Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 42 14.4%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.2%

  • Total voters
    292
Karen Read Stream Day 11 - Rekieta Notables
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Top YT Live Viewership (approx): 1900. Definite YT glitches. His viewers plummeted by 500 mid-morning, and you couldn't rewind in-stream; people claimed they were getting kicked off the stream. Later, the #s settled back to about 1800-1900.

Supertips (approx): 58

Breaks/Interruptions:
3 pee breaks (came back from one coughing) + 3 daughter interruptions (one was off screen).

TLDR: Wildly boring. Nick has seemed to have forgotten that his job is to make it entertaining.

Supertip of the Day: Nick was not amused.
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In addition to the daughter that @elb posted earlier today, his youngest also appeared later (at about 2:40 PM Central). This time, it was the youngest; she needed a bottle opened. He joked, "Get away from the camera!". (Looks like Strawberry Nesquik.)
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A note on yesterday's glitches (Day 10): Nick mentioned that the Likes are out of whack, along with the midday viewership spike. He's correct. There are almost 5K Likes vs all his other Read streams that have around 1.6K Likes

Morning
- Link was set up well before the stream; collard shirts continue.

- 23 min. late; over 300 people were waiting

- Discussed making ramen at 4 AM for Kayla (well covered ITT already).

- Audibly burped/belched about 11 min into the stream.

- Took pills at 8:45 AM - claimed they were vitamins

- He was busy Tweeting while he was streaming:
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About Vito:
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- Nick mockingly thanked Meme Copium for theorizing that Nick's midday viewership spikes are due to Andrea Burkhart's viewers coming over during her lunch break.

- Laughed at Meme for trying to give him advice at all because he's such a small streamer.

- Told story about how he recently joked with Kayla about if he goes to jail, she'll have to visit him and hold the phone against the plexiglass so he can stream from jail.

- "Man, I'm exhausted." (Wonder why.)

- On criticism about his downfall, said he was most mystified at the morality arguments against him. "I told people I was changing."

- Acknowledged that he underestimated the impact of ruining his community of "like-minded people".

- Complained about Legal Eagle's voice. (Has he heard his own?)

- Had to address a retarded chat that asked why he doesn't serve the 28 days to get out of serving 5 years probation. He said he would if he could.

- At 10:22 AM Central, a daughter interrupted briefly. Nick muted; she didn't come on-screen. He later said she wanted him to check to see if a tick had crawled up her leg.

- Branca joined the stream briefly for the fat-shaming of a witness in a case.

- Bathroom break, followed by a lot of coughing and this chat:
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- He loves the Ronnie voice because when Black people rhyme, it's very funny.

Lunch/Afternoon

- Supertips TOS Argument: A person used Bev's voice (judge in this case) to argue with Nick about his use of the Supertips system; Nick again admitted that he did not read the TOS but said he knows he's not in violation because he "knows how business works".
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- Played part of a Legal Eagle video and mocked him for a recent video calling out Trump's corruption with Bitcoin.

- Nick forgot to link Joe who would have joined. "It was because I was late... My bad."

- Joe appeared at the end and elevated the conversation with a potential "reversible error" that the judge made today. (Nick did not have that observation proving, again, that he relies on other lawyers for basic legal insight.)

- More projection that the party at the Alberts in the case could have been MDMA or coke-filled. (In fairness, the Albert teenager is rumored to have sold coke in the Canton community.)
A personal thanks, all you Mandys. You keep me entertained during this torture.
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It’s especially funny to me how bored he seems, considering that just yesterday he was ranting about how LawTube has forgotten how to do trial streams properly. According to him, they’ve lost their sense of fun and heart for it, and just can’t enjoy it anymore.

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Seems like projection might be his new favorite theme.
Oh yes, I remember laughing my ass off all through out the Rittenhouse trial and not biting my nails and getting frustrated because Nick wouldn't shut the fuck up about making objections and cracking jokes. I didn't at all watch every day of it because Nick had a panel of other lawyers all giving insight about this brand new world I was introduced to and knew next to nothing about. It is so depressing seeing this guy I enjoyed and admired turn into this midlife crisis washout and be unrepentant about it. Hoping for any kind of return to what he was, in almost any capacity, is just chasing a phantom or shadow, trying to capture fog with your bare hands.
 
The only way she wears the same stuff the next day is if nobody prepared her outfit in advance and they just let her pick up the discarded stuff from the floor.
Nick’s cope will be that he has multiple children and so he has multiple of those shirts that were either purchased at the same time or passed down as kids aged. So it just happened to look like his kid was wearing the same clothes two days in a row. Someone without five kids who each require 100 miles of driving uphill, both ways, every day wouldn’t understand.
 
Rekieta Report: Views
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Nick's return to form continues to shit the bed. I'd recommend for him to sell Aaron's wedding ring to the pawn shop.
No viewbotting fuckery today, Nick's true peak reveals itself. BELOW 2K. Nick is becoming just as relevant as his Massa Melton.
The stream is down 10.39% from yesterday on average concurrent viewers. In a 7 day period, he's lost 19.9% of viewers
Prognosis: Dead Channel

Rekieta Report:
Superchats
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Nick bounced back on Superchats, earning a blistering $78 dollars! 👏👏👏
With eight hours of streaming, that is $9.75 an hour. Only $1.38 under State minimum wage! 👏👏👏
 
Supertip of the Day: Nick was not amused.
Is Nick slowly realizing that being a cuck renders you permanently a joke? You don't get to be a cuck and be respected. This is especially the case if you are an open and willing cuck. If you have that fetish, you are pathetic. You are less than a man. You are a walking joke.

Congratulations, Nick.

You're a CUCK.

You're a JOKE.

Kill yourself, cuck.
 
Hottest take I've read on here in a while.
Ralph has moments of genuine vulnerability and humanity. Also neither of his kids live with him. It's now as good as proven that Nick was bourn into the generational wealth he constantly denies. Nick has literally nothing stopping him from being father of the year other than he doesn't feel like it. Ralph started out a lot lower and has way more present barriers to making something of him self. It's way easier to fell bad for Ralph.
 
all the burly black men reamming his ass that he could ever dream of.
Sorry, best the county can do is malnourished bulbheads. Although maybe he's into that and Ricardo and Romaine were too fat for his liking.
This faggot literally can't NOT lie. It's impossible for him even to speak without blatantly lying.
I am morally certain that skelly has found a way to lie even when a cock is in his mouth.
 
Ralph has moments of genuine vulnerability and humanity. Also neither of his kids live with him. It's now as good as proven that Nick was bourn into the generational wealth he constantly denies. Nick has literally nothing stopping him from being father of the year other than he doesn't feel like it. Ralph started out a lot lower and has way more present barriers to making something of him self. It's way easier to fell bad for Ralph.
Ralph is a lovable kind of piece of shit, like Kenny Powers basically. A weird part of you kinda wants to see him get better and succeed. Nick is just a regular piece of shit and you just want to see him get worse and finally get what he deserves.
 
Nick’s cope will be that he has multiple children and so he has multiple of those shirts that were either purchased at the same time or passed down as kids aged. So it just happened to look like his kid was wearing the same clothes two days in a row. Someone without five kids who each require 100 miles of driving uphill, both ways, every day wouldn’t understand.
"Drivin muh KEEEEEEDZ around!"

What a worthless faggot.
Streaming the claim that Kurt tried to get with girls under 18 to his viewers?
Big fun!
Look at this fucking hook-nosed homosexual piece of shit? Why doesn't someone just kill him?
 
It's hilarious this zero-viewers idiot thinks he's even in the "LawlTube" scene. He's just a loser. Nobody watches him. He's a complete joke.

I now consider him equal to other lolcows that go live, whose viewership is 5-10% paypigs and the rest being trolls, archivers, or clip channels waiting for him to say or so something stupid.

He's practically DSP or King Cobra, but more retarded.
 
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