Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Ravier Xavenblood]

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his head is so swollen up that the glasses are pressing into his gourd. need wider glasses, BOY!

The gourd goes through cycles of swelling and deflating. Probably because his numerous gum infections ebb and flow.

 

[mikaylatoads]

Imagine if he bit you

The komodo dragon myth is now a fact

 

[Statix_Shark]

Imagine if he bit you

Patient zero for the zombie apocalypse, that's pretty goth dood

 

[Winter]

Late as fuck to this but here's screenshots I took right now after watching his goyslop food hack #2048340931949
Some vile shots of his teeth and fish-lips in this one.

Spoiler: Screenshots

Also, I had seen some people pointing it out before but it didn't really hit me until this video, his fucking glasses are seriously cutting into his gourd

 

[Fedsmokers_secret_stash]

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The bog chompers are truly something to behold

 

[DocHoliday]

Late as fuck to this but here's screenshots I took right now after watching his goyslop food hack #2048340931949
Some vile shots of his teeth and fish-lips in this one.

Spoiler: Screenshots

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Also, I had seen some people pointing it out before but it didn't really hit me until this video, his fucking glasses are seriously cutting into his gourd

Those teeth are wishing for the sweet release of death so they can fall out and be done with that nightmare of a mouth. Lately, it seems that he has begun to rot away at an even quicker pace. His dedication to rotmaxxing is impressive, but his health seems like it could turn bleak at any time.

 

[Ass Johnson]

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A mouth so vile that it causes bacteria itself to go into septic shock.

 

[Second Alter Ego]

With that scab\wound the glasses are going to fuse to his head.

And oh my god his chompers.

Oh god what... what am I looking at here

 

[internetdweller2001]

With that scab\wound the glasses are going to fuse to his head.

And oh my god his chompers.

I don't think I ever truly realized how rotted Jawshy's teeth were until seeing this, and the mouthful of glop definitely isn't helping. Jesus christ. Dentures arc when?

 

[Pink Hotel On The Corner]

Welcome back scurvy!

 

[Sugriva]

How... How is he able to eat solid food?

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

How... How is he able to eat solid food?

Very very carefully
and barely chewing anything

 

[SaltyFantaMan]

KFC took away the root canal

 

[Onan The Destroyer]

Imagine if he bit you

No teeth left to bite with.

 

[Pattern Noticer]

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

Where will Josh settle on the India-Pakistan conflict? He condemned the damn dirty terrorists when they attacked the lovely Jewish State of Israel. I don't recall anything he's ever said about the ongoing Special Education Operation in the Lucraine. I wonder if there's any good Indian restaurants in Casper he could DoorDash, because as they say: the way to the heart of a Boglim is through the stomach.

 

[Onan The Destroyer]

"I reilliterate for you."

I love this little retard so much.

 

[Pattern Noticer]

Where will Josh settle on the India-Pakistan conflict? He condemned the damn dirty terrorists when they attacked the lovely Jewish State of Israel. I don't recall anything he's ever said about the ongoing Special Education Operation in the Lucraine. I wonder if there's any good Indian restaurants in Casper he could DoorDash, because as they say: the way to the heart of a Boglim is through the stomach.

Cobra used to have an obsession with circles, so I'm gonna say India.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

Cobra used to have an obsession with circles, so I'm gonna say India.
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Assburgers vision would most definetly choose India, their flag has bright colors and cool symbol in the middle while Pakistani flag is lame, designed by some 60IQ diarrhea patient who farted on a canvas and said this is our flag now.

 

[qwerty2116uiop]

With that scab\wound the glasses are going to fuse to his head.

And oh my god his chompers.

Wow! That front tooth is completely rotted away. I can't believe we made it this far. Oral infection saga maybe within the year?