Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

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Onan The Destroyer said:
From what I remember, he promised to pay for his lawyer. I mean he seems to have enough money.
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notch's money is blood money because he created minecraft and delivered untold autism to the world

it is only right that he do his part to partly fund lolsuits and retard slapfights over high score autism and meme arcade cabinet shit that literally no one cares about but provides entertainment for us
 
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neger psykolog said:
notch's money is blood money because he created minecraft and delivered untold autism to the world
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wtfNeedSignUp said:
When things come down to luck it just means that whoever the tranny on welfare that has the most amount of free time is the winner rather than having skills.
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This explains why there's so many troons in speedrunning, you need to be unemployed and burden your parents/partners with your bills (or be on welfare) to be competitive
 
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Sharpeteer said:
KARL JOBST IS IN $1.8 MILLION AUS


To be clear, LUS in this video seems to be claiming or implying Karl owes Billy $1.8M. He does not owe him that amount of money, but this seems to be how much money has been put into this case by Karl and his supporters when you combine the judgment with interest, his legal fees, Billy's lawyer fees, etc. if Karl is to be believed here.


Confirming what he spent on his legal fees:
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Karl confirming Billy paid more:
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Confirming that appeal has lapsed. Verdict is final:
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Apologies if this is explained elsewhere but is there a summary or reason of why Notch is support Jobst so much?
 
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NerfEverything said:
Apologies if this is explained elsewhere but is there a summary or reason of why Notch is support Jobst so much?
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Oilspill Battery said:
Why did notch pay off this guy's debt?
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Notch really hates Billy Mitchell. He's made that very clear. From what we know as of now, he didn't pay off everything, but a few hundred thousand.

My theory - he wanted a friend, at any price.
 
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Burger Kong said:
This mindset that speedrunning is a secret club you can be banned out of is stupid. I don't care if you're Adolf Hitler if Adolf by chance happened to jump taller than anyone in recorded history than you kind of just have to accept that no matter how awkward it is. If some famous serial killer like Jeffrey Dahmer happens to get the high score on Q*bert than you should just accept it you can't just go "well it doesn't count because he's a bad person."

That's how real world records work. If I pick up a book of Guinness World Records to find out who the tallest guy ever is than I expect them to actually tell me who the tallest guy ever is and not go "well this guy was technically taller but he doesn't count because he said something offensive about black people on twitter once so we're gonna pretend he doesn't exist".
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Want me to break the bad news to you then? Because that ISN'T how Guinness works. First you have to pay them to come certify it, they don't just certify records randomly nor do they go looking for people/hold contests/whatever so them saying "this is the person with the largest second toe" is because some guy paid them money to make that category and go yea, I guess. They also DO pick who they work with, they have full discretion (and do for whatever reason they want) just decide not to come certify the record you want in. 100% certainty if Hitler offered them money to confirm he has the coolest mustache or most efficient bakery they would refuse it.


But speedrunning is literally almost entirely autistic trannies, ran by autistic trannies. Of course it's no-meanies (and by meanie that means "disagreeing with anything I think") club lol
 
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Sharpeteer said:
Notch really hates Billy Mitchell. He's made that very clear.

My theory - he wanted a friend, at any price.
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Has notch and him had any spat? I wonder why Notch with all his money and probably legal experiences around Minecraft and other projects didnt help Jobst with a few friendly words earlier then, but maybe its like you say. He doesnt actually care about Jobst he just hates Billy for some reason thats not very clear?
 
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