White Smoke Watch 2025

[Sithis]

I hope it's the black fellow, he seems like a really conservative guy, and might restore some faith in the church.

Which is exactly why they won't have him as pope. The modern Catholic Church is owned by globohomo, they will never tolerate someone who may question The Plan.

 

[Hitman One]

Pope Nigger I.

 

[Nothing Is Written]

We'll free Palestine, don't worry.
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I'm ready, your grace.

 

[sassblassted]

Nigger pope. Please.

Pigger or Nope?

 

[Max Caulfield]

POPE BALLDO I

"NOW, SINNERS, THOU SHALT HEAR THE FULL STORY! THE TRUTH OF THE LORD."

 

[Nothing Is Written]

It's the first time I'm watching this sort of thing live, how long does it usually take for the Pope to come out?

After the smoke? About an hour, the Pope first enters the Room of Tears to pray and thank God, then to the balcony which is about a 15 min walk.

 

[Nothing Is Written]

The fact he was picked quickly, knowing that Bergoglio placed a lot of Archbishops that aligned with his politics strongly suggest that Catholics are getting Francis 2.0.

Hopefully another Jesuit.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Come on. Pope Urban IX. I want to Deus Vult!

 

[Black Yoshi]

Pigger or Nope?

Pigaboo

 

[Hitman One]

>father soycuck

 

[Gabilan]

The livestream I'm watching. Personally very nervous.


Atta unsar, þu in himinam
weihnai namo þein
qimai þiudinassus þeins
wairþai wilja þeins
swe in himina jah ana airþai
Hlaif unsarana þana sinteinan gif uns himma daga
jah aflet uns þatei skulans sijaima,
swaswe jah weis afletam þaim skulam unsaraim
jah ni briggais uns in fraistubnjai
ak lausei uns af þamma ubilin

 

[mindlessobserver]

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The Wojak image is being made as we speak

 

[Black Yoshi]

Come on. Pope Urban IX. I want to Deus Vult!

Or Innocent XIV, or Formosus II

 

[theshep]

I've been watching a few streams. In comments the Filipinos are the most deluded. They will not elect an Asian or black guy.

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

White smoke means they picked a white pope, right?

Yes, prepare for Pope Adolf the First to declare a crusade against Jews

GUYS THE NEW POPE HAS BEEN REVEALED! IT'S SAM HYDE!

Damnit I was coming here to make this joke, but I was already too late, fucking shitty internet connection

 

[Whereismymind]

If it's this quick it's probably Parolin.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Announcement expected momentarily

 

[No. 7 cat]

Or Innocent XIV, or Formosus II

Pope Conon II

 

[mindlessobserver]

Apparently their was a good portent. Right as the white smoke appeared a mated pair of Seagulls appeared by the chimney and the mother seagull was feeding her chick as the smoke billowed.

 

[Black Yoshi]

Pope Conon II

Hilarius II