Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Has he tried chainsmoking?
That's probably a better idea than wherever he's doing rn.

 

[Judex Meus]

Ramen is Japanese actually

Sorry to be that guy, but it is indeed Chinese. The Japs were just the first one to call it that. They even use the characters usually used for foreign words:「ラーメン」

on topic though...no one is eating ramen at 4 AM unless they're high as shit, let's be real

 

[Desktop User2]

@Dr Naomi Hunter's point was that Ralph would generally admit he's a piece of shit

To do it while meaning is very recent. To this day he maintains that facade of a real dad visiting his son out of spite - and we have ample evidence it´s absolutely out of spite. The whole Christ is kang bullshit while with the horse. He tries to bullshit just as much as any e-celeb, Niggieta included.
Ralph did multiple things worse than Niggieta; while his daughter, probably accidentally, ingested cocaine, Ralph absconded with his newborn and the mother to a favela in a 3rd World country while being extremely abusive towards them. There is really no competition about who is the worst person, father, whatever...
Niggieta more than likely enjoys cock way more; Ralph only lusts for it when he is passing out drunk.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He's evil. I get it. Believe me. I just go back and forth as to whether he's more or less evil than Nick.

This falls under the heading of things only God knows and that aren’t worth agonizing over anyway. They’re both monumental pieces of shit and I’d celebrate if one or both got beaten to death by a pack of niggers.

 

[Phillip Green]

Can’t wait for the upcoming brain damage arc!

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Brother, I'm pretty sure that arc has been in full swing for at least the past 2 years. I mean, I'm sure the oxygen deprivation will introduce some fun new symptoms, but Wernicke–Korsakoff coupled with regular molly and ketamine binges have already done enough.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

So this is obviously speculation but so far people's worst instincts usually seem to be right about old Rackets.

My first instinct is that he found a doctor to prescribe him Vyvanse or Adderall or Ritalin that he's now using beyond the daily allotment to binge a few days a month in a way that's "technically legal" in his mind because it's a legal prescription and even though it's technically a crime to misuse prescription drugs, in his mind "nobody can ever prove it" and so therefore he's innocent. And he'll piss hot for his PO but then show the Rx and so he'll be off the hook unless (until?) he obviously fucks up again.

Again, just guessing. But then again Lil Nicky's pretty predictable in some ways.

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

Nick’s daughter appeared again in what seems to be the same clothes as yesterday
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Edit:
Uh oh stinky

 

[Lemondale]

Can’t wait for the upcoming brain damage arc!

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are we entering the Chris Benoit Arc?

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

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lmao their logo is the perfect illustration of a hairy nutsack. Arabic truly is the language of god himself.

Ok but I'm off topic. Enjoy your freedom while you can, Nick. I still think we need a poll for how long before he breaks parole.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

are we entering the Chris Benoit Arc?

I don’t think Nick has the guts to hang himself, so I’m marking this optimistic.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

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Does their logo show balls pre-Balldo?

 

[Marty Robbins]

My prediction is the temptation becomes too much and he has a TPB season finale Jim Lahey level drunken crash out on stream until he gets picked up by his PO and goes to jail

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

Does their logo show balls pre-Balldo?

On initial glance the ballsack is prominent, but the trained eye can spot the nose in there as well. I'll let you be the judge.

 

[Disdainer of the Plebs]

Nick’s daughter appeared again in what seems to be the same clothes as yesterday
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Edit:
Uh oh stinky

Uh-oh spaghetti-os.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

That's why the paintings are one of my favorite things about his dumb livestreams. Every time I see that dumbass Joker painting I laugh a little bit. It's an attempt to be one of those people who thought the first Joker movie was super cool back in the day and made it a political identity for a month or two, kind of funny at the time but such an old retired meme that it's just dumb comic book shit. It's dumb comic shit coupled with the character getting raped in the butt in the next movie.

It's very appropriate for Nick.

The cat is cute though, worth a solid $50 if you like cats.

The cat is also a meme.

If some forgot: a lawyer popped up on Skype or zoom or whatever and somehow, I forget the details, had a cat filter put on him. He was mortified because it was a court case and he was like "I am not... I am not a cat." I could probably find a clip but I'm on my phone and am also lazy.

It was funny for a little while. But like everything rekieta latches onto it stopped being funny eons ago.

 

[Soapmore]

For me it's not just that Nick's an addict in denial, sadly it's all too common; there but for the grace of God go I. He blazes no new trails there. It's not just his routine dishonesty, plenty of people lie in uncomfortable situations and get accustomed to doing it, his lies aren't novel. It's not even his gaslighting and his projections of a narcissist who does it to avoid self-contemplation and to keep himself vaunted in his own mind...

For me IT IS the understanding that if he is doing all of that so incessantly and so publicly to the point of it being his instinctual mode of human interaction, what the hell is it like to live in that household with him? I mean what emotional damage are the people in his real life subjected to? What future hells are children being consigned to, by coming of age in such an environment? Are any of them equipped to be anything but prone to addiction themselves? I pray they are. This may all prove instructive for them.

We lampoon the pilled-out wife, I do it myself, but I have to think it was her escape from his mindfuckery. Should she have chosen a different path? Of course. Did she feel trapped? Probably. Does she still? I would guess, likely. Trapped with a Wormtongue. Pills are good, pills are escape. Anything not to hear this fucker dissemble for the millionth time. At least Aaron was a welcome distraction.

I have no empathy for Nick, because he has taught me that he has none, or is perhaps incapable of it. I have no sympathy for Nick because I have seen him use it as a cudgel, in the cruelest way. I have only enmity at this point, for what he puts people through, for jading my view of what people are capable of (I was fooled by his act after all), and for his insistence on flying the plane into the mountain, because It didn't have to be this way.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

are we entering the Chris Benoit Arc?

I think it's more likely to happen after a major narcissistic injury, like say.... Getting seriously snaked in Las Vegas at a pedophile convention weirdly fixated on Aaron Imholté.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

I like how the current feature on Nick isn't even about anything specific. Its just a reminder that he's a fuck up, lmao.

 

[I Hate The Disabled]

I only knew Rekiata through the Greer streams, and the later Rittenhouse streams. So when I heard of his arrest, and all the shit leading up to it, I was like, "Woah, what the fuck happened?" I never would've thought he'd turn out to be such a jerk. I figure I have a lot of YouTube videos to watch to see his downward spiral.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

I think it's more likely to happen after a major narcissistic injury, like say.... Getting seriously snaked in Las Vegas at a pedophile convention weirdly fixated on Aaron Imholté.

Wouldn't he be too noodley of a weakling to get very far before his oldest son lays him out? I mean the cops took his guns, innit?

Then again, he is in my opinion possibly pathetic and vindictive enough to quietly target his smallest children first or do a mass poisoning or something, unfortunately.