Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 23.5%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.5%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 31.0%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 31 11.6%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 87 32.5%
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elb said:
Nick’s daughter appeared again in what seems to be the same clothes as yesterday
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Uh oh stinky
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Man, here I thought I’d take a break from the paperwork mines to have a lil laugh at an internet idiot and now I’m furiously MATI at this waste of air.

I can’t imagine how filthy and abandoned these kids are on the regular if he’s not only showing the kid like this twice but ALSO using her to try to dunk on the haters showing him feeding her. Not changing clothes is so normal it doesn’t even register. I need a walk.
 
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Oxyjen said:
Yeah, he explained how he got it a while back.

(That was naive, I should have anticipated he’d use it for some far shittier reason)
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Well, that's awkward. Aaron can't stop talking about how HE decided to leave the polycule because he had to do it for HIS KIDS.

You're telling me he sent a letter to Nick's place begging Nick's new live in coke whore April to come back to be his children's "forever mommy" again? :story:
 
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LEAVE APRIL ALONE!
*sniff*
How DARE you people… how DARE you talk about April Anderson like that!
She’s NOT a whore! She’s not dating me! She’s not living in some Section 8 trailer near my house! You people don’t KNOW her! You don’t KNOW what she’s been through!
She’s just a girl — a REGULAR girl — who maybe made some questionable choices but that doesn’t mean she deserves to be dragged through every KF thread and livestream comment like she’s some kind of stupid bimbo! I'm a grown, man, with a law degree and a liquor-free shelf. If I want to ramble about defamation at 3am while April sits quietly in the corner pretending not to exist — THAT’S MY RIGHT.
And April?! She has done NOTHING WRONG. She’s not trying to ruin your streams, your memes, or your midlife internet drama. She’s not in my DMs. She’s not at my house. SHE’S NOT EVEN IN MY POSTCODE.

So just STOP.
Stop with the theories.
Stop with the timestamps.
Stop trying use PIs to find her location!
LEAVE. APRIL. ALONE!!!

But yet...

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Oh? the intensely interpersonal moments of a fractious relationship of a woman I claim to admire and adore? Here you go Massa Melton!
Nick grandstands and soapboxes about Aaron revealing intimate details, but he's happy to do it back!
Has Nick stated he's going to Hackamania alone? Because I can't imagine the Slatternly Wife being impressed with this.
 
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Balldo's Gate said:
Well, that's awkward. Aaron can't stop talking about how HE decided to leave the polycule because he had to do it for HIS KIDS.

You're telling me he sent a letter to Nick's place begging Nick's new live in coke whore April to come back to be his children's "forever mommy" again? :story:
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No, it was before I left. He kept it, she didn't. Thats a little too gay.
 
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ItsAaronIgnoreMe said:
No, it was before I left. He kept it, she didn't. Thats a little too gay.
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Wedding or engagement ring? Either way, wtf did he hang on to it? It wasn't his to keep. It was either hers or yours. He should've sent it to you (in a non-jerky way) if she left it behind. Oh, ha, what am I saying. I'm under the weather and must be more fever-addled than I realized.

But on this I am clear: Nick is a nasty little bitch.

Vect said:
And what is this Michelin Star ramen recipe that's worth eating at 4 in the morning?
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1 packet Maruchan or whatever Walmart has in bulk. Boil water; open packet; dump in noodle block; boil for two minutes then to bowl; dump entire flavor packet in. Select 1 noodle and sassily slurp it up. Go check mirror to make sure you haven't gotten fat.
 
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Harm said:
"MY CHILDREN WEREN'T UNBATHED AND NEGLECTED AND YOU ARE THE WEIRD ONE IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE!"

I would punch this nigger in the fucking face, but that would be too good a fate for this scum fucking loser.
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Special shoutout to Failasota's CPS for leaving children unsupervised with no checks in the presence of a brain rotted faggot sex pervert and his zombie "wife"
 
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Vibralldo said:
I'd take Ralph's side over Nick's tbh
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I dunno. I think it would be a tough call. The point is though, it's about the only tough call I can think of off the top of my head.

The more I think about it though, the more I would probably just wish for a double K.O. if it comes down to Nick vs. Ralph.

Third World Aristocrat said:
Am I missing something here? If some alog starts bragging about having their lolcow ex’s wedding ring, I’d just assume they’re an obsessed, unhinged individual who probably needs psychiatric help.

What exactly is the “gotcha” here? These people need serious help.
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My guess is that they intend to read Aaron's letter to April at Hackamania.

Here's the thing though:

Unless it includes a passage that goes something like "April, I love you so much that I would feed 8 year olds cocaine for you," it's probably not gonna be considered the own they are hoping it is.

Whatever the contents of the letter, I know that guys will write some REALLY cringe shit to girls they are in love with to try and get them back. People who are in love, or think they are, can act like dumbasses sometimes.

Hell, I myself wrote one of those when I was 19. It actually worked, and we got back together, but then she moved to Tennessee or some shit.

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Nick.....kept......my........wedding ring?!

What a goo gobbler!
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It has your scent on it. He loves you and misses you very much.

If you left any underwear over there, he probably still has that too and sniffs it daily. Maybe he does that instead of Galaxy Gas. He doesn't do laundry anyways, apparently.
 
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