Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

When will Juliana become bedbound? As of January 2022

  • Within 3 months

    Votes: 33 4.3%
  • Within 6 months

    Votes: 118 15.4%
  • Within a year

    Votes: 206 26.9%
  • Within 3 years

    Votes: 140 18.3%
  • Never

    Votes: 21 2.7%
  • Shes already there

    Votes: 247 32.3%

  • Total voters
    765
Agree with the above, and the same is true in a lot of European countries. In china most normal people eat most meals out, and the food is more similar to what you would cook at home were you to have a full kitchen and time. In countries like Portugal the prepared foods are also a lot more like home cooking. France too. People pick up like, a roasted chicken and potatoes on their way home, not KFC. And the cost is less “luxury item” and more in line with grocery costs.

In the US most takeaway items are both overpriced and nutritionally horrendous.
 
Now you have me daydreaming about French roast chicken and potatoes boxes dammit. Sometimes the cravings still hit. Rotisserie in the US just isn't the same. The French rôti is a lifesaver when you're a broke uni student with only a hotplate in your apartment and a budget that goes almost entirely to wine and drugs.


The big American cities with a large office-working population who have some disposable income and little disposable time have started seeing an influx of "healthy" fast food usually centered around the "carb-protein-veg-sauce all in a bowl" model (sweet green, cava, fresh&co etc) designed to be eaten at your desk. These not only taste like ass but are just as expensive as going out to somewhere for an actually decent sit-down meal and having an actual human conversation and leisurely enjoying your food. How you eat is almost as important as what you eat.
American's relationship with food is so broken
*gets off of soapbox*

Corissa specifically has shown that she actually appreciates good food when it's put in front of her (that farm to table restaurant they go to sometimes, the artisanal items they buy at the farmer's market etc) but I have to wonder how much is it her actually enjoying it and how much is it her enjoying the aesthetic of being a healthy, hot, rich, down-to-earth babe who dresses in frothy sundresses and eats nothing but farm to table micro green salad, artisanal bread, and small-batch pistachio butter.

Food is increasingly becoming a status marker in the way designer clothes once were. What you eat, (the afore mentioned farm to table micro greens, natural wine, expensive tinned fish, lemons, avocado out of season, fresh veg in general but only instagram-worthy examples) where you buy food (Erewhon, Whole Foods, the farmer's market but only the pretty ones) and how you cook gives people a sense of superiority amid our current economic uncertainty. When most people are subsisting on rice and beans or various types of cheap, nutrient and protein rich beige slop, having fresh veg and meat in your pantry is luxurious and having the time to cook good looking, good tasting, healthy food is aspirational. Corissa tries very hard to keep what she consumes on camera to this "aspirational" level, though the fast food wrappers and that bag of nerds she posted recently give her away.
 
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Ranty thoughts about cheese (and particularly about people shredding it themselves) raced through Corissa’s head last night

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These continued later in the day, as she took her chihuahua Chuchu out to eat burritos

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I am unreasonably angry about her being angry about people who grate their own cheese. Is she really so stupid as to not know that pre grated cheese is coated so as not to stick together and therefore doesn't actually melt well?
All the joys of cellulose powder that us cheese graters miss out on.

In my neck of the woods it’s also cheaper to grate it yourself, plus you can mix with the proportions of different cheeses when you blend them.
 
Ranty thoughts about cheese (and particularly about people shredding it themselves) raced through Corissa’s head last night

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These continued later in the day, as she took her chihuahua Chuchu out to eat burritos

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Non grated cheese is usually less expensive. It's called being frugal, but you wouldn't know anything about that you absolute pile.
 
Corissa tries very hard to keep what she consumes on camera to this "aspirational" level
Funny you were just saying this (and I agreed with you), but apparently it's not true if it takes the tinniest bit of effort. If you use a food processor, it takes but a moment to have freshly shredded cheese.

What a bitter hag. Reminds me of Rosie-gate. "I'm unreasonably upset at people that wipe their own ass. What are you trying to prove? If one of you says it smells/feels better to me, I s2g"
 
I am a filthy pre-shredded cheese buyer. It's as simple as that it's not feasible for me to buy four different types of cheese to make a pizza blend. I don't eat that much pizza, and the oil coating helps stop fungal invasion until I can finish off the bag. I only cook for myself and I'm not going to eat pizza every meal for a week straight. Convenience isn't always about laziness, sometimes it's just more practical. If it makes you feel better, I buy my regular cheese in blocks and shred it myself if needed.
 
I am unreasonably angry about her being angry about people who grate their own cheese. Is she really so stupid as to not know that pre grated cheese is coated so as not to stick together and therefore doesn't actually melt well?
Sartori parmesan cheese is good in a pinch if one must get pre-shredded/grated, if only because it's marginally better than the paste-tasting slop that's Kraft.

Great a burrito that probably contains onions and garlic, sure feed that to a dog. What a cunt.
I hate this fat bitch so much. If the dog doesn't die from it, I hope that sweet thing vomits up and shits all over Corissa's shoes and clothing.
 
Oh boy, I can't wait to read about Corissa's advice on rash guards - hopefully she'll grace us with some pictures, too!

Which leads me to think, apart from the logistical nightmare that applying any kind of ointment in their folds, I cannot even begin to imagine what kind of festering ecosystem Corissa and J have on their inner thighs, especially since they clearly don't shower regularly.
 
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