Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Telvanni]

Stinky.

Make public flogging great again.

Why would you wish something Nick would be into?

 

[Pentamidine]

In before Nick's cope "She just have dozen of the same shirt, kids love those designes so you just buy in bulk"

I'm expecting one of two things
* "It's like these people have never heard of a washing machine before. They're probably too poor and fat to have those." (or some other non-denial-denial related to washing clothes. He will not state outright that he did laundry between wears)
* Or like you suggest "She has more than one Bucees shirt, nerds. Also I think it's funny and weird that the lolicon avatar fags over at the KiwiFarms are obsessing over a 9 year old girl enough to spot that her wardrobe hasn't changed. Somebody should check their hard drives."

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

He kept it

So is it still your property?

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Why would you wish something Nick would be into?

Nick enjoys the idea of such a thing, but really he's more of a pain giver than receiver. Unless he's doing both, by punching himself in the head.

 

[dustnight]

I have a few kids… it’s tough man. But you always have fresh clothes. Every day. Basic shit.

And Kayla doesn’t even work! They have grandparents that help too. I don’t get it!

He's just preparing them for their streaming career. You tech illiterate prudes wouldn't understand.

 

[Lian Xing]

The only way she wears the same stuff the next day is if nobody prepared her outfit in advance and they just let her pick up the discarded stuff from the floor.

A 9 year old doesn't need an outfit prepared, just clean clothes in the drawer from which she can get them herself.

 

[Room Temp Shrimp]

Couldn't imagine sleeping on top of the nut stain of my arch nemesis that slid off my wife while he was fucking her. Whew lad. No wonder Nick is in such a sorry state. I dont think there's any cumming back from that. There is no reason to continue trying to be an Internet celebrity at this point.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Sadly, Aaron is quite fucked with any chance claiming theft. It would be easy for April though if she wasn't amused by these faggy antics.
A wedding ring is generally considered a completed gift once the marriage occurs, making it the recipient’s non-marital property. He can't even seek Replevin of Property unless April seeks it.

Also

Nick, you say you haven't spoken to April since January. Let's be generous and call it January 31st.
Have you sought her explicit permission to publicise the intimate communications in the 96 days since your last supposed contact?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

A 9 year old doesn't need an outfit prepared, just clean clothes in the drawer from which she can get them herself.

It is the special ADHD child. She needs it prepared.
And very optimistic of you to think there are drawers with clean clothes.

Sadly, Aaron is quite fucked with any chance claiming theft. It would be easy for April through if she wasn't amused by these faggy antics.
A wedding ring is generally considered a completed gift once the marriage occurs, making it the recipient’s non-marital property. He can't even seek Replevin of Property unless April seeks it.

I am not sure which of the two rings it actually is. "Nick kept MY ring" could mean that it is actually the one Aaron used to wear.
If it is, that would be his property and another fun reason for LV cops to show up at Hackamania.

 

[Burd Turglar]

In a surprise twist Nick immediately breaks his bony twig arm punching Ralph's gunt

I imagine he would just be sucked into the gunt and turned into some sort of Cronenberg monster.

 

[Oxyjen]

Nick, you say you haven't spoken to April since January. Let's be generous and call it January 31st.
Have you sought her explicit permission to publicise the intimate communications in the 96 days since your last supposed contact?

As the author of the letter is Aaron, wouldn’t he have to ask him before publishing it?

 

[Lian Xing]

It is the special ADHD child. She needs it prepared.

I guess my four year old is normal then. I tell him what to wear based on the weather (e.g.: pants or shorts), and he makes a selection and dresses himself.

And very optimistic of you to think there are drawers with clean clothes.

No, I was projecting my experience as a parent. I don't think there are any clean clothes at all.

 

[Oxyjen]

No, I was projecting my experience as a parent. I don't think there are any clean clothes at all.

We’ve been over this. It’s not Nick’s fault, it’s the fault of the people of South Korea, who are small in stature and dishonorable.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Honestly Nick should just take the jail time. 30 days and then BAM back out and free to do all the drugs!

I think he's actually looking forward to it. 30 days of no kids and all the burly black men reamming his ass that he could ever dream of.

Nick is openly trying to fail his probation.

 

[thebigdream]

A 9 year old doesn't need an outfit prepared, just clean clothes in the drawer from which she can get them herself.

Well this is a non-starter.

 

[Schizneed]

Kayla should have taken the kids to live with her parents permanently.
Nick is clearly still abusing something and the kids should not be in that house.

she's just as guilty as he is man. the kids need to be taken from both of them.

 

[Jace on ice]

1 Cup of Water
1 Pack of Dried Ramen
5 Pounds of Cocaine.

I'm Rockso Rekieta the Rock and Roll E Lawyer, I DO COCAINE!

 

[Captain Manning]

Or like you suggest "She has more than one Bucees shirt, nerds. Also I think it's funny and weird that the lolicon avatar fags over at the KiwiFarms are obsessing over a 9 year old girl enough to spot that her wardrobe hasn't changed. Somebody should check their hard drives."

Well then, let's head that off right now, shall we?

It was noticed by @elb. Who is...

1. A woman.
2. A mother.
3. STILL does not have an avatar.

The previous day she appeared in frame, it was noted by @Melty Butter. Who is...

1. Also a woman
2. Also a mother.
3. Favors various butter themed avatars.

AND they both censored her face (good job).

Now, I know I'm just some asshole on Kiwifarms, but I think maybe mothers might be naturally predisposed to noticing this type of neglectful shit and being irritated by it. Wouldn't you say?

EDIT: Typo.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

she's just as guilty as he is man. the kids need to be taken from both of them.

I have not seen Kayla high on stream alienating her last friends by having viewers generate TTS messages to defame and harass them.
You can say a lot about Kayla, but it appears she stayed clean through the entire recovery process, seemed to have gained weight in her last picture and just by virtue of not showing up on stream and fucking up she is doing better than Nick.

The divorce and @Fapcop arc are just around the corner.

Give me my well-deserved rainbows.

 

[AnOminous]

Yup. Nick is at 1.5k viewers, Andrea Burkhart, a barely known till Depp, 7.5k. She increased 50% from day one.

It's hilarious this zero-viewers idiot thinks he's even in the "LawlTube" scene. He's just a loser. Nobody watches him. He's a complete joke.

Nick knows his remaining fans are absolute morons who believe every bullshit story he comes up with. And like all sociopaths, he gets off on getting over on people.

But he doesn't. He's literally retarded. His lies are so stupid that they just result in people laughing at what a stupid lying faggot he is.

Conclusion: Nick Rekieta is lying again.

This faggot literally can't NOT lie. It's impossible for him even to speak without blatantly lying.