Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

I don't think he really gives a shit about his own health either. He came damn close to losing his legs because he enjoyed sitting in his shit for hours on end a little too much. He's likely given himself a dozen concussions by now. His brain probably looks like Chris Benoit's. Andy has sacrificed all that he has in pursuit of his fetish. It is all consuming.

I wouldn't doubt that for a second. Fat fuck's probably done more damage to his brain himself than the car accident ever did. And thinking of stories i'd heard of Benoit backstage its something to consider alright.

the fact he'll sit there and bludgeon his head until he breaks the skin shows he's commited to it. But we also know andy's capable of self inflicting injuries/illness to make himself seem helpless too.

The skin disease? "well I can't change myself. my family neglects me. get me a gwoop home." Andy hyperventilates while crossing the street? "I haz anxiety and fear for my life.. Andy gonna faint..."

And speaking of the blood from the head injuries, that IS something that can happen from a minor cut. wresters blade all teh time to make themselves look injured. So... its possible andy's doing something similar but... I doubt andy would cut himself like that. doesn't fit his MO.

Just thinking out loud.

 

[Coily the Spring Sprite]

Andy gonna faint..."

Reminds me of when he was at the hospital saying "what going on" over and over and then "you call me fake". Pick a lane Andy you can't pretend to not know what's going on while mentioning what's going on. Same video as the classic "I want a tornado" " I like tornados because they spin". I don't even know what he was trying to accomplish with that.

 

[Bob's Vagene]

Look where fatfuck is...

Amazingly the house, or at least that part of it, looks less cluttered now that he isn't there. God I really hope that they don't take him back.

 

[Statix_Shark]

Look where fatfuck is...

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Amazingly the house, or at least that part of it, looks less cluttered now that he isn't there. God I really hope that they don't take him back.

Goddamn it.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

He's probably back for the funeral.

And if Tom has any spine at all he won't put up with Andy's BS while he buries the love of his life, and send him back to the group home when its over and never contact him again.

I also notice the plastic sheets on the mattress. they came prepared this time.

 

[Coily the Spring Sprite]

Wait didn't he say he had some sort a lease a couple days ago? Maybe he's not moving in. I can understand them giving him a chance, I just hope it's *a* chance.

 

[Wendyverse Enjoyer]

Joe, Tom.. please for the love of god lay down the law here and now. Should Andy act up and do ANYTHING while he's "home" such as shitting himself. such as causing a mess and chaos.

Kick him the fuck out to the curb and send him back to his retard facility. For all your sanity's sake, Andy is best far away from you both. He will take advantage of you both if you give an inch. I wouldn't let him home, I'd make him stay in a hotel for all your safety.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Without any doubt in my mind, those are the eyes of an honest to god, cold, calculating, sociopath.

Why does he bother to post how he is doing? No one cares.

 

[Amewsed]

Without any doubt in my mind, those are the eyes of an honest to god, cold, calculating, sociopath.

Why does he bother to post how he is doing? No one cares.

This guy is a fucking menace.

 

[Moar Krabs]

So I have on my bingo card that Andy is gonna terrorize Tom and Joe during his "visit" which is what well call it for now he's definitely not miraculously cured from whatever is going on in his head so you know for a fact that he wont be calm between now and the funeral and you already know he's fake grieving Janet's passing like the Psychopath that he is so its suffice to say that these next few days are gonna be interesting to say the least

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

So I have on my bingo card that Andy is gonna terrorize Tom and Joe during his "visit" which is what well call it for now he's definitely not miraculously cured from whatever is going on in his head so you know for a fact that he wont be calm between now and the funeral and you already know he's fake grieving Janet's passing like the Psychopath that he is so its suffice to say that these next few days are gonna be interesting to say the least

best case scenario is Andy makes such a scene during the funeral that Tom never wants to see or hear from him again.

 

[A-Stump]

This guy is a fucking menace.

Boy does he look smug as fuck

 

[Amewsed]

Boy does he look smug as fuck

More proof he's an absolute fake.

 

[Mike Ditch's Poop Stick]

Think his warrant in town is expired? Will the police even care short of him causing a scene at a funeral home?

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

best case scenario is Andy makes such a scene during the funeral that Tom never wants to see or hear from him again.

Hopefully that won't happen, but, if it does, I hope this is indeed the outcome.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I'm placing my bet that the police are at the funeral.

 

[twinArmageddons]

I'm placing my bet that the police are at the funeral.

my best bet on the police is them showing up when andy calls them after someone (Joe) calls him a fake

 

[A-Stump]

Hopefully he freaks out, police are called, he melts down, decides to go "sue i side" by cop, gets laid down, and the world is a better place.

He has tried this multiple times and is such a huge fuck-up he can't even manage to do that right.

 

[Moar Krabs]

I'm placing my bet that the police are at the funeral.

Officer Bentley probably will since hes known the Ditch family since he was a small child (according to the phone call with Aunt Diane)

 

[Coily the Spring Sprite]

Hopefully he won't give a speech on how his mother was willing to wipe him but Joe and Tom refuse. Then takes his diaper off. Perhaps has a good ol' headbanging meltdown.
He may never have such a large captive audience again. Gotta use it as a chance to tell everyone about the 'buze he suffers. Might imply that his mother died from the same neglect he suffers from Tom.
He can't resist showing his ass whenever there's a decent audience.