Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 23.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 80 30.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 30 11.5%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 84 32.3%

  • Total voters
    260
Yet I don't think Aaron is that far away from Nick
Aaron is dumb and immature and egotistical but I get the sense his kids pulled him back. But who knows. Maybe it was his career or the fact that he doesn’t have a trust fund or just didn’t want the fourgy shit anymore.
Nick’s daughter appeared again in what seems to be the same clothes as yesterday
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Uh oh stinky
Nick, you read here. Please have a moment of clarity and place your kids elsewhere, at least the little ones. Please! They need more than this. It will net out positive for your rep in the long run, even if the shame is unbearable in the moment.
 
Woah tardy to his own party by almost 30 whole minutes? Absolutely Earth shattering. Never known a cokefiend to be unreliable and this is a very powerful revelation for the entire site to enjoy.
Reminder:
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I'm sorry that your cow sucks arse and cannot produce any meaningful milk.
Maybe write his name on a piece of ballot paper again, surely the entire site should know about that.
 
Something that's often overlooked and is barely used as a cudgel to go after Aaron is that, even after he "left"/got rejected/*insert reason here*, he damn well KNEW the conditions in the house were deteriorating, he KNEW the only responsible person with the kids (Chaney the nanny) had bailed so the kids were in a more vulnerable state, he KNEW April didn't love him anymore yet he STILL covered and lied for them to the detriment of the kids and his own reputation.

It's also worth noting that Aaron quickly pivoted from trying to save his marriage to getting Kayla out of the house or, at the very least, into a program to get clean.

I forget the timing (I want to say a week before the arrest?) he apparently met with Kayla. He told the story of how she earnestly said to him that she was cutting back on the drugs and was going to try harder to get clean.

This was in conjunction with his communications with a family member of Kayla's and fueled speculation that he knew the bust was coming. He has vehemently denied this. He did appear to be shocked when he learned of the arrest while on stream with Brennan. Clip is here.
 
I just don't understand the thought process behind the idea that Aaron was wrong for trying.
The attempt wasn't wrong, just ill-fitting for the target of said attempt. It was the method of least likelihood for retaliation. No violent dragging her by her hair out of the lifestyle, no calls for an intervention Chris Moltisanti-style, just a letter.

Now if they wanna make fun of him for trying, that's pretty fucking scummy if you ask me.
Here's why it's more disingenuous and an Emperor's New Clothes-esque denial of reality for them to make fun of this: April went from being a married woman with a built-in family to being known as a side piece, a coke whore and a freeloading homewrecker, i.e. a sharp decline socially.

What the Hackamania audience wants and sees is "Hurr durr, Aaron no have wife, Aaron lose, coke whore good, must simp for side piece, durr".
 
Yet it does genuinely seem like Aaron reached a point he wouldn't go below and I actually believe him when he says that he was the only one not doing coke, etc.
Nick basically agreed with Aaron on that the other day. That Aaron was too scared to do coke.

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Nick clears Aaron of cocaine use because, in typical Nick fashion, he is casting it as Aaron being a "pussy" for not doing blow. His diseased mind thinks that's the bigger failing. Whereas any reasonable person would think not doing blow is an intelligent move.

He's also trying to have it both ways, in which Aaron isn't a cokehead, but he's on "something" because he can actually adhere to a show schedule and might get up for a couple of minutes to take a piss. It's like he realizes that KF caught him out from his on-stream behavior, long before the arrest, so he's trying to do the same thing to Aaron.

Except whereas the Farms is full of observant and honest autists, Nick is a dishonest shithead grasping at straws in the course of his projection. You're not a Kiwi, Nick. You don't have the requisite IQ to be one. Not a good one, anyways. Keep projecting though.
 
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I realized the other day that Rekieta is one those exceptional individuals who, if you try and tell a work colleague or loved one about what you are reading or watching, it actually makes you seem like you are insane, or a pervert of some sort. It's so fucking grimy that it contaminates even the viewers.
Like, you can sum up to a colleague "he's an obnoxious typical smug trust fund junkie. And he's bisexual but in a closeted marriage."
So far so good.
Then you get to the balldo, Man-D, the child dosing, April "five head" Anderson, Aaron Imholte, child neglect... And it's time to downplay your interest and change the subject.
Or occasionally find a new fan of the same reality show I guess.
I've definitely had people who thought I was making shit up or had finally gone crazy, then I showed them a few minutes of the cokestream and pulled up the mugshots to show them proof. If that won't convince them, nothing will.
anyone being honest can't look at the footage of nick from the past few days and think to themselves "Yeah he's not on something."
It's just... Even the best good faith would be that he's fucking with people - but there's no way he's smart enough of capable enough of keeping that bit up.
It looks too authentically fucked up.

Balldowashers are more brain damaged than their Nitrus huffer.
Even trying to joke that he's on something would be monumentally retarded, considering he's on probation and his officers are probably watching his streams. Even a retarded crackhead would put effort to not look like a retarded crackhead that is taking something else in this situation, which makes Rekieta dumber than a retarded crackhead in even the best faith scenario.
 
Nick clears Aaron of cocaine use because, in typical Nick fashion, he is casting it as Aaron being a "pussy" for not doing blow. His diseased mind thinks that's the bigger failing. Whereas any reasonable person would think not doing blow is an intelligent move.
:really: "He won't even do coke."
Yeah Rackets, guy's a real pussy for no reason about it. Just look at how okay you are.
 
Aaron is dumb and immature and egotistical but I get the sense his kids pulled him back. But who knows. Maybe it was his career or the fact that he doesn’t have a trust fund or just didn’t want the fourgy shit anymore.
I think it's his 1st ex-wife Ashley threatening him with full custody if he didn't straighten the fuck out.

Sometime in early January on his show, Aaron was 'celebrating' that Ashley's HRO against him had expired, but the one against April was for another 2 years; Aaron then theorized that Ashley slapping April with the longer HRO was a 4D chess move to get April away from their kids because, among other things, April allegedly drove them in an impaired state during the early polycule/coke phase. Aaron, in a moment of ret-con reasoning, then made it appear like his hand was forced and he HAD to divorce her if he were ever to maintain that shared custody.
 
Imagine knowing what it’s like to do almost a celebrity amounts of cocaine, getting used to doing it nonstop and then being told you have to stop. No more for you, you’ve had enough. You don’t get to decide what you are allowed.
Luckily, Hackamania is up this weekend, nothing can go wrong attending that.
 
What the fuck kind of life are they leading? Talk about a dysfunctional family: Kayla bumbling around in a benzo fueled stupor making ramen at 4 am, Nick sitting and seething online until the wee hours of the morning.
the best thing for nick would be 8 weeks in alaska with no internet connectivity, basically let his dopamine levels recover
 
Out of all the people Nick has picked a fight with to date, KarmicX easily makes the least amount of sense.
I don't see any logic in Nick's behavior at all.
Fucking with Kurt, Sean, Nate and doing all that while trying to stream an ongoing court case.
Allowing viewers play these gay TTS messages of them without moderating them... what the fuck is he thinking?

That he goes into a tard rage and tries to shit on a small channel that was "disrespectful" to him is the least of his problems.
I hope his PO has organized an unannounced piss test by a Vegas colleague over the weekend.
 
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