Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

[Elderly beef taco]

Ah yes, supporting Canadian business by *checks notes* going to an American theme park.
Like, Canada has parks and shit. There's a ton of stuff to do here if you just make an effort. Hell, it's easy enough to drive around too, so you can kinda go wherever you want without a passport (although some places ask for a Parks Canada pass for entry, those are cheap though).

 

[Justice Tony]

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For someone who uses chud as a derogatory term, she sure does have an ironic taste in men.

 

[The Hardest R]

If Goodreads is any indicator, the more of a man hater she is, the more she wants to be dominated by the men she hates. Once again Ellen proves how basic she is.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

Ellen may have gone outside.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

It’s only a matter of time before she reaches Anonymous Asexual levels of taking the piss out of. Her comics legitimately make being a leftist seem less cool. Can’t imagine many people appreciate her anymore than r/antiwork appreciated Doreen. Some people live to embarrass themselves.
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Ah yes, toothpaste man.

 

[Major]

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Now the real question is, does she do this stuff to c(h)um the waters and attract simps for ego and profit? Or does she just have no ability to restrain what she posts online, like some kind of facebook boomer or anime gooner?

I hate this crap. Women being in to big tall men is not a fetish. I's like their trying to gentrify the word

 

[SITHRAK!]

Which one of you sent this goober a link?
Link to YT where he basically just reads the thread.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Which one of you sent this goober a link?
Link to YT where he basically just reads the thread.

To be fair, it may not have been one of us. The Kiwi Farms link is all over the snark sub Reddit. They post our link over there regularly.

 

[Ghostse]

Ellen may have gone outside.
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"Gay rights have been destroyed and eaten away by Trannies. "

Hello, Based department?

 

[Luke’s Missing Hand]

Ellen sweetie, you wouldn’t know your stretched out tuna tunnel from a hole in the ground.

 

[horseorigin]

Ah yes, toothpaste man.

Lest, how could we forget??

Spoiler: this is what true love looks like

Spoiler: fuck it *eats the opps*

I know it’s already been exposed that Pizzacake is a degenerate but if history is anything to follow, 10 bucks says she’s out there making some truly heinous porn that we’re peacefully unaware of.

 

[Ares Snealsquid]

Found an interesting comic from her just now and it reminded me of an idea I had a while back. With the whole roblox retro slop drama that happened, it only occurred because the people larping as retro constantly enforced their identity politics into it with all of their faggot xenopronoun buzzword whatever; same applies to american politics with cameltoe and tronald. Exactly why pizzacake (and others like nyanwolf) fail with the nostalgia schtick and people like Maddox succeed.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

Why.

 

[Mark Cunty]

I think Ellen is a dumb, stupid libtard who makes bad comics that have really one-sided strawman arguments. Just like Anonymous Asexual, these comics with their ugly-ass art style give me liberal nightmares at night when I'm asleep.

I cannot believe Libbit (Reddit) likes to eat this shit, especially those damn mods that simp for this stupid bitch. They will censor you because you're hurting their little liberal princess's feelings. This girl is probably happy that Mark Carney won the April 28th, 2025 federal elections.

 

[SITHRAK!]

Female characters written by males suck. Period.

Modesty Blaise, Captain Janeway, Motoko Kusanagi, Princess Leia, Aeon Flux, Imperator Furiosa, Lewis Carroll’s Alice, and Lady Chatterley beg to differ.

10 bucks says she’s out there making some truly heinous porn

I’ve seen a few caps of her ‘body positivity’ series where she lezzes out in a gym shower with a fat blonde whose boobs sag upwards at times. I don’t know about ‘heinous’ but it looks like the secret drawings of an Amish girl that explored a bit too far on rumpfsprunger and wants to secretly preserve the memories.

She hasn't posted it on Reddit yet

Some fucktard forum slider on /pol/ has been posting Ellen’s shit takes as OP’s, normally with “She’s right you know” or “/pol/ can’t disprove this” or “facts/powerful” as a subject line. So of course /pol/ started BHJ’ing them.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

I thought Ellen was a repressed Catholic but I saw something that disproved it. I forget what it was or when I saw it. She was raised as some kind of Christian.

Are those the edits she threatened legal action over? They're cringe but not easily confused with her actual work.

I wish Ellen would talk more about her upbringing, it would be insightful. She admitted to being cringe on DeviantArt as a teen. If we knew what sect she was raised in we could figure out more.

Her rape fetish wasn't accepted by Patreon. Ellen also sexualizes teenagers and school uniforms. I agree that her lesbian art is just weird. She's drawn lesbian selfcest.

TLDR: I realize this was long. The main takeaway is that Ellen is also into rape and sexualizing teenagers.

Modesty Blaise, Captain Janeway, Motoko Kusanagi, Princess Leia, Aeon Flux, Imperator Furiosa and Lady Chatterley beg to differ.


I’ve seen a few caps of her ‘body positivity’ series where she lezzes out in a gym shower with a fat blonde whose boobs sag upwards at times. I don’t know about ‘heinous’ but it looks like the secret drawings of an Amish girl that explored a bit too far on rumpfsprunger and wants to secretly preserve the memories.


Some fucktard forum slider on /pol/ has been posting Ellen’s shit takes as OP’s, normally with “She’s right you know” or “/pol/ can’t disprove this” or “facts/powerful” as a subject line. So of course /pol/ started BHJ’ing them.

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[Cheesy Beavy]

Are those the edits she threatened legal action over?

Reddit most certainly not allow the word nigger so I’m fairly certain not.

Edit: I’m pretty sure the first picture showing three comics are her actual art and the only edited one is the boat one

 

[Metamorpho]

Modesty Blaise, Captain Janeway, Motoko Kusanagi, Princess Leia, Aeon Flux, Imperator Furiosa and Lady Chatterley beg to differ.


I’ve seen a few caps of her ‘body positivity’ series where she lezzes out in a gym shower with a fat blonde whose boobs sag upwards at times. I don’t know about ‘heinous’ but it looks like the secret drawings of an Amish girl that explored a bit too far on rumpfsprunger and wants to secretly preserve the memories.


Some fucktard forum slider on /pol/ has been posting Ellen’s shit takes as OP’s, normally with “She’s right you know” or “/pol/ can’t disprove this” or “facts/powerful” as a subject line. So of course /pol/ started BHJ’ing them.

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I hope more edits come soon.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

Ellen said "tard"

Ellen is a bitch to someone with sensory issues.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

I hope more edits come soon.

Same. There’s a few kiwis doing it but we certainly need more.

Hey @Guns of the Gaytriots , you should give this thread a read.