Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[pink cigarettes]

I have tried Hokas (I run) and hated them but I have to say I LOVE the trend of deathfats wearing these overhyped, ultra-“athletic” shoes, as though they might jump up and do something non-sedentary at any moment. It’s almost as funny as Juliana shilling for those “workout clothes.”

They can't help themselves- they're getting in on two trends at the same time. An athletic shoe trend, and the trend of those reels that feature random things being obliterated by a hydraulic press

 

[Breadbear]

When you're 70 and alone in some assisted living on Independence Day, it's pretty easy to be jealous of the people you went to high school with who are living independently, going over to their son's or daughter's place for a barbeque.

Well, she's not going to make it to 70, so...
But she was married, once upon a time. He trooned out and then she found J.

 

[FarmVille]

J still posting multiple times a day about fat and palestine and fat discrimination and anti-ozempic fatness

 

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I would say that this would be a perfect ad for ozempic!

 

[Kela de Thaym]

J still posting multiple times a day about fat and palestine and fat discrimination and anti-ozempic fatness

J's still on the Palestine thing? Sure, J, I'll donate to a Palestinian refugee cause... to match your donation from a month of not getting feedbags from DoorDash and UberEats.

Also, it's so interesting that the fat activists are seeing the walls close in more and more with each day. A lot's been said about GLP-1s in various threads (tl;dr: if a person genuinely needs them to lose weight, there is no shame so long as they're also getting in exercise and adjusting to a healthier diet per protocol) but you have to at least admire the seethe and rage it works up in these sows. Corissa and J put all their eggs into the fatpo basket and now they're gonna have to figure out what to do with their worthless lives after that money finally dries up.

 

[pink cigarettes]

J's still on the Palestine thing?

Look, social media was associating it with watermelon for a minute. Julianna is a hungry girl. Presumably you aren't the size of two gorillas, and wouldn't understand

 

[TexasRanger]

I have tried Hokas (I run) and hated them but I have to say I LOVE the trend of deathfats wearing these overhyped, ultra-“athletic” shoes, as though they might jump up and do something non-sedentary at any moment. It’s almost as funny as Juliana shilling for those “workout clothes.”

I love Hokas (and have five pairs of them at home)-best cushioned running shoes in existence (for me). Still, if you weigh as much as a baby elephant, does the cushioning even matter? This is clearly shoe abuse.

 

[Simpers]

I love Hokas (and have five pairs of them at home)-best cushioned running shoes in existence (for me). Still, if you weigh as much as a baby elephant, does the cushioning even matter? This is clearly shoe abuse.

No shade if they work for you as an actual locomotive biped! I have fucked up feet and in my competitive days even wore different brands and sizes on each foot so I have 0 room to shame anyone lol.

Except deathfats. I will always and forever have room to spare for deathfat-shaming.

 

[Terffals]

Hokas are great if you work in a service industry where you’re running around or on your feet all day. I know a lot of nurses who love them.

 

[Magic Pickle]

Julianna of all people has absolutely no ground whatsoever to stand on when it comes to talking about feminism. Obviously she's remarkably uneducated, ignorant and closed-minded on all nuanced societal debates, but this one is particularly insulting given that she decided that other women did not have the depth of mind that she did and therefore it must mean she is not a woman. I'd rather discuss Palestinian women with fucking Terri Schiavo.

Also, I echo Kela de Thaym here - the GLP-1s are clearly setting a fire underneath the asses of the HAES babes, and it's satisfying to see them unable to articulate or defend the use of them given that the sword they elected to die on was that bodily autonomy must be defended at all costs. If we are to be trusted to do what is right for our own health regardless of what others say, then how can you critique this? And yet they simply won't let sleeping dogs lie and focus on their own lives, because they have built their egos on sharing a herd mentality as if "safety in numbers" defends the gravitational consequences of being the size of an apartment complex.

Really, Corissa and Julianna are just bummed that the party is over, and that deep down everyone has been lying to each other about how fitting into chairs doesn't make them feel bad because it's an act of rebellion to break furniture in a skinny gorls world. Maybe if you two had been less prone to prosletyzing, others would pity you for having drank far, far more than your share of Koolaid, but alas!

 

[Kela de Thaym]

Also, I echo Kela de Thaym here - the GLP-1s are clearly setting a fire underneath the asses of the HAES babes, and it's satisfying to see them unable to articulate or defend the use of them given that the sword they elected to die on was that bodily autonomy must be defended at all costs. If we are to be trusted to do what is right for our own health regardless of what others say, then how can you critique this? And yet they simply won't let sleeping dogs lie and focus on their own lives, because they have built their egos on sharing a herd mentality as if "safety in numbers" defends the gravitational consequences of being the size of an apartment complex.

Really, Corissa and Julianna are just bummed that the party is over, and that deep down everyone has been lying to each other about how fitting into chairs doesn't make them feel bad because it's an act of rebellion to break furniture in a skinny gorls world. Maybe if you two had been less prone to prosletyzing, others would pity you for having drank far, far more than your share of Koolaid, but alas!

It's the crabs in a bucket mentality, really: the moment someone whom they lauded as being starlets for "body positivity" starts losing weight (see Adele, Lizzo, Oprah, and Christina Aguilera), that's when the claws come out. Bodily Autonomy for thee except when it makes our message look bad, am I right?

And that's not getting into how grossly expensive it is to keep up the fat positivity lifestyle: when you're faced with having to deal with rising food prices at the grocery store for basics to feed yourself and others, seeing a couple of fat heiffers like Corissa and J scarf down delivered fast food and restaurant/bakery slop day in and out like it's still the 2017-2019 economy pricing? It just makes them look like tone deaf, greedy pigs in a homely sty in Bumfuck, KS, oblivious to the realities of the world around them. They've pretty much eaten themselves out of clothing at this point (J moreso than Corissa) too and there is absolutely NO way anyone can convince me that's a dignified way to live.

 

[Scoia'tael]

I know someone who swears by Hokas but that's because they suffered a gnarly foot injury about 15 years ago that required them to get a metal pole in their foot. They tried a lot of shoes over the years, but Hokas have been the only ones to give them some kind of major relief/support in the last couple years. I'm not gonna knock them given the circumstances in that case.

I hope your friend is feeling better and things are recovering as they should. I am definitely not knocking anyone for prioritizing comfort or health over fashion (there but for the grace of God etc)
But in the case of Corissa? Miss "homesteading fashionista?" Give me a bbreak. It is her JOB to be fashionable and aspirational (to the extent a deathfat can be). No one in the fashion influencer sphere truly wears the shoes the rep on social media or it would be a lot of ugg slippers. She should know this by now.

 

[stupid frog]

J's still on the Palestine thing? Sure, J, I'll donate to a Palestinian refugee cause... to match your donation from a month of not getting feedbags from DoorDash and UberEats.

I've already matched JULIANA's donation to Palestine: $0

 

[Yaks]

Hey now!, she invested at LEAST $1 in crayolas to make those cardboard postcard things.

Or was that for some other cause?

 

[Otterly]

how grossly expensive it is to keep up the fat positivity lifestyle

I’m just back from the supermarket, and have spent the usual hideous amount on family groceries for the week. We cook from scratch for most stuff, not much ready to eat and it’s still expensive. I can’t imagine how much they spend a week but I would love to know.

 

[Clotso Coof]

I can’t imagine how much they spend a week but I would love to know.

I bet Juliana's entire paycheck goes to food. Corissa is still making enough money for the other bills due to her wholesale side business.

 

[Spicy Meatball]

I’m just back from the supermarket, and have spent the usual hideous amount on family groceries for the week. We cook from scratch for most stuff, not much ready to eat and it’s still expensive. I can’t imagine how much they spend a week but I would love to know.

I’m fascinated by that too. I think the overwhelming majority of lunches and dinners are takeout/DoorDash. Every so often we’ll get a glimpse of the pantry and there’s never a lot in it, and what’s there is always ready to eat/prep stuff like cereal, crackers, pasta salad box mixes, etc. It’s never actual groceries you can make meals out of. They’ve posted about farmers markets and never buy vegetables or meat there either, just weird trendy shit like pistachio butter and dried fruit. Their counters bear this out with a rotation of fast food packages and soda cups piled up everywhere but never pots and pans cooling before washing.

 

[Potatis Salad]

I love Hokas (and have five pairs of them at home)-best cushioned running shoes in existence (for me). Still, if you weigh as much as a baby elephant, does the cushioning even matter? This is clearly shoe abuse.

By way of answer, I would like to offer this exhibit from Anna O'Brien's thread a few months ago: Anna in Hoka Cliftons vs a random gear reviewing blogger in Hoka Cliftons.

 

[Otterly]

By way of answer, I would like to offer this exhibit from Anna O'Brien's thread a few months ago: Anna in Hoka Cliftons vs a random gear reviewing blogger in Hoka Cliftons.

Modern materials science is truly amazing. The Powermesh valiantly holding out stretched across Rhys McKinnon’s dainty StrategyGut, and the memory foam still almost, almost not compressed to its absolute maximum under the weight of five people.
I salute you, product designers.

 

[Drive-by Farts]

I’m fascinated by that too. I think the overwhelming majority of lunches and dinners are takeout/DoorDash. Every so often we’ll get a glimpse of the pantry and there’s never a lot in it, and what’s there is always ready to eat/prep stuff like cereal, crackers, pasta salad box mixes, etc. It’s never actual groceries you can make meals out of. They’ve posted about farmers markets and never buy vegetables or meat there either, just weird trendy shit like pistachio butter and dried fruit. Their counters bear this out with a rotation of fast food packages and soda cups piled up everywhere but never pots and pans cooling before washing.

Yeah, I don’t know where everyone in this thread is from, but in America, as a rule, you really have to know how to cook in order to be healthy and slim. I used to live in Japan, and the grocery stores sell freshly made prepackaged food like their famous bento boxes. Lots of Japanese people, including the housewives, basically don’t cook beyond using a rice cooker to make rice. Everything else is from the deli, the quality is as good as homemade. Going to restaurants particularly for lunch was also a lot cheaper in Japan. I’ve also heard that in China, restaurants and food delivery are cheap so people use them all the time.

Here in America, society was not set up at all for restaurants to be something you do daily. They cook food that’s different than “home cooking”, they are expensive, delivery fees are pretty high, and the portions tend to be HUGE. Restaurants are meant to be maybe a weekly treat. Also fast food really should be a biweekly or monthly treat - you cannot be eating that shit daily or anywhere near daily. There aren’t as many healthy fresh food options at the deli either, the ones that are healthy tend to taste like cardboard. The instant and ready made box food is also notoriously full of chemicals that are actually banned in some countries. And there’s a direct correlation between when seed oils came into use and when obesity rates skyrocketed. The only way to control what oil was used in your food, is to cook it yourself.

Their choice not to cook is an incredibly expensive one, in terms of both money and health. The amount of money they pay in delivery fees alone is probably staggering.