Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

[Karl Jobst's Asian Wife]

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Speedrunning is the most degenerate hobby known to man

 

[BicketyBuckBumble]

I think I recall Karl revealing just how much he gets from sponsors at least once, ironically (or not) in a video about Billy, wherein Billy claims that Karl's whole schtick is basically just making money from his videos accusing Billy of all sorts of shit. This is hilarious in hindsight, because it is completely true to an extent that nobody in Karl's audience even conceived of before the judgement. Anyway, from the numbers about sponsors provided by Karl in that video, and going by the average rate of $/views on youtube, you could probably roughly estimate just how much Karl makes, and how long it would take to pay Billy back.

edit: He also has 565 members on his patreon. No idea how much that is because it's hidden. You could go with the average patreon donation to factor it in.

Karl mentioned making more than 5k from mobile game ads (up to 15k In this instance).

He also showed how much he made from his WATA Games video when he responded to that collector guy.

That collector video came out on September 18, 2022 (so this clip used in the video was probably taken by Karl a few days before that depending on how long it took him to edit the video).

Either way, we can use wayback to see how many views the WATA games video had. I’m using one from August 23, 2022 (a few weeks before the collector video game out) and September 2022.


So for a video ranging from 1,733,561 views to 1,780,032 views, Karl was making $13,608.46 from Youtube. Then add up the amount he makes from sponsors, then he was making a minimum of $18,608.46 (if he only got 5k from his sponsor) and as high as $28,608.46.

Considering that Karl mentioned that mobile game sponsors pay a lot more (and he does a ton if mobile game sponsors), I’d assume it’d be more towards the maximum.

In that collector video and in the video where he talked about Billy speaking at NERG (where Billy accurately stated that he makes about 30k from videos), Karl undersold how much he made off videos to get sympathy points, saying things like “I wish I made that much” (nothing new from Karl cause he constantly plays the victim to garner support).

 

[Skullomania]

Speedrunning is the most degenerate hobby known to man

Goose's message continues to be more and more relevant as time passes.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Karl undersold how much he made off videos

I expect about 20k$ per video would be a fair estimate for the average revenue.
All that nigger has to do is pump out 1 video every week and make over 1 Million $ per year.

Even after taxes he can pay back Billy in 2-3 years with no issue. He needs to take his meds and get cranking out content.

 

[Whocaresman]

That best part of that was this was discovered by some autistic boomer who was running around looking down because he read some guide that said "put your nose to the grindstone and haul ass" and took it literally. He came out of nowhere posting crazy speedruns and when asked how he doxxed himself then said he was looking down the entire time.

It's one of my favorite internet stories. The first time this 55 year old man ever used the internet was to beat speedruns out of nowhere, power play everyone by giving out his name, DOB, and address for no reason, and ruin the entire Goldeneye speedrunning community because now you have to stare at the floor the entire time to be competitive at it

I like how people were crying over that discovery like a lot of the strats in speedrunning weren't't already some of the most retarded shit

 

[Spooky Dogwood]

I expect about 20k$ per video would be a fair estimate for the average revenue.
All that nigger has to do is pump out 1 video every week and make over 1 Million $ per year.

Even after taxes he can pay back Billy in 2-3 years with no issue. He needs to take his meds and get cranking out content.

Seeing how he's apparently resorted to accepting sleezy bank sponsors, I think it's possible he's been dropped by some of the more mainstream ones. I don't think they would pay him what they used to in any case.

 

[KarlJobber]

Can't believe there are people in this thread stilll going on about Billy cheating. I encourage more video game cheating because it bothers autistic nerds so much. It's such a faggoty community of losers.

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

Billy Mitchell may have cheated some Kong records back in his day, but God damn he should get a world record for the biggest legal fleece anyone has ever seen.

1.8 million aussiebux
Because the dude tried to blame Billy for Apollo Legend's suicide.

As someone who was genuinely upset about his passing, Karl really tarnished his image with this suit. The fleecing is deserved.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Seeing how he's apparently resorted to accepting sleezy bank sponsors, I think it's possible he's been dropped by some of the more mainstream ones. I don't think they would pay him what they used to in any case.

Even sleazy bank sponsors are not as bad a roping children into gatcha games like Raid Shadow Legends.
People who accept those game companies that monetize via FOMO and Gatcha as their sponsors should get the mafia concrete shoes treatment.

 

[NotreallyPutin]

Imagine being retarded enough to fuck your life up over something like this. He literally got upset at someone over a possibly false Donkey Kong record. All he had to do was make a video about literally anything else, but what do you expect of a degenerate Australian with a bug wife.

 

[I enjoy women]

This has to be the highest cost A-Logging of all time.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

This has to be the highest cost A-Logging of all time.

Maybe Guinness World Records is interested

 

[A-Stump]

Funny how the big figures who initially gassed Karl up are nowhere to be seen now. They gave an initial reaction of 'Boy that sucks' then quickly went on their way.

 

[Glowie]

Let this thread demonstrate how all millennials were uber edgelords, especially those who now kowtow to trannies. #TeamGoose

When you bend the knee it's already over, never compromise with people who try police your thoughts and speech.

KARL JOBST IS IN $1.8 MILLION AUS

To be clear, LUS in this video seems to be claiming or implying Karl owes Billy $1.8M. He does not owe him that amount of money, but this seems to be how much money has been put into this case by Karl and his supporters when you combine the judgment with interest, his legal fees, Billy's lawyer fees, etc. if Karl is to be believed here.


Confirming what he spent on his legal fees:
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Karl confirming Billy paid more:
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Confirming that appeal has lapsed. Verdict is final:
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Pay the piper "I don't give fuck" Karl.
You caused this being utterly retarded
YOU DON'T MAKE BASELESS ACCUSATIONS WHEN YOU'RE WATCHED DURING ONGOING LIBEL CASE
You deserve to be in debt for rest of your sorry life, Jobless.

 

[Requiem for a Ween]

Goose's message continues to be more and more relevant as time passes.
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I've seen a lot of these clips, they should be edited together into a PSA for anybody considering speedrunning. During periods of disillusionment they rant with such clarity despite carrying on anyway. Many of them seem to view their bleak situation in a humored and ironic fashion, content with their wasted lives.

I think there was a comment somewhere comparing speedrunners to the scene from Pulse where the computer gets hijacked with a message saying "Do you want to meet a ghost?" followed by live feeds of depressed people rotting away in front of their computer screens.

Seeing how he's apparently resorted to accepting sleezy bank sponsors, I think it's possible he's been dropped by some of the more mainstream ones. I don't think they would pay him what they used to in any case.

It would be stranger if a few hadn't dropped him, but this $1.8 million dollar footbullet doesn't really seem like a dealbreaker from a sponsorship perspective. It's not like it's a full blown wrong politics scandal, so it's possible he just accepted sleazier deals for extra cash to deal with the added financial burden.

This has to be the highest cost A-Logging of all time.

The Kiwi World Records needs to be a thing.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Just ignore the faggot with the username that tells you exactly what he is trying to do.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

If you want to debate people about things that have nothing to do with why the judge ruled in Billy's favor, I recommend the comment section on perfectpacman.com
All the Jobstwashers have gathered there to cope and suck each other off under the proctive umbrella of Ersatz_cats sweeping away all the critical comments.

I recommend the latest blog post

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

Funny how the big figures who initially gassed Karl up are nowhere to be seen now. They gave an initial reaction of 'Boy that sucks' then quickly went on their way.

This is why I watch environmental horror movies. At the end of the 2 hours you go "Whew, glad I wasn't in that situation and I'm in a nice apartment and got a cute cat. Time to sleep blissfully!".

This fuckhead has to live this til he dies.

 

[huckbeine]

Correct. MAME draws the levels in large chunks, whereas original arcade hardware will render the levels iin smaller pieces from one side of the screen to the other. Testing of MAME versus recording of original arcade hardware is extremely extremely consistent on this.

is there actual proof that an original Donkey Kong arcade board was tested against the Billy Mitchell footage? it is possible that they tested using a reproduction arcade board and maybe thats the reason the "original arcade hardware" loaded its stages differently. afterall, even though the Donkey Kong is a little bit popular arcade, its old and there are more repro arcade boards circulating than real Nintendo arcade boards. was there tests done with all the revisions of the arcade board? there are 4 Donkey Kong boards. there might be a diffeent way each arcade board revision load its stages.

 

[Make Wraith Wraithy Again]

Bully Mitchell's final strike... is a kill screen.
It's the best I've got.