Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 91 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 124 36.9%

  • Total voters
    336
Nick's currently in Melton's chat, laughing at a fellow MN addict (not Aaron). Some guy named Karmicx.
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I'm wondering if some of the lights in the balldo bunker have gone out, and he's too dumb or lazy to figure out how to replace & dispose of the fluorescent lights.

Well he is Polish after all. With Aaron, April, and Drex all gone, who is supposed to help Kayla spin the ladder?

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Galaxy gas and air duster are not the same thing. I'm talking about the compressed air you'd use to clean dust from electronics. Neither are good for your brain, but duster is WAY worse. That's a bit like saying getting knifed in the gut is "less bad" than getting shot in the head with a shotgun; they're both very bad, but one's objectively worse than the other.
You didn't read my post. I never said they were same. He mentioned both nitrous oxide and air duster in his post that I quoted, but I only quoted and replied to the part refering to nitrous.

Air duster abuse looks like this... which actual does look alot like Nick in his last stream.

 
As Nicholas Rekieta has been avidly reading his KF thread this week, I have a couple of suggestions for him to help improve his time on the remaining shows coming up.
- Bring Kayla in for chat and conversation. She has as much of a legal standing as a lawyer as you. What does she think of the K.Read trial etc
- You said you were gay several times over the last year Nick. Maybe tell your YouTube audience about your gay experiences and hopes for a new man in your life
- Let's stop being childish by hiding the drug use off cam. Be a man. Let's do some fucking rails off the desk whilst talking about how your trial judge was a giant cocksucking faggot
- Let's have a chat about your opinions on parole officers, and how they are only there to kill your buzz. Bonus for calling them fat, or nigger, if they are black
- You'll get much more engagement and views if you jerk off again. Let's stop these lawtube nobodies from being more popular. You're the Lawtube daddy. You show em! Bonus superchats given for streaming your favourite porn on screen at the same time

The State are killing your good time Nick. Don't let them! Let's take back your freedom of expression and bodily autonomy!
 
He has told the story on stream a few times.

Supposedly he had trouble getting up in the AM to work and nodding off, and his (feamle) boss supposedly sarcastically quipped that he should 'have that checked out'. So he took medical leave to have a sleep study done after a referral from a doctor where he checked 90% of the symptoms on a diagnostic questionnaire and got diagnosed after the study results. He then took the diagnosis and an accommodation for back to his boss and supposedly threw it in her face (metaphorically) and gloated.

In that case, if he is telling the truth, and not just lying through his teeth like he usually does, then that would be the correct sequence for a proper diagnosis. The thing is, what he is describing is not typical of the symptomatic presentation of narcolepsy. The symptoms of narcolepsy are usually much more severe. His symptoms are characteristic of Excessive Daytime Sleepiness (EDS), and/or Delayed Sleep Phase Syndrome (DSPS). EDS co-morbid with DSPS would be treated with modafinil. That would actually be the first line treatment. One would only progress to stimulants if the -finil family failed. Amphetamines would be a therapeutic option for true narcolepsy, but, these days, they would be less common than other treatments that are specific for narcolepsy, which tend to work far better, and have less adverse effects (and are not addictive). Also, for someone with a past including substance abuse, particularly stimulant abuse, they absolutely would go through the narcolepsy specific treatments first, then methylphenidate, then amphetamines only if the first two failed. His story still stinks.


I would believe he has the knowledge to make such a judgement.
 
Nick's currently in Melton's chat, laughing at a fellow MN addict (not Aaron). Some guy named Karmicx.
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He just joined raiders of the chat of the 44-viewer stream that Melton was sniping also, because reasons:

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It's getting exhausting to keep track of all this lunacy.

ETA: Now he's begging over and over again to join the sniped stream, hopefully with a voice as slurred as his host's:

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Cokestream 2.0 is back on the menu, boys!
 
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Here:

1:20 mark, approx.

In a way, some of these people that are sticking with Nick are in the same position us Weebwarriors were five years ago. Oblivious to how full of shit Nick is when it comes to his legal opinions.

Just make popcorn and enjoy the show. It'll end badly. They'll find out.
AT this point it is clear that he is mentally incapable of understanding what their actual complaint is that leads to the C&D forcing Melton to take down their voices.
He is not just misrepresenting it, he is too dumb/high/retarded at this point in time to grasp the legal issue at hand.

His nose was bright red by the end of the stream. This doesn't even really do it justice. Go scrub through the stream and compare if you want some quick laughs.
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Two relevant points here.
1) Minnesota has a proposed Bill from Feburary 2025 that will make the sale of flavored Nitrous Oxide illegal once it is passed. It cannot happen quick enough
2) Nick has compliance with the recommendation from the Drug Assessment/Therapy place he went to as a requirement of his probation

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I don't think blasting himself high on whippets just 3 weeks into his probation means he is following their recommendations.

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Aaron talks about reaching out to Joe of Good Lawgic.
It's not quite clear the way Aaron states it. First he says Good Lawgic sent him something, then he makes it sound like he'd just be responding out of the blue to a general request.

Probably just this, so zero chance of it happening. I wish, though, it would've been so funny to see Nick react to them teaming up.
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Lol - "This is really meant for either a YT hobbyist or someone seeking exposure."
 
If my far-fetched theory has any validity at all, and if Nick is reading this thread, NIGGER STOP.
No, he needs to respond to this thread live on air and preferably start with that massive post I made addressing his child dosing criminality point by point, backed up by something that's not read on Quora.

he is even bothering to still even stream
Part of his probation agreement requires gainful employment. In an ideal world, making below minimum wage playing with AI voiced digital dolls and thirsting at real life dolls shouldn't count, but it does.

he wouldn't do something that dumb
He dosed his preteen daughter with cocaine and cited a quora post as evidence that the cops metabolised cocaine in her hair with their gloves. I'm not sure how he can get dumber but he'll find a way.
 
I don't think blasting himself high on whippets just 3 weeks into his probation means he is following their recommendations.
I wonder if Nick realizes that, although nitrous won't get flagged on a piss test, he can still fuck up his probation and get into trouble because he's abusing nitrous. If he's barred from any drugs or alcohol that aren't prescribed by a doctor, that means nitrous isn't allowed. It's not really regulated or controlled or taken seriously, but technically you're not supposed to inhale nitrous for it's intoxicating effects.

Does that mean fags on tiktok are getting drug raids for whippets? No, but if a P.O. is checking in with you regularly, and you're visibly intoxicated, you might get in trouble. Sure, they need proof, but if Nick bought whippets or galaxy gas on Amazon, that shit's gonna be on his purchase history. That wouldn't be an issue for a random person, but Nick's on probation for drug use, and if the government's boot is already on your neck, they don't require much evidence of guilt to apply pressure.
 
I'm downloading this stream but fucking wow at the constant fucking lies from Rekieta. Does he think these guys won't know the truth or find it out

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Rekieta is lying his ass off
Turns out the stealth asshole is a pervert who "used to" organize fetish parties in Tokyo
match made in heaven?
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And Stealth is trying to recruit fellow pervert Nick Rekieta.

Please tell me this faggot's PO officer is watching or will watch this shit.
 

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