty Scalfatty, Chris-Chan and others. It's all part of belonging to the Orchards.

 

[Pee Cola]

There are a lot more women on the farms then most male posters think. Didn't Null say it's around 40% give or take?

41%?

We've all told our wives, or husbands, girlfriends, boyfriends etc about Russtard, Fatty Scalfatty, Chris-Chan and others. It's all part of belonging to the Orchards.

Spoiler: Normies? On my KF? It's more likely than you think (contains PL)

I don't think she's a regular lurker, but a few years back I caught (now) ex Mrs. Pee reading Amberlynn's thread. She knew of Russhole from r/niceguys, but she (presumably) has her own lolcows to follow.

Another friend of mine (who is a mutual friend of the ex) lurks on the Farms, but he's only interested in Cyrax.

The first woman I dated after my divorce the is the first person I've met irl who had heard of Chris Chan without me introducing them to him. I don't think she lurks here and I didn't mention the Farms to her while we were dating. However I did mention Russhole to her. She was amused, but not sufficiently motivated to ask me where I found out about him.

 

[RussianParasite]

I keep trying to EXPLAIN Russell Greer to my wife, but her boyfriend just tells me to shut the fuck up and sit in the corner.

 

[Cousin-Larry]

I keep trying to EXPLAIN Russell Greer to my wife, but her boyfriend just tells me to shut the fuck up and sit in the corner.

He's clearly bias and hates the disabled.

 

[Bogliacci]

I told my special someone all about Greer tonight and they went through the five stages of grief as I divulged more and more of his insanity. His video about avenging Dennis Hof broke them.

 

[Drunkensailor]

Sense we are all power leveling and over sharing, my better half is a real estate attorney. Neither Chris or Ralph were enough to start following cows but Russell and his antics brought us closer together. As a bonus they now hate troons and are more racist than me. I know it is the wrong thread but I do not want to give Russell any legal advice on the lawsuit thread; my better half believes that the smart move for shit lips is to skip the hearing tomorrow and go right to the tenth because the magistrate is obviously prejudice against the disabled.

 

[SargonF00t]

I know it is the wrong thread but I do not want to give Russell any legal advice on the lawsuit thread; my better half believes that the smart move for shit lips is to skip the hearing tomorrow and go right to the tenth because the magistrate is obviously prejudice against the disabled.

You have just outed your better half as being a lawyer who is clearly very proficient with the law.

 

[obsdj]

I explained Greer to an elderly lady friend of mine this morning. It went approximately like this...

Me: I'm excited. Today I'm gonna be listening in on a court case with this crazy guy who sued, tried to sue, Taylor Swift a bunch of times, and Ariana Grande, and...

Her: Why, because they wouldn't pay attention to him?

Me: Yes!

Her: Oh, you're serious?

Me: Yes! And he wrote and self-published a book about it called "Why I Sued Taylor Swift"!

Her: Wow!

Me: Yeah, he's always suing people. He's suing this website with a messageboard I post on, for making fun of him. And he wants to legalize brothels everywhere.

Her: Wow!

I went into a little more detail about his songs that the famous people wouldn't take from him, and how the KF suit has been going on for like four years, and his facial disability, and she said "He may have a facial disability but it sounds like he has a" [makes loopy gesture around the head] "head thing, a social disability." I agreed.

Pretty easy to share the highlights, even with someone whose entire online experience is cat pictures and Facebook games. ‍♂

 

[SteveGoatman]

Depends on the place but not every sex club requires it especially if you go with a Nihonjin that can vouch for you. There are gaijin women that act as escorts out there and will come to your place to do you as will Japanese women who speak some English. Dunno exactly how that works, I just heard about it. Or you can head down to places like Shimbashi in Tokyo where Chinese whores try to pick up anybody who's a gaijin.

It's just a lot of places won't let you in the door if you're not Japanese because they're afraid that you might not act "properly". At least that's the excuse.

Last time I was in Osaka I walked through the red light district out of curiosity. It was spotlessly clean and felt like a Japanese storage yard with roll up door after roll up door two level storage shed units but instead of moldy furniture and books the units contain whores (one whore and one madam each) sitting there waving you over etc, even if you're very white. It's also, of course, run by the Yakuza who have a clubhouse right in the heart of the neighborhood. So it felt very weirdly safe but also had a very strong "behave yourself" vibe and zero police within its walls. There were also some working girls out in the tourist area for sure but they made it clear there wasn't full service.

So could a random westerner who isn't Crusty Rusty be a sex tourist there? Sure. But could HE do it and get what he actually wants? I seriously doubt it.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I'm just surprised by how many of you that I figured were male, are actually female. Or gay I guess.

This is America and its constituents. Gay until proven otherwise.

 

[The Repeated Meme]

Tell him the story about how Chantal went to meet a couple for a threesome, got turned down after arriving and them seeing just how fat she was, then went to use their toilet and had explosive diarrhoea that went all over the bathroom, leaving Chantal trying to mop it up with her g-string.

Don't forget the projectile vomit that went all over the wall.

 

[Swole McPole]

We've all told our wives, or husbands, girlfriends, boyfriends etc about Russtard, Fatty Scalfatty, Chris-Chan and others.

When Chris-Chan fucked his mom, my grown up normie daughter called me from across the country to ask me if I'd heard about it. I referred her to the thread on here, but she claims she's too busy to read it.