Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

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Karl, great idea for you buddy.

You should start streaming crappy itch.io games and VHS movies no one remembers. I've even got a great name for your channel: "Gaming Garbage"! No one is currently using it.

This plan worked out very well for the previous guy who was legally obligated to pay someone a fuckton of money that he did not have. He's no longer on the hook for those gorillions of dollars!
 
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Sargon's wife's son said:
Everyone called Billy silly and now he has almost $1,000,000 more in cash probably about another 200,000 in hot sauce sales and Carl's going to have to cry into the poor house.
Mad at the Internet should get a Ricky famous Saul sponsorship
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A judgement is one thing, Billy hasn't wrung any money out of Karl yet, collecting a judgement can take a very long time and there will be a payment plan
 
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yt Oliander said:
Billy should demand every single ad spot in Karl's videos for the next 5 years and make him shill his hot sauce.
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I pitched the same idea, the issue is that you advertise to an audience that is predisposed to hate you and won't buy anything.
Better to force Karl to produce 10 videos of 15 minutes each covering all the great and epic high-scores Billy achieved.
Karl can even re-use the same footage, he just has to change the voice-over to praise Billy about what an absolute legend he is.
 
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The world's best Donkey Kong player and arguably The Greatest Video Game Player Of All Time Billy Mitchell is starting to grow on me

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I genuinely think Billy is dunking on Karl so hard and offering coupons with insulting names because he likely knows that Karl is going to find some way of weaseling out of what he owes, either by bankruptcy, simply not paying up, or eating a bullet.

He's likely using this period of notoriety to cash in as much as he can to move a lot of product as a way to guarantee he at least gets SOMETHING out of this mess.
 
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Pointless Debater said:
There is very compelling evidence that Billy used MAME to emulate Donkey Kong high scores
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Not to mention that the woman who organized the event where Billy claimed to have achieved his epic world record was deposed in the TG v Billy suit, and she said everyone was surprised and a bit disappointed because they didn't get to watch him perform the run live in the afternoon. Instead Billy claimed to have started at around 10 or 11 and finished at around 2 or 3.
 
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Pointless Debater said:
Why go after damaged goods? Jobst's reputation is in tatters at this point.
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Your albino guarding is transparent and makes me want to vomit.
Pointless Debater said:
Name calling instead of addressing any of my discussion, nice. You're getting pure sweet autism from a real human being.
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Yes, I use insults and step on as I step over people who argue in bad faith or use logical faliacies. You'll get no civility from me nor will I address your points because your purpose is to waste time. "Bullshit baffles brains"
 
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Let's do a what if


Let's say Karl makes the claim that Apollo killed himself because of Billy one time. But, let's say he's not a tottal idiot and makes an amendment that goes along the line of "While Apollo had numerous other issues that lead him to take his own life i believe having to deal with Billy's bullshit did not help him what so ever"

Would he still be in hot water if he wasn't so gunho to pin a sucide on billy?
 
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Lukie said:
Sorry Karl there's no escaping paying the King, nor child support when your wife leaves you.

https://www.afsa.gov.au/i-cant-pay-my-debts/bankruptcy/consequences-bankruptcy/what-happens-my-debts

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I remember seeing a list of the people who donated to Karl originally and noticed that Notch was among the names. If I were Karl I would buy a ticket to wherever the minecraft man is living, fall to my knee's, and beg him to save me and my family. It might be a long shot, but Notch is a bored billionaire who is known to spend money on crazy and retarded shit, so maybe he'll have grace on Karl.
 
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Barry Williams said:
I genuinely think Billy is dunking on Karl so hard and offering coupons with insulting names because he likely knows that Karl is going to find some way of weaseling out of what he owes, either by bankruptcy, simply not paying up, or eating a bullet.
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Wait- I see it now, the ultimate own. Karl PURPOSELY loses a lawsuit to Billy, kills himself, and thus Billy is ACTUALLY responsible for driving someone to suicide with lawfare. What an ABSOLUTE LEGEND! Badabun could never!
 
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Lukie said:
Your albino guarding is transparent and makes me want to vomit.


Yes, I use insults and step on as I step over people who argue in bad faith or use logical faliacies. You'll get no civility from me nor will I address your points because your purpose is to waste time. "Bullshit baffles brains"
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Albino guarding, oh my.

Jobst deserves everything he has coming to him. He was arrogant, stupid, and wrong. He failed to take any opportunity to meaningfully mtigate his damages. Had he just done a retraction video (an honest one, not one shoved at the end of a half hour video about something else entirely) and apologized to Billy, Billy would have probably dropped the lawsuit. But Jobst chose to fuck around and find out, and he is reaping what he sowed.

As I stated previously, Jobst being a retarded asshole does not make Billy a saint. If you want to engage in conversation about that, fine. If you don't, nobody is forcing your finger to hit the reply button. If you want to name call for the sake of it then hey, go for it. It's an internet forum. It's your prerogative.

I'm glad to see Jobst get fucked for his arrogance and stupidity, but that will not translate me into blanket defending Billy as the undisputed champion of Donkey Kong for the sake of "picking a side".
 
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It looks to me like the debt would be eligible for bankruptcy in Australia, but that all bankruptcies there are like a chapter 13 where you have to have your debts consolidated and restructures. I don't think there's an option to give everything up and start over debt free.
 
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