Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Gobermental Supervisor]

"Hedonism II isn't a swinger club, it is an an all-inclusive, adults-only, clothing optional resort! Checkmate KiwiPrudes."

 

[daffodils]

A sample of Nick's weirdly angry contributions to KarmicX's chat. In short, he's rich, tall, sexually successful, and the gubberment thinks he's a great parent. If you doubt him, he'll get snippy with you, like a real man.

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Some of the things he didn't reply to.

 

[Sneed Force One]

A sample of Nick's weirdly angry contributions to KarmicX's chat. In short, he's rich, tall, sexually successful, and the gubberment thinks he's a great parent. If you doubt him, he'll get snippy with you, like a real man.

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Some of the things he didn't reply to.
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Massive Freudian slip there from Nick

 

[Desktop User2]

Nick is losing his shit in KarmicX YT channel chat! Lol
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Does Reply Guy on YT live chats count as Gainful Employment?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Does Reply Guy on YT live chats count as Gainful Employment?

Sweeping for Nick is a full-time job, but I would not describe it as gainful.

 

[NotreallyPutin]

Nick seems to generally be in denial and trying to use his lawyer skills to gaslight himself.

I don't think he understands just how fucked he is with a 5 year probation sentence as a drug addict. Drug addicts are retarded and often reoffend due to lack of impulse control and the severity of their addiction. I predict Nick will reoffend and he'll try some IRL gay ops with his PO.

He'll probably try to use his wife as some sort of sloppy bargaining chip with his PO. It does happen often that POs take bribes, fuck their parolees (especially female POs), and can be just as bad as the criminals they babysit.

I look forward to his next case.

 

[Desktop User2]

Nitter

Nick continues his Ramen cope on Xitter. We totally believe you Nick. You totally wasn't caught texting in Fatrick MAPton's livechat for multiple hours beforehand.

I think he is implying she had the munchies after a night of hot sex... where he spent the whole night chatting with his NAMBLA buddies holding her hand while she was being fucked by someone else. I hope Hussein got some of that delicious lamen too to recover his strength.

 

[Telvanni]

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Nick continues his Ramen cope on Xitter. We totally believe you Nick. You totally wasn't caught texting in Fatrick MAPton's livechat for multiple hours beforehand.

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Sword and Scale delivers a brutal response

God damn Sashole Mike coming off the top rope

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

@Fapcop can you confirm that you were the 4am ramen craving?

 

[Sneed Force One]

I think he is implying she had the munchies after a night of hot sex... where he spent the whole night chatting with his NAMBLA buddies holding her hand while she was being fucked by someone else. I hope Hussein got some of that delicious lamen too to recover his strength.

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Note: this image was generated by AI and does not depict real people or events.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

After watching Rackets drill holes in his brain and ruin his life I will admit that I am also too scared to do coke.

Yeah, I’ll be honest bro I have been offered and I had to decline.
I’ve seen what it does to people, Balldos are involved it’s not good.

 

[Desktop User2]

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You didnt need the disclaimer. If it was real, there would be a line of bulls waiting for their turn to rail the benzozombie.

 

[AltisticRight]

Nick is only capable of punching down. That's a fact jack

Yeah, he punches himself.

You didnt need the disclaimer. If it was real, there would be a line of bulls waiting for their turn to rail the benzozombie.

The room is way too clean. AI still has a long way to go.

 

[Sneed Force One]

You didnt need the disclaimer. If it was real, there would be a line of bulls waiting for their turn to rail the benzozombie.

Yeah, he punches himself.

The room is way too clean. AI still has a long way to go.

Ramen Night V2

 

[Yours Truly 2095]

Sorry for the dumb question but as I understand it if he fails probation he goes to jail for 28 days. What happens if he does so and gets out and fails again? More jail time?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Nitter

Ramen… ramen is limp noodles. Nick has a limp noodle. Ergo Kayla was up trying to work up Nick’s limp noodle at 4am. Failed, that’s why he’s so tired he just couldn’t get it up.

But no seriously it’s just FUNNY and WEIRD to be up at 4am with ramen of all things. He’s not even cooking up a full breakfast for his kids, probably just cooking up one of those instant ramens in a microwave. Granted with Nick’s cooking skills that’s probably a mercy to his family.

 

[Canard]

Sorry for the dumb question but as I understand it if he fails probation he goes to jail for 28 days. What happens if he does so and gets out and fails again? More jail time?

28 days in jail is something that can be moved into the future if they consider that he was a good boy. And then in future after 5 years he won't have to do it.

But if he fails probation my understanding is that he can get actual penalties like proper prison time.

 

[Vernon Dozier]

Sorry for the dumb question but as I understand it if he fails probation he goes to jail for 28 days. What happens if he does so and gets out and fails again? More jail time?

Maybe or they’ll make him go to a residential rehab ala bossmanjack.

 

[Pentamidine]

Nick clears Aaron of cocaine use because, in typical Nick fashion, he is casting it as Aaron being a "pussy" for not doing blow.

 

[Strix454]

Sorry for the dumb question but as I understand it if he fails probation he goes to jail for 28 days. What happens if he does so and gets out and fails again? More jail time?

The Probation Officer and the judge will attempt to get him into line in different ways. He will be punished in progressively worse ways for not complying with probation. They could threaten him with more jail time, increased drug testing or just about anything reasonable they want to do.

And if he gets totally and hopelessly off the rails and will not cooperate with them at all, the ultimate final threat is to impose the original sentence on him which would involve actual prison. But its the last resort.