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[MennilTossFlykune]

Imagine if we all could be french and just turn people away because they seem a bit faggy:

This raises a difficult legal question: how do you exactly tell if a French guy is gay?

 

[monstrous bubo]

I rarely see actual men dress like this, unless they’re on vacation IN Hawaii or in TV shows.

It’s definitely a thing among a certain type of hipster male. Pooners have a variety of paths to true and honest manhood, and the alt girl to alt boy path is one of them.

 

[Commander Suzdal]

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Another one from the FTHobbit pipeline

 

[Sean Andalou]

Trans philosophy department.
Looks like "misgendering" is a spectrum.

Reddit -- Archive

Spoiler: The whole thing (long).

Hi everyone !

I was thinking about getting misgendered yesterday, and realized that some case of misgendering, like the words themselves are worse than others.

I’m a girl (she / her) and I like to be referred to as such, but I don’t pass, and i often getting misgendered.

The thing is: when I’m being called “he” or “him” it usually don’t hurt me that much, I simply correct to person or just go on if I don’t want to engage in a discussion. Kind of the same with gendered adjective (everywhere in French).

However, when I’m getting called “sir” or “mister” and “young man” (especially “sir”) I feel really really bad. Why ? Here’s my explanation. Pronouns are very useful in a conversation, it’s hard to avoid them, unless using over and over the name of the person you’re taking about, which is kind of weird.

Sir is like pointlessly using gendered words in your sentence. Most of the time, you can remove the word “sir” from the sentence without changing its meaning at all.

“Have a nice day sir” —> “Have a nice day” “May I take your order sir?” —> “May I take your order ?”

I mean, even if I don’t pass, I’m always presenting feminine, so if you’re not sure, just avoid using such uselessly gendered words or ?? I can get that’s it’s hard and not widely spread to use “they / them” or asking pronouns if you’re not sure, so why specifically use a gendered word ?? This feel insulting. Almost like it’s purposely misgendering, whereas “he / him” can simply by a mistake.

How do you all feel about that ? Do you feel as well some different levels of misgendering ? Do some words trigger your more than other ?

Thanks and have a nice day ! Take care ! <3

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The thing is: when I’m being called “he” or “him” it usually don’t hurt me that much, I simply correct to person or just go on ...

However, when I’m getting called “sir” or “mister” and “young man” (especially “sir”) I feel really really bad. Why ? Here’s my explanation. Pronouns are very useful in a conversation, it’s hard to avoid them, unless using over and over the name of the person you’re taking about, which is kind of weird. ...

Kind of weird you say?

Here are a couple of comments

 

[Hassou Tobi]

Here are a couple of comments

Never thought of “buddy” as a subtle way to insult a troon.

Thanks for the tip!

Spoiler

Yes, I remember Kimmel and Hunter Schafer

 

[Law]

There’s a weird subgroup of pooners who for some reason think it’s “manly” to wear the most loudest and flowery Hawaii shirts.

The trans man (hopefully future desister, inshallah) at my old job wears bright-ass button-down shirts, but wears them unbuttoned and tucked in - simultaneously. Definitely a sartorial choice that has bluescreened me on several occasions. I have never seen anyone, man, woman or cholo, wear a shirt like that.

What exactly is the difference between a cis person and a trans person who is pretending to not be trans? By their own logic I mean.

The cis person isn't possessed by a gender diety? Why do they think men who masturbate to anime are suddenly now "unsafe"? There's no law against men wearing skirts and stockings. They're as safe as they ever were.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Never thought of “buddy” as a subtle way to insult a troon.

Thanks for the tip!

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Yes, I remember Kimmel and Hunter Schafer

That gives me an idea Troons have sadly really invaded Nerd Spaces so next time I go to any kind of con I'll have to dress like Sloth and if I see a group trannies I'll yell "Hey you guys".

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

What was the line about children never ever being mutilated for gender reasons?

Reddit / Archive

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I am 17 and I got top surgery when I was 16. When I got on T my cup size went down but one of my breasts was uneven so at my consultation for the surgery I asked about keyhole to see if I could get that. They told me that I wouldn’t have the flattest look with it and because of the unevenness of my chest that it might be hard to get both looking symmetrical during the surgery. We decided to do double incision because I thought it was really the only option I had. So now I have visible scars. I really enjoy having a flat chest but as time goes on I feel more dysphoric about my scars. With the unevenness of my chest they had to make my incisions bigger so that my scars would be even on both sides. When I first got the surgery I was really proud of my scars but I am having trouble accepting them now and admittedly I wish that I would’ve gotten keyhole even if it were uneven. Ive never taken my shirt off in public and I don’t know if I ever will because I feel like my scars just give away that I’m trans when I don’t want anyone to know. And anytime I see someone who has gotten top surgery with scars that aren’t visible I get insanely jealous and start to feel sick with myself because I don’t have the body that they do. I don’t know if this is just a lot of internalized transphobia or if other people experience the same thing. sorry for the ramble.

 

[Psyoptimus Primal]

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https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/1kglr8g/got_stung_on_the_scalp_by_a_giant_hornet/

A Pooner got hatecrimed by a hornet

The one time HRT doesn't destroy a girl's hairline aand his happens. lol.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Pooner nose is real.

I wonder if it's because the testosterone stimulates cartilage growth. Maybe their ears grow too and they will eventually look like a 78 year old Jewish guy named Morty.

I rarely see actual men dress like this, unless they’re on vacation IN Hawaii or in TV shows.

Or if they're unloading the produce cart at Trader Joe's (let me just grab a bag of those sumos).

 

[Air support]

There is something funny about the dudes who transition as part of a fetish only to have transition ruin their sex drive

This is very funny to me because its almost like natural selection.

 

[Stan]

With the unevenness of my chest they had to make my incisions bigger so that my scars would be even on both sides. When I first got the surgery I was really proud of my scars but I am having trouble accepting them now and admittedly I wish that I would’ve gotten keyhole even if it were uneven. Ive never taken my shirt off in public and I don’t know if I ever will because I feel like my scars just give away that I’m trans when I don’t want anyone to know. And anytime I see someone who has gotten top surgery with scars that aren’t visible I get insanely jealous and start to feel sick with myself because I don’t have the body that they do. I don’t know if this is just a lot of internalized transphobia or if other people experience the same thing. sorry for the ramble.

?? Why would the surgeon make a longer than necessary incision on the smaller breast just so that the surgical scars are even on both sides? That's really boggling me mind rn. Less scarring is less scarring, and I can't think of any other surgical specialty that would purposefully increase scar size for the sake of symmetry. Indeed... a lot of the surgical innovations like laparoscopy were invented in part to MINIMIZE SCARRING.

Like... I have an earlobe piercing that is a little torn. I'm not going to tear the other one so they match! Who does that?!

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I feel like the US used to be a bit more protective over blood donation too but oh noes, excluding gays is so homophobic!!!!!! It doesn't matter that HIV takes several weeks to show up on a blood test!!! Nooo, we can't exclude gays because that is super bigoted!!!!!!! And with regards to trannies, I am fairly certain that the Red Cross distinguishes based on what gender you identify as, not your actual sex. So even if they did have the gay man question, you could still say that you were a woman so it didn't matter.

I wouldn't care if they broadened it to be, "Have you had receptive anal sex within the past X amount of time,." Or, "Have you had more than one sexual partner within the past X amount of time." Little things like that could help! But nah, they are afraid of being heckin bigots. That could discriminate against people with alternative lifestyles, you see.

It doesn't matter that my grandmother likely died from getting HIV from a blood transfusion or anything! (To be fair, this was 1980, so HIV was not much known at the time.) Hell, the one time I tried to donate blood, they had to throw it away because my blood clotted slightly too fast. So yeah, throw away a pint of my perfectly good blood but totes allow all the gay and tranny disease-infested blood!

First off, my condolences for your grandmother.

You got me curious. I looked up the current LGBT Red Cross guidelines in the US (archive), since it had been awhile. While gay men are no longer banned outright, they're required to not have had anal sex or used PrEP three months prior to donation (and HIV positive people cannot donate period even if their viral count is low). This is for all people regardless of sex and orientation. I think that's fair. You fuck around, not fair for other people to find out because your blood is in them and it somehow didn't get detected, whether you're gay grandpa or a crackwhore.

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What really concerns me is that as you said, trans people can indeed just tell them whatever gender they identify with, and it is counted into the statistics for that sex. This is despite that in the same FAQ, they explain that they ask for sex because it helps them with calculations that determine if you're eligible to donate to begin with.

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I am transgender. Can I donate?

There are no donor eligibility criteria related to being transgender. Donors can report the gender with which they identify at the time of donation.

Red Cross staff members are required to verbally confirm demographic information, including gender, with all presenting donors. This step helps ensure donor safety and accuracy of records. If Red Cross records have the incorrect gender, prospective donors may ask staff members to make the change upon registration. Individuals do not need to tell staff that they are transgender. Individuals with specific questions about eligibility can contact the Red Cross Donor and Client Support Center at 1-866-236-3276.

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I am gender non-binary, gender non-conforming, genderqueer, gender fluid, or agender. Can I donate?

There are no donor eligibility criteria related to being non-binary or gender non-confirming. The Red Cross values all potential blood donors and understands that selecting either male or female may not align with how some individuals identify. The Red Cross also knows that there is a difference between biological sex and gender. Under the FDA’s individual donor assessment guidance, the donor history questionnaire is gender-neutral and all donors will answer the same questions regardless of gender. However, there are still some gender-specific eligibility criteria – such as height to weight ratio for certain donation types and iron levels – which require individuals to select either male or female on the donor history questionnaire. We understand this is not ideal for individuals who do not identify as male or female, and are committed to working with the FDA to continue to make blood donation more inclusive. Individuals with specific questions about eligibility can contact the Red Cross Donor and Client Support Center at 1-866-236-3276.

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Why does the Red Cross ask if I am male or female?

There are gender-specific donation eligibility criteria, such as height to weight ratio for certain donation types and iron levels. Donors can report the gender with which they identify at the time of donation. Individuals do not need to tell staff if they are transgender.

Whenever blood or plasma donation comes up, I always wonder about the impact of cross sex hormones or SRS on their eligibility. If using insulin or having just had surgery or a tattoo will make one temporarily or permanently ineligible for donation, then surely those wouldn't be good either. Especially some of these operations like stinkditches are permanently open surgical wounds. Going by what I just read, though, doesn't bode well. Fuckssake, blood transfusions are scary enough as it is.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Hallucinatory vaginas? Yes those are a thing.
(Posted six days ago, but upvoted enough to appear near the top of the list).

Reddit -- Archive

Lately I’ve been getting these weird feelings where my vagina would be. It feels like there’s one there! Especially when I’m horny, I feel tingling in that area but I always feel sad whenever I go to touch it and there’s nothing. Maybe it’s a sign that I should build one.

Lots of comments amplifying on the phenomenon.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Hallucinatory vaginas? Yes those are a thing.
(Posted six days ago, but upvoted enough to appear near the top of the list).
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Reddit -- Archive

Lots of comments amplifying on the phenomenon.

Phantom Vagina

The Sequel to Phantom of the Opera sounds weird.

 

[Syikeblade]

Spoiler: Are traps gay?

It honestly just doesn't seem right or natural to me. I don't see any logical or non-chasery reason why a straight man should prefer a penis to a vagina. Whenever I hear that I get the hick. I have quite mixed and yet strong feelings on the topic, on men who are attracted to trans women in general really.
Edit: I'm not talking about men who don't mind a penis or are indifferent, I'm talking about men who prefer it to a vagina on a woman
Edit 2: Since apparently it's not clear enough, I'm not claiming that preferring a penis makes you a chaser. It's typical for chasers to have that preference but it's not enough to make you one, you also need to dehumanize the person in front of you. My question was not "are men who prefer penises chasers?". My question was if you personally would find that acceptable, cause I don't feel comfortable enough to accept it for myself. It may not be chaser behavior, I still find it weird and invalidating. I want someone who likes me for me and being preferred for my genitals puts me under pressure, as I don't know about you but "me" is not just "girl with penis". In fact that's the last thing about me that should be relevant and important to a partner.
Oh and I'm not on 4chan lol.

Gay tranny realizes that straight men don't like penises.

Here's are some of the comments

Spoiler: Straight or chasers?

ItsMeganNow 2 points 17 hours ago
Honestly, while this sounds a bit judgy to me, I understand you’re just speaking about yourself and your own feelings. I think this goes to how our language and concepts about these things are breaking down, but we haven’t come up with a new way of thinking about it yet. We kind of present a problem for the usual categories, especially when we’re not 100% one way or the other. It complicates things and everyone is going to react to that one way or the other.
A straight guy is a guy into women. A straight guy into pre or preferably non op trans women is a straight guy with a genital preference—the way we talk about it at the moment. They could be a chaser or not. I tend to agree with the earlier poster that “chaser” is more about the attitude than the preferences. But if you’re a girl who has significant bottom dysphoria or just firm ideas about how sex relates to genitals, I can see how it could feel invalidating and weird. I personally just tend to think that automatically stigmatizing people who are into you for the way you are is ultimately self defeating. I get it though. I think the boxes are going to have to either relax, disappear entirely, or be completely re-organized at some point. But that’s a project for the whole culture and it’s just getting started.

LilSanrioAngel 3 points 19 hours ago
personally the only guy i could date is one who doesnt like it but loves ME and is willing to get used to it being there until my surgery and even being there for my recovery. and for sex us ignore it being there ive had that before with a situationship so im not settle for less now that ik its out there

And an argument between an bisexual guy and gay guy

DirtFem 8 points 1 day ago
As long as he respects your boundaries around your penis then I don't see what the issue is. If he like wants you to use it or touch it and you're uncomfortable then there's a problem but if he quite literally only prefers you to have a penis over a vagina then there's not a reason for me to hate

[–]LilSanrioAngel 0 points 20 hours ago
preferences are preferences but id probably leave if a guy said he prefered women with penises because well then were not compatible because mine is off limits and i plan on srs anyways. we can both find what we truly want elsewhere

[–]DirtFem -1 points 17 hours ago
Sounds like a you problem not an issue where he deserves to be chastised for

[–]LilSanrioAngel 0 points 17 hours ago
when did i say he deserved to be chastised i just said wed go our separate ways

[–]dirt_devil_696 -5 points 1 day ago
To me it's not enough that he respects my boundaries. That's the baseline. It's an ideological issue, it would feel wrong regardless. I'd feel betrayed if I ever came to know that after sleeping with someone and If I knew it beforehand I'd get the hick so I probably wouldn't even sleep with them

But I thought trannies with penises were women

Plastic_Clothes_3400 6 points 1 day ago
I think fetishizing and chasing are just distorted forms of attraction. Sexual orientation and gender expression exist on spectrums—not in a strict binary. Honestly, I’d love a man who’s into my penis, as long as he’s a good partner. Why would I judge him for that, when I’m also crazy about penises? In the end, it’s about what you feel comfortable with—and it’s totally okay if that dynamic isn’t for you. But maybe staying open to things not going exactly as we expect can help us accept others, and ourselves, with more freedom.
I also think we need to be cautious about imposing limiting ideas on others. When we start defining what “being a woman” really means, we risk slipping into TERF territory. And honestly, why would we want to police gender like that?

[–]dirt_devil_696 1 point 1 day ago
To me it's okay if he's into it, I just don't feel okay when he prefers it and I'm not sure why. It feels chasery and invalidating Maybe it's because I want to feel like a woman period, and that to me is a cis woman. I don't want to feel like I'm being preferred because I'm trans. I want it to be a neutral aspect of me

It's amazing how at some points they're close to getting it, but the it collides into the fetish and needs to die. They just can't accept that they're gay men in dresses and the men they want don't want anything to with them.

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[Vampirella]

Hallucinatory vaginas? Yes those are a thing.
(Posted six days ago, but upvoted enough to appear near the top of the list).

Reddit -- Archive
Lots of comments amplifying on the phenomenon.

Hmmmmmmmm.... where have I heard that before.... Chris really was a trend setter.

 

[DSHK]

spacehey is a clone of 2000s myspace made for the Gen Z rawring 20s emo/scene crowd. Its an absolute goldmine of trannies to laugh at although some of them are underage which makes it kinda sad. This faggot is only a year younger than me though so fuck this freak.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Whenever blood or plasma donation comes up, I always wonder about the impact of cross sex hormones or SRS on their eligibility. If using insulin or having just had surgery or a tattoo will make one temporarily or permanently ineligible for donation, then surely those wouldn't be good either.

Insulin doesn't disqualify. Neither do birth control pills/shots/implants, or menopausal HRT. So I wouldn't worry about titty skittles in your transfusion, it's no worse than what is already in there.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

Just one more rotdog repair and you'll be the man you were always meant to be. No chance the continued chopping of your urinary tract will leave you dependent on a catheter for the rest of your life. Just one more surgery!

Reddit / Archive

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I’ve had a lot of negative developments this last week. I want to act so fucking dramatic and lay in bed for a week doing nothing. No kidding, this is probably the hardest part of recovery so far. I’m nearly a year post op, my repair was in November, and I still can’t pee properly. I had my catheter out for three weeks and I was active and excited about going swimming this summer and then I needed another catheter placed. The hardest part of this all is truly the loss of mobility. Just a week ago I was going to the gym, and running, now I’m lucky if I can get myself to do my daily activities.

It’s so hard because I was returning to what my life was before catheters and now I’ve been pulled back down. I can function okay with a catheter, it’s no where near as bad as other people’s. But it’s still extremely limiting and it’s still hard to come to terms with that fact that this is where I am right now.

Hopefully my next repair with resolve this.