Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

What's wrong with those carrots?

 

[Sugriva]

What's wrong with those carrots?

chibi made them

 

[McSneaks]

"The coolest thing I've ever seen is a child's cartoon"

Yea, that pretty much sums up Chibi. If there were some underage teenagers running away in the back

 

[Requiem for a Ween]

It's wild how many youtube channels I find of people that sound intelligent and well spoken, but then all of their videos are about literal baby shows and they make those weird grounded videos. It's fascinating.

Almost anyone can sound intelligent and well spoken when armed with the right tools and enough takes. A thesaurus and a grammar checker are enough for most people, but now you have AI programs available that can generate scripts, adjust the complexity, teach you how to pronounce the long words, adjust your voice and hell, even do the speaking for you. Frankly it's far more difficult to fuck it up with so much to enable the lazy and stupid.

Back on topic. I can't quite put my finger on it, but somehow I get the feeling that Chibi intentionally sabotages his attention and sympathy seeking ploys. It's easy to dismiss him as too retarded to hide his ulterior motives and he probably is anyway, but I think he gets off on the added drama when people start calling him out.

 

[Whaler]

What's wrong with those carrots?

It's like everything else on that plate. Carrots cooked for too long on one side, rice is way overcooked since they look like hard plastic pellets, chicken looks plain as fuck. Doesn't look like an ounce of seasoning was used anywhere and I would bet 100 dollars that the chicken was dry as fuck.

Edit: On a closer look, he might have just sauted the carrots in butter for too long and may have added too much water or not enough water to his rice. It shouldn't look like a oily mess like that unless whatever he threw on top of it (looks like sauted leeks with unseasoned chicken with raw leeks on top) was cooked in too much butter.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

At least it's something other than takoyaki
To be fair, as far as food outings goes, it's nothing compared to some of the garbage Chibi's cooked before (I still have PTSD from that pork chop completely caked in apple sauce). It looks bad but it's not like it's far from anything I'd cook and then think "eh... it's good enough".
I'm more just wondering how it was worth taking a photo of and posting on Facebook when it's really nothing special

 

[Big Shot]

I'm more just wondering how it was worth taking a photo of and posting on Facebook when it's really nothing special

It's Chibi, every time he cooks instead of heating frozen meals or ordering takeout he'll make sure to announce it on facebook to get asspats on how much of a functional adult he is despite muh mentals (35 years old)

 

[Wonathan Joss]

It's Chibi, every time he cooks instead of heating frozen meals or ordering takeout he'll make sure to announce it on facebook to get asspats on how much of a functional adult he is despite muh mentals (35 years old)

God, it still shakes me a little bit when I'm reminded of his age. Dude's in his mid-thirties but still acts like a teenager beginning puberty. He truly is the end-result of teens being overly coddled, they never grow out of these self-destructive oversharing antics

 

[Requiem for a Ween]

At least it's something other than takoyaki

I am a little curious. It's obvious that his autistic takoyaki fixation is just because of the Nihon connection and calorific value, but is it even anything special in context? Is it considered quintessentially Japanese like apple pie is American? Does it have some cultural or traditional relevance like Thanksgiving turkey? Because as far as I was aware it was just junk food that they sold at stands like hot dogs.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

I am a little curious. It's obvious that his autistic takoyaki fixation is just because of the Nihon connection and calorific value, but is it even anything special in context? Is it considered quintessentially Japanese like apple pie is American? Does it have some cultural or traditional relevance like Thanksgiving turkey? Because as far as I was aware it was just junk food that they sold at stands like hot dogs.

It's staple Osaka street food and damn tasty too but it's not as iconic as, say, sushi or ramen. As much as I love it, I really don't know why he's so obsessed with it. I think it's just that it's easy to make

 

[TenMilesWide]

I really don't know why he's so obsessed with it

There've been a few games and anime series (medabots and yakuza being the foremost examples that spring to mind right now) that have done takoyaki subplots/episodes, usually as a bit of a joke with one or more character(s) treating the snack food as a thing of great importance, possibly a metaphor for life, the universe, and everything (the punchline of course being it's just an octopus ball bro it's not that deep). My money's on this being like when CWC would earnestly repeat jokes from family guy - one of Cheebs' autistic fixations bigged up takoyaki as a joke and it went over his head.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I am a little curious. It's obvious that his autistic takoyaki fixation is just because of the Nihon connection and calorific value, but is it even anything special in context? Is it considered quintessentially Japanese like apple pie is American? Does it have some cultural or traditional relevance like Thanksgiving turkey? Because as far as I was aware it was just junk food that they sold at stands like hot dogs.

It's very Japanese but it's considered street or fair food. However it's not what you think of when thinking about Japan.

My guess is? Chibi just really really likes it because autism.

 

[Whaler]

It's very Japanese but it's considered street or fair food. However it's not what you think of when thinking about Japan.

My guess is? Chibi just really really likes it because autism.

I'm going throw out a wild idea out there. Cheebs is obsessed with Persona 5, and P5 had an plot related scene that actually involved Takoyaki. One of the characters mentioned that they had always wanted to go to a festival with friends and enjoy things like Takoyaki so I'm thinking Cheebs saw that and just assumed that friends getting together and eating Takoyaki was some kind of cool thing everybody does in Japan.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I'm going throw out a wild idea out there. Cheebs is obsessed with Persona 5, and P5 had an plot related scene that actually involved Takoyaki. One of the characters mentioned that they had always wanted to go to a festival with friends and enjoy things like Takoyaki so I'm thinking Cheebs saw that and just assumed that friends getting together and eating Takoyaki was some kind of cool thing everybody does in Japan.

So you're saying if they said "gyoza" or something other than takoyaki he'd be into those instead?

 

[Sausage Link Korean]

So you're saying if they said "gyoza" or something other than takoyaki he'd be into those instead?

now I can't stop thinking about how much fun chibi's fugu stand could have been

 

[McSneaks]

I am a little curious. It's obvious that his autistic takoyaki fixation is just because of the Nihon connection and calorific value, but is it even anything special in context? Is it considered quintessentially Japanese like apple pie is American? Does it have some cultural or traditional relevance like Thanksgiving turkey? Because as far as I was aware it was just junk food that they sold at stands like hot dogs.

Well, he is "totally bi" remember, so this way he gets to put balls in his mouth and relieve him from actually finding another man (which he never has despite being an LGBTQIA+TSP0IJX icon)

 

[Oliver Onions]

I'm more just wondering how it was worth taking a photo of and posting on Facebook when it's really nothing special

Remember this is the same guy who thought tidying his apartment even though he didn't really want to and brushing his teeth were achievements worthy of telling Facebook about.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

I am a little curious. It's obvious that his autistic takoyaki fixation is just because of the Nihon connection and calorific value, but is it even anything special in context? Is it considered quintessentially Japanese like apple pie is American? Does it have some cultural or traditional relevance like Thanksgiving turkey? Because as far as I was aware it was just junk food that they sold at stands like hot dogs.

Takoyaki just tastes really good. It’s also plastered in any anime or media that takes place in osaka or kansai in general.

It’s also wacky and foreign to people who have the palette of a 5 year old (Whoa! Octopus balls? And they’re fried? That’s CUHRAYZAY! ^w^)

 

[Requiem for a Ween]

Remember this is the same guy who thought tidying his apartment even though he didn't really want to and brushing his teeth were achievements worthy of telling Facebook about.

In retrospect I think he was trying to imitate people with such severe depression and anxiety that everyday shit like that becomes a burden. You see this a lot from fake mental health posters for some reason. As to whether or not he actually completed the tasks as described, I will believe it when timestamped video proof emerges.

 

[Oliver Onions]

In retrospect I think he was trying to imitate people with such severe depression and anxiety that everyday shit like that becomes a burden.

That's almost certainly what he's doing, because everything with Adam is monkey see monkey do. Even people who do have actual depression shouldn't be posting that shit on social media imo, but definitely not Adam with his imaginary self-diagnosis.