Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

[niggercattle]

He really is a cunt who is getting everything he deserves. Vile, spiteful little goblin.
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Strong Tomlinson vibe.

 

[yt Oliander]

Do not know if this is ok to say but at what point do we just expect Karl to off himself? he can't come back from this.

I'd like to say this won't happen until his wife leaves with the kid, but they didn't stop Karl from committing financial suicide either.

 

[Spooky Dogwood]

I maintain that billy didn't cheat, but if he did then it was based.

 

[Onan The Destroyer]

Is even worse if he files bankruptcy! Billy can impose an embargo on all his assets AND future assets, plus an investigation on his accounts.

So basically, and this is the most amazing thing that could ever happens: Karl, in his stupidity, files for bankruptcy and pretends everything is fine... King Billy comes and says: "You know what Karl? I'm going to repossess your house, your car and froze all your accounts pending investigation! Oh and your YouTube channel? Now it's mine, so from this day forward you are gonna make a video per week endorsing Rickey's. And 80% of your revenue goes to me."

Please God, let that happen because it will be so fucking funny!

That's not how that works.

 

[Saint Agustin]

Do not know if this is ok to say but at what point do we just expect Karl to off himself? he can't come back from this.

My bet, like with all my fav cows, is that he will troon out.

After the troon out saga then comes the suicide arc. Give or take a year? His wife needs to divorce him, he will go down a spiral of degeneracy, troon out, finds out he is a fucking degenerate piece of shit, Billy hounding him for every fucking cent his YouTube channel gives him and with dwindling views, he will have no prospect of future anymore... No woman, no house, no income, no confidence, no nothing...

Except the rope.

 

[Hokuriku]

I have an irrational feeling that Notch is going to hexadecimal-down and pay off the ruling.

 

[yt Oliander]

I have an irrational feeling that Notch is going to hexadecimal-down and pay off the ruling.

I suspected this when Karl filled his 'I Lost' video with Minecraft footage, and Notch guntguarding Karl practically confirms it. If that retard STILL can't see reality at this point, it's little wonder that he couldn't even BUY friends in CALIFORNIA.

 

[TheTourist]

I suspected this when Karl filled his 'I Lost' video with Minecraft footage, and Notch guntguarding Karl practically confirms it. If that retard STILL can't see reality at this point, it's little wonder that he couldn't even BUY friends in CALIFORNIA.

If he pays off Karl's lawsuit he'll have bought Karl's friendship. Maybe he's really into albinos.

 

[Onan The Destroyer]

From what I remember, he promised to pay for his lawyer. I mean he seems to have enough money.

 

[yt Oliander]

Maybe he's really into albinos.

The shitlibs were right- Notch IS a white supremacist. But only like, literally white.

 

[Ted's Cabin]

I have an irrational feeling that Notch is going to hexadecimal-down and pay off the ruling.

If he has a vendetta against BM, would he really deposit 1 million USD right into his bank account? Even if that does happen I'm sure something funny will happen.

LUS is also a retarded grifter who outright lies in his headlines, so I wish people would stop posting him every time his content mill revs up. His math is Karl owes 800k AUD to his own lawyers, probably 800k to Billy's lawyers, and 400k in damages. So he doesn't have any new information, he just read some discord messages and made up a number and then rounded it up to 2 million and lowered it so it sounded more realistic. I could have done that. And then it gets posted in the community happenings as if something happened and it wasn't just some gay youtube clickbait. You guys are absolute dumbasses.

 

[Wodanaz]

Has Notch even said anything about the lawsuit, since donating to Karl?

 

[yt Oliander]

Has Notch even said anything about the lawsuit, since donating to Karl?

Just here, shielding the albino like he was installed by Mr. Burns

 

[TheTourist]

Just here, shielding the albino like he was installed by Mr. Burns
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Boo all you want, he's right. Everyone was on Team Karl until he lost and the coping turned into to lashing out in an instant.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Karl lost, because he lied.

Notch can use Karl as his Albino dildo, that way he at least got something for his 300k$

 

[Looney Troons]

I am really excited for Goose’s full video on this.

 

[Gator_Aids]

After his acknowledgment of MATI, Kino Casino, the Farms and Josh, King Billy now graces Metokur with his benevolence.

https://x.com/billypacman/status/1920193084656398768?s=46

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Everyone was on Team Karl until he lost

Because they didn't know what the lawsuit was actually about. Even Karl's supporters didn't know. Even fucking Penguinz didn't know and he was a part of the trial.

the coping turned into to lashing out in an instant.

Because the broke Albino LIED.

You are seething that people make fun of a scammer and awful person. Are you one of his Discord trannies?

 

[Sharpeteer]

Boo all you want, he's right. Everyone was on Team Karl until he lost and the coping turned into to lashing out in an instant.

The only thing he's right about his everyone turning on Karl in an instant, he's wrong on the reason - "bored of being part of the good guys" is just false, and something Karl himself would say if he hadn't lost this thing. They turned in an instant because they felt lied to about the reason he was sued, and a large number of them paid for it. Notch, Karl and everyone else there can gaslight all they want about how "you just didn't pay attention" because it makes total sense that you shouldn't trust a single thing someone says when they claim to be a journalist, and should have to read court documents to check every word they say when they themselves are misleading in videos about said suit.

But again, he is right about everyone turning on him. In a way, I don't blame him for reacting this way - he burned several hundred thousand on this clown, probably didn't face the music that his money was wasted at the time of posting that, and coping in the replies after.

 

[Faggitory]

We're deep in the peanut gallery. We'd be reading an endless series of 'suffah silly bitchell' posts ad nauseum if the lawsuit cracked out in a different way

That's fun, though. I'd be having the same amount of fun if we were talking about shitty comic books or funny looking plants. After working all day, sometimes its fun to see something silly and go "Haha" for a few minutes, if I wanted anything with more substance I'd read a book.

I have an irrational feeling that Notch is going to hexadecimal-down and pay off the ruling.

Let him. It won't change the fact that Karl has been insanely humiliated and Notch is still this weird, bitter faggot for no reason. We'll be at square 1 except for the fact that Karl needed his daddy to pay his bills for him because he couldn't provide for his wife and kid himself. He needed a better, more wealthy man to go "that's okay, baby, I'll take care of it"