Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Melty Butter]

He just joined raiders of the chat of the 44-viewer stream that Melton was sniping also, because reasons:

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It's getting exhausting to keep track of all this lunacy.

"What if Nick goes on this stream and we discover everyone in Minnesota is retarded? This is dangerous." - Patrick Melton
(I lol-ed. He has his moments.)

Melton also mentioned that Nick went to a state fair on Sunday. Not exactly. Too early in the season, but the Miller lemonade bucket from today's stream was a giveaway. That would mean this:


From what I can find, it's not even a small-town carnival. They just set up the concession stand in a Cub Foods parking lot. At least it's relatively wholesome.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Hot off Stallyn19’s hard drive, Nick on Karmic’s stream:

 

[Captain Manning]

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"You shouldn't be mad at me for abusing drugs and children. Think of the national outrage! Fucking Kiwifarmers."

I've said this before but...

Kiwi Farms is traditionally pretty suspicious of the government.

But Nick is such a gigantic piece of shit...

Libertarians should actually hate Nick.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Libertarians should actually hate Nick.

A lot of libertarians are themselves socially conservative people. Unfortunately the autistic libertine pedo faggots are the most vocal and worst cohort representatives imaginable. (Not a libertarian myself but I know a few hundred of them.)

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

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POV: you're trying to enjoy a fun night at Gay 90's and some coked up faggot wants to dance

You've seen Numa Numa yei, but are you ready for Numa Numa gay?

 

[Folgers Can]

What you repeated about Stealth was the false narrative the Melton goons presented as fact.

Nope, it finally took this occasion of nonstop balldowashing for him to all but admit it, in hopes that the chance for fellow fetishist faggots to reminisce would bait Nick into more clout-chasing sessions to come:

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nope

Again, Stealth has been a fetish party organizer but is not a coprophiliac (or at least has never said a word about shit fetishes). That is 100% a Melton crew invention.

 

[Captain Manning]

I am beginning to think that the second worst thing Rekieta ever did, after feeding his 8 year old coke, was inflicting this Dabbleverse shit on Kiwi Farms.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I am beginning to think that the second worst thing Rekieta ever did, after feeding his 8 year old coke, was inflicting this Dabbleverse shit on Kiwi Farms.

Some of it is very entertaining in a “How are these people even real?” way — so, much like KF. The same people show up in the same chats every day, week in and week out, and most of them can’t resist constant PLing. They fuck with one another a LOT and some of them are prone to epic chimpouts on live streams.

What happened tonight demonstrates how you never know what’s going to happen next in the Hackverse, but you’ll always thank God you’re not any of the characters involved. Personally I’m at the point where I can barely stand to watch the clips because many of the people are infuriatingly stupid and degenerate. But it’s hard not to gawk when awful people are humiliating themselves for spare change.

 

[Heather Mason 2]

I really hope he dies or goes to prison soon. Not because I wish harm upon him, he's hilarious to watch flail around and rage out, but because his children are suffering every day they're forced to call him their father. Years ago he was probably normal-ish, even considering the narcissism. He could arguably be called a decent father even though we know his private life was pretty shit. Now? He's not even trying to hide how disgusting and uncaring he is towards his children. Those kids are going to have demons because of this motherfucker. They're watching someone they unconditionally love deteriorate into an angry, retarded, junkie husk of a person. I pray they all find the strength to put up with his bullshit and the wisdom to realize he's a lost cause and start the grieving process early

 

[Oliver Onions]

Kiwi Farms is traditionally pretty suspicious of the government.

But Nick is such a gigantic piece of shit...

One of the most frustrating things about Nick's attempt to reframe the narrative is the way he leverages the fact that the government really is evil and does ruin people's lives for petty/fictional reasons purely as a means of distracting from the fact he was doing coke and fucking strangers in the house where his young kids lived. It's like defending shooting up a school because, statistically, some of those dead kids would grow up to be criminals.

I don't care how much of a 'don't tread on me' lolbertarian you are, if you think that is in any way defensible you deserve to be executed.

Some of it is very entertaining in a “How are these people even real?” way

So it's basically another IP2 crew?

 

[3MMA]

Now the camera has moved back up further than it was to begin with but zoomed out. With this zoomed out view we can see shadows being cast a) by the bookcase at the right of the frame, which wasn't the case in the first image above, and b) by the shelf at the left, which isn't visible in frame 2.

It’s to showcase his new balldo snake half sleeve. The old camera angle didn’t show enough of his noodle arms. The new camera angle shows just enough balldo snake to satisfy the cuck. Also, his right (viewers left) sleeve is always twisted up an inch or two higher than the other. He gestures to his tattoo constantly, rubs it, moves it, it’s all about his dumb balldo snake. There’s his tattoo, again. At least he’s not doing the same see-through shit with the gay womb tattoo, the flowers coming out of his crotch. Yet. All part of the tough schtick he’s auditioning at the moment.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I pray they all find the strength to put up with his bullshit and the wisdom to realize he's a lost cause and start the grieving process early

The worst part is that the kids will likely all be drawn to romantic partners who display the familiar pathologies their parents did. They couldn’t save mom or dad but they’ll try to rescue some other lowlifes and call it love.

 

[AStupidMonkey]

there's a significant bump that's going on

Long bathroom breaks again, then?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I am sure Nick knows what he is doing with the prescription drugs and nitrous abuse. He is a lawyer after all, he understands the law and he would NEVER jeopardize his probation this carelessly. Just like he isn't responsible for his kid testing positive for cocaine just because he left the cocaine somewhere it had access to.

How could huffing gas, that is not recognized as an illegal drug, count as drug abuse? Checkmate KiwiStalkers.

Nick has gotten one over on us again and is raking in the Ws left and right. Kurt is being felted, Sean the Sandwichman is the next target.
Nick is winning so much, people have stopped tuning in, just one stream is a large enough dose of winning for an entire week.

/sneed

 

[AltisticRight]

"You shouldn't be mad at me for abusing drugs and children. Think of the national outrage! Fucking Kiwifarmers."

He's really just mimicking Juju now. Look at this.
Oh no Kiwi Farms mocking Juju's paedophile associations, why wouldn't you guys care about [random non-sequitur thing here]?
I may have dosed my preteen daughter but do you know Yemen is undergoing a genocide and Israel is bombing Gaza?

I remember Dax's response to people criticising his stance on that cuties film was "but Jeff Bezos is buying entire neighbourhoods".
Edit: It was banks and hedgefunds buying lots of bulk list houses. ie, the kind of listings only banks and very wealthy people can afford.

He's just that much of a fucking faggot. So his lolberg drugs and booze rotten brain says "love is love" and "freedom of art" but also "a man shouldn't just buy entire neighbourhoods because he can"?

Dunce. He should stick to his friends Vito and Max Karson.

Obviously Dax and his pack of faggots never read pass a shocking headline. BIG BANK oy vey ARE BuYing 503975 HOUSES!11!

 

[Lurking9e9]

nick rekieta is on that lolcow plateau strategy. bore the fuck out of detractors so they endlessly re-litigate minutiae from far away pasts so that they (the lolcow) can manifest a win since they didn't do anything fucking retarded for over 2 days. this is a little acknowledged portion of the lolcow cycle.

i.e. he's about to do something fucking retarded because his simps are boring and his detractors are boring and he's boring and he needs some extraneous attention.

His co host left the trial mid-stream, he admitted to adderall usage, is doing some sort of gas on stream, constantly seething about his former friends, making retarded legal analysis because he doesn't understand it's not a copyright issue (or he is doing this on purpose to gaslight his remaining audience).

 

[PrestonHolt]

Damn Ebil Goberment, trying to put down such a good boi Nick, they hate him so much they even sealed the case, so Nick can't show any proof about his 8yo testing positive, If only we knew who pushed those evil gorermental types to seal it, that one person must be behind it all! Its also funny nad weird that *if* anyone he ever beefed with ever had child test positive, he would NEVER let it go, but when he's done it? "akshualy I was cucked by the goverment unable to contest it, trust me bro".
Also love that video comparison of nick from past to nick now, nick back then "my buddy Moon" nick now "i'd never say Josh is a good person!"

 

[Sneed Force One]

What irks me about Nick's whining about Kiwifarms focus of ire is that he fundamentally is misunderstanding the purpose of this website.

Are we the Child Protective Services Misuse & Complaint forum? Are we an NGO think-tank in protective custody oversight?

No Nick. And you know this. Your just intentionally deflecting the criticism by widening it so your individual actions are diluted. What is his crime against thousands others?

Unfortunately Nick. This is a website for closely examining specific people. And you are very much under the microscope.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

He is a lawyer after all, he understands the law and he would NEVER jeopardize his probation this carelessly.

Sarcasm aside, Nick would have to go without Adderall for about three days (probably longer) in order to pass a piss test.
Can you see him controlling his impulses for that long?