Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 52 16.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.4%

  • Total voters
    319
Wouldn't he be too noodley of a weakling to get very far before his oldest son lays him out? I mean the cops took his guns, innit?

Then again, he is in my opinion possibly pathetic and vindictive enough to quietly target his smallest children first or do a mass poisoning or something, unfortunately.
My theory is he finds a way in Vegas to off himself, if he gets snaked enough. I'm sure some people will be bringing guns, he may have a suite with a hot tub, a balcony, easy access to hookers and drugs... there's a myriad of ways at Hackamania things could go bad for Nick.
 
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Almost 9000 pages, and nobody came up with the accurate and descriptive moniker, "Dildo Sack-ins". It is what it says and it says what it is.
If he really is doing nitrous, then he's already dead. That shit is literally killing his brain cells to get high for 10 seconds. You don't come back from that. He'll be a blithering drooling mess barely able to feed himself. Even more so than he already is.
When I was in college, there was a short-lived nitrous craze that died out pretty quickly because of how expensive it was at the time. 99% of us considered it just a novelty, fun for a little while, but there were much better, much cheaper highs available. EXCEPT for this one kid.

Over the course of a year, doing whippets every day, he went from a fairly competent Mathematics major to his parents having to come collect him from the dorms because he was too fried to navigate travelling home by himself. Literally, too fried to show up at the bus station (walking distance from the dorms), show the ticket, and board the right bus at the right time to go home. Most of the time he didn't know what day it was, and he only left his room to get more whippets. He was also constantly asking everyone who came in contact with him to score him some whippets because the only store in town that sold them limited him to one box a day after it was obvious it was making him retarded. Idk if he ever recovered, because his parents didn't appreciate any of his college friends trying to contact him.
 
Dead brain cells do not recover.
Well yeah, I understand that. I'm just not sure how much of his total incompetence at the end was due to brain damage, and how much of it was due to being actively high on whippets all the time. Maybe once he was permanently separated from the whippets he came out of it enough to navigate a bus system or be a barrista. He was never going back to Honor Roll, that's 100% certain.
 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n-hqitN-_0 Drug addict Kayla Rekeita is so pilled out she can't boil water at 4am to feed herself. She had to wake up "sober" husband to cook for her when he as to work in a few hours
It’s also an indication of pill usage eating at random times because you want to control how quicky/slowly your body absorbs pills.

Remember, Matthew Perry would be fat one season skinny another season on Friends? That was because he was having to eat a lot. because doing pills on an empty stomach is miserable and gives you really bad acid reflux and awful hangover symptoms. Happened to Eminem too.

I bet you, though in comparison to cocaine, Nick and Kayla can easily justify abusing pills when they compare it to cocaine.
 

Aaron believes that April is going to Hackamania. I had previously expressed doubts about this because Melton isn't using it to sell tickets, but if it DOES happen, Nick will have hit a new level of dumb.

And Kayla will have hit a new level of doormat.
Rekieta is definitely going to bring her. He probably told mapton to not bring it up.
Nick wants to get high and bang his crack whore while Kayla is doped up with the kids at home.
 
Well, Nick is back on his bullshit about not going to Hedonism II again.




Which means Meme might very well be wrong. Likes do not transfer like views. I thought the theory was that YouTube auto-queuing was kicking Burkhart's viewers over to him.

I am still going with the theory of some overly-dedicated Balldoguard buying shit for him. Both views and likes.

Also, when Burkhart signs off, I recommend watching paint dry, instead of Nick. It's better for your sanity.
Wherever this insufferable faggot falls in the Cluster B personality disorder spectrum he clearly has "dissociative amnesia" about some traumatic events that took place at Hedonism II Negril in Jamaica.
Therefore nothing wrong with sending him daily reminders how multiple bbcs pounded his wife at will. I think it triggers him. Friday is going to be epic. Book it!
 
The featured clip isn't nearly as bizarre and damning as the one from a few days back. guy is clearly zooted on whatever he can get away with. completely unrepentant addict behavior.

Nick was gonna see his PO, until he got high
He was gonna get off with no time served, but then he got high
Now Nick's going to to jail, and he knows why
Because he got high, because he got high, because he got high
 
Kino Casino has started covering Rekieta.
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Because the best interviewers talk about futanari dickgirls and trap anime.

LIES, stalker child! His audience is fortunate enough to know the real story that he was sound asleep at a decent hour, until Lady Rackets suddenly roused him from his slumber at 4AM for a sumptuous chinese meal:

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Nevermind that he was timestamped in MAPton's chat just a half-hour earlier and for hours before that. Only he would know the real story because he lived it.
1808 days to go, skelly.
43392 hours.
2603520 minutes.
156211200 seconds.
SUFFER
 
The featured clip isn't nearly as bizarre and damning as the one from a few days back. guy is clearly zooted on whatever he can get away with. completely unrepentant addict behavior.

I'm watching this on the casino and it's surreal. His sober spring larp is even faker than the gunt's and the pig isn't mandated to keep it up by law, he's only doing it to own the alogs
There is no way whippieta isn't seeing a prison cell in a matter of weeks, if that long
 
LIES, stalker child! His audience is fortunate enough to know the real story that he was sound asleep at a decent hour, until Lady Rackets suddenly roused him from his slumber at 4AM for a sumptuous chinese meal:

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Nevermind that he was timestamped in MAPton's chat just a half-hour earlier and for hours before that. Only he would know the real story because he lived it.
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“Not THAT tired- Nick Rekieta”

In all seriousness this is the slow creep towards “comedian” Nick, who will defend his genius to the bitter end

Rackets gonna Crackets
 
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Nick bounced back on Superchats, earning a blistering $78 dollars! 👏👏👏
With eight hours of streaming, that is $9.75 an hour. Only $1.38 under State minimum wage! 👏👏👏

Why even live, balldobros? It's never been more Toever:

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Saying "the line" can get a bit repetitive day in and day out, so it might be time for him to just go get the next tat and save some time.

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Let's show a little empathy and understanding. Perhaps one day in the distant future some genius might invent a device to wake you up. They could call it the alarm clock and I'm sure it would be popular.

Shhh 🤫 nobody tell him about such devices, he still has a 7:00 A.M. Vegas flight tomorrow to also be late for...

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Nick was gonna see his PO, until he got high
He was gonna get off with no time served, but then he got high
Now Nick's going to to jail, and he knows why
Because he got high, because he got high, because he got high
So what's the over under of when and how soon his PO will be doing a "SUPRISE" drug testing while he is streaming and he gets cuffed do to the Galaxy Gas canisters in his house. I would say 70% chance within two weeks as the local authority does not like Nick but they may just wish to wash their hands of him outside of making him finish parole with clean piss tests. Nobody wants anymore "Let me explain why you are wrong, dumb and fat" speech from him.
 
Why even live, balldobros? It's never been more Toever:

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While this is all funny and everything, I just wanna point out that he's gonna claim that he's beating Aaron due to Supertips.

Though I personally find that claim rather dubious. It might be true, but is also might be true he's been donating to himself in lot of cases.

I guess you could say that he's definately losing on the metric that's more objectively measured though.
 
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