Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[PhoBingas]

As if Nick wouldn't creep on Kayla's female relatives right in front of her too.

You're sadly right. I could see him creeping on anything with a pulse and ass.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I ask because if he suspects 28 days is the most he'll get at some point he may just fail probation and take the time, and then feel he's scot free for the rest. Especially if they don't put him in jail right away. Logical? No. But he's an addict. I never see anyone talking about him failing probation multiple times. It always ends with 28 days in jail and nobody talks beyond that for the rest of the 5 years. Made me Inquire

That is not how the probation arrangement works.

Nick is on probation for a stayed Felony charge. If he completes the probation successfully that felony charge will be dismissed and he will have a clean criminal record. It never happened in the eyes of the justice system.

If he fails the probation he can be brought up before the judge again who can put additional penalties (by which I mean probation requirements) on him and let the deal stay in place, or if he fucks up badly enough it can end up with the judge saying he fucked up (this would likely require multiple fuck ups, or one very very big one) and the deal is dead, in which case Nick will be sentenced in accordance with his guilty plea for the felony.

The 28 days is an ADDITIONAL penalty as part of the plea deal. He is currently schedule to report for 30 (-2) days in jail on August 1st, and if he complies with the probation fully, these 28 days may be deferred. I imagine this would work like the PO reporting to the judge ahead of August 1st if Nick is going with the program, in which case the judge will defer it.

 

[AnOminous]

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If the number is 300k, then most of Nick's house went into Randazza's pocket. If the number is significantly less than 300k, then most of Nick's house went up Nick's nose. In either case, there's only one retard.

If it's true, Nick is pissed. If it's a private joke, it may be a made up number. Under the so-called Benford's Law about made up numbers, the most commonly occurring digit is 2. It also has a fake-ish look. I have no basis for it, it just "looks like a made up number" to me.

That said, there's no way Randazza isn't six figures into this cuck.

Nick is on probation for a stayed Felony charge. If he completes the probation successfully that felony charge will be dismissed and he will have a clean criminal record. It never happened in the eyes of the justice system.

Except as related to future diversionary arrangements.

Everybody in the thread could tell he was doing bumps off stream when he started to unravel.

Everyone knew at that point he was on something. Notably, people with actual coke experience like Warski just flat out said he's obviously on coke.

 

[Dan of Steel]

Well, that's awkward. Aaron can't stop talking about how HE decided to leave the polycule because he had to do it for HIS KIDS.

You're telling me he sent a letter to Nick's place begging Nick's new live in coke whore April to come back to be his children's "forever mommy" again?

Bro just be honest at this point and say you fucking hate Aaron. No one's going to look at you weird for having your "thing", @Captain Manning is the Dear John guy and @Fapcop literally wants to fuck Qayla. We're all unhinged autists following this shitshow. I think most people just feel that Aaron is boring and milquetoast when comparing him to Rekieta and Melton who are literal ghouls, Aaron doesn't look as bad in comparison. You might say that's unfair or that lolcows should just be looked at case by cause, but considering all of these retards are interconnected, people are going to compare and you're going to come off as kinda silly when your vendetta is against the guy that's a boring Count Cumia wannabe and a cuck who inflates his local boxing coaching credentials. Comparing that to a pedophile and a drug abusing child neglector, yeah I'm sorry I don't think Aaron looks as bad.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Don't really blame her. If she was a half-decent sitter I doubt she'd be hard up for other clients, even if cracketa and crew tried to drag her name through the mud.

In Nick's return stream on YouTube he alleged some kind of shady behaviour from the nanny.
AFAIK, this hasn't been mentioned in two weeks since.

 

[not william stenchever]

In Nick's return stream on YouTube he alleged some kind of shady behaviour from the nanny.

She tried to steal my goo

 

[AltisticRight]

This guy should be in a closed psych ward.


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Hey skelly, when we refer to your NAMBLAtips as you arranging dolls to mock your former fake "friends", it wasn't a compliment.
What's with this "fat kid taking my toys away" comment? Was the teacher that confiscated his transformer toy fat? Doesn't skelly larp as the big mean bully that shove nerddorks in lockers? So now Kurt is the mean bully taking Skelly's gay little dolls away?

Pathetic. How does a MAN over 40 type this garbage out and not immediately overdose on his homosexuality?

unless he murders someone or something

Justice for Cooney and Skunky, the innocent critters snuffed by the menace of Minnesota.

 

[Fapcop]

That's what the nanny was for, until Rackets probably perved on her too hard. I bet they have a reputation in the city and couldn't even find a sitter that wasn't their family.

I can just picture Nick taking out a super skimpy outfit for her when they were going to go hunt for Easter eggs, and suggest that it’s be really FUNNY if she went dressed up as a slutty bunny.

 

[PhoBingas]

I can just picture Nick taking out a super skimpy outfit for her when they were going to go hunt for Easter eggs, and suggest that it’s be really FUNNY if she went dressed up as a slutty bunny.

"Wouldn't it be FUNNY and WEIRD if you put on this latex bunny costume and stick this tail thing up your asshole?"

 

[HenryRollinsLiar]

I can just picture Nick taking out a super skimpy outfit for her when they were going to go hunt for Easter eggs, and suggest that it’s be really FUNNY if she went dressed up as a slutty bunny.

He was probably prancing around her in his gay short shorts. Sitting in chairs facing her spread-eagle allowing his balldo to peek out.

 

[sherwoods110]

The nanny was disgusted by the lifestyle, she was a sweetheart and our arrangement creeped her out. Nick thought nobody knew, everyone could tell.

Those kids probably loved that nanny to pieces. I am sure they were devastated when she left.

 

[Molag Bal]

I've been out of the loop with Rekieta for too long.
Where is the 'he is a pedophile' stuff coming from? Is it just because of his association with Melton or did he say/do something to indicate that?
Also I just want to say or repeat that I think the concept of stayed sentences like the one Nick got and also the one Ralph got before him is gay. It doesn't accomplish repentance and redemption like it is intended to, it's basically just an actual real-life get-out-of-jail-free card that works just like in Monopoly, where you can get caught committing a felony, admit to the felony before a sitting judge, and walk away like nothing happened. It's actually even more op than in monopoly because at least in the board game, unless you got your hands on a goojf-card IN ADVANCE and if you don't already have it when you get caught, you have to go to jail. In real life, you can apparently just ask the prosecution for a card after you've been caught and they will give you one.
I know you're itching to argue that he now has to abide all these restrictions but let's be honest, no he doesn't, and we know he doesn't because he isn't. Have you heard him talk in all those clips? He's obviously on something. He's obviously right back to taking drugs.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Where is the 'he is a pedophile' stuff coming from?

Melton has made several very terrible bits about fucking kids. He defended AI CP at length during a debate and he harassed Aaron Imholte by sexualising his daughter repeatedly until his ex-wife and the stepdad had to step in and tell Melton to stop. Most of this info is available in his thread OP

 

[Stiffy]

Now we just wait and see what unfolds at Fatrick's pedo NAMBLA Convention this weekend.
I heard even Rear (formerly Redbar) will have fool watchers observing and filming in Vegas.
Still think there should be a poll of possible Nick outcomes this weekend.
Although I feel like I read somewhere he can only stay a day? He'll be on Karl's This Little Piggy tomorrow.

 

[AnOminous]

What's with this "fat kid taking my toys away" comment? Was the teacher that confiscated his transformer toy fat? Doesn't skelly larp as the big mean bully that shove nerddorks in lockers? So now Kurt is the mean bully taking Skelly's gay little dolls away?

Nick is too dumb to realize this but he basically just admitted to his real school experience. He is such a weak skelly pussy that he was the nerd who got swirlied in toilets and slammed into lockers and it was a fat little dude who did it, because that is how weak Nick is.

Nick's bully?

The original Kiwi Farmer.

Semper Fidelis, Butch!

 

[PhoBingas]

I've been out of the loop with Rekieta for too long.
Where is the 'he is a pedophile' stuff coming from? Is it just because of his association with Melton or did he say/do something to indicate that?

Feeding his daughter blow, her new-found behavior issues as of a year or so, her sleeping in their bed and fuck-know how many degenerates coming in and out of the house. I'm sure others can offer more insight, I'm only in and out of the thread, not following it religiously.
Nigga turned into a coom junkie, and just like real junkies they need more extreme shit to get to the same level of "feeling good" as they previously did.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Imagine living in a small town where everyone knows everyone's business and your business is as scummy and trashy as the life of the Cuckieta family. I'd just eat a Glock.

I said months ago, post-arrest that Nick should seriously consider taking Vitamin S. And for those who thought that was an extreme opinion, I have been vindicated since then.

 

[Captain Manning]

Bro just be honest at this point and say you fucking hate Aaron. No one's going to look at you weird for having your "thing", @Captain Manning is the Dear John guy and @Fapcop literally wants to fuck Qayla. We're all unhinged autists following this shitshow.

I think I've been extraordinarily rational and thoughtful throughout this whole thing, TBH. Much to the chagrin, I'm sure, of Balldoguards who were probably hoping I'd wig out and/or kill myself for daring to defy their lord, master, and god... before being proven absolutely correct about Nick and ultimately taking the W.

I also feel like I am in the minority in this thread in the sense that I have not told him to kill himself. Whereas you'd think I'd be close to the head of that particular line.

Look, it's Nick fucking Rekieta. He's absolute scum. He's not worth getting that MATI over. He's like Ralph now. You can sit on your ass and do absolutely nothing, and he's GOING to fuck up. Probably soon too. Again. No external stimuli required.

I saw this in the chat the other night...



When the foremost Ralphamale lore expert on KF (@Haru Okumura) declares that Nick has almost gone full Ralphamale, that's not a good prognosis.

Comparing that to a pedophile and a drug abusing child neglector, yeah I'm sorry I don't think Aaron looks as bad.

I agree.

I've been out of the loop with Rekieta for too long.
Where is the 'he is a pedophile' stuff coming from? Is it just because of his association with Melton or did he say/do something to indicate that?

If you are talking about the quote above from @Dan of Steel, Melton is the pedo, and Nick is the drug abusing child neglecter. There is no credible evidence Nick himself is a pedo, but he's plenty of other awful things.

 

[Stiffy]

I think I've been extraordinarily rational and thoughtful throughout this whole thing, TBH. Much to the chagrin, I'm sure, of Balldoguards who were probably hoping I'd wig out and/or kill myself for daring to defy their lord, master, and god... before being proven absolutely correct about Nick and taking the W.

I also feel like I am in the minority in this thread in the sense that I have not told him to kill himself. Whereas you'd think I'd be close to the head of that particular line.

Look, it's Nick fucking Rekieta. He's absolute scum. He's not worth getting that MATI over. He's like Ralph now. You can sit on your ass and do absolutely nothing, and he's GOING to fuck up. Probably soon too. Again. No external stimuli required.

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When the foremost Ralphamale lore expert on KF (@Haru Okumura) declares that Nick has almost gone full Ralphamale, that's not a good prognosis.


I agree.


If you are talking about the quote above from @Dan of Steel, Melton is the pedo, and Nick is the drug abusing child neglecter.

Not so fast, we really don't know Nick Rekieta's full sexual proclivities. This is the faggot who wore a teen sized Sailor Moon outfit, and has a fetish for petite blonde female porn stars with the bodies of prepubescent boys.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Given that he’s an exhibitionist and extremely defiant, I’m totally certain he gets a different type of high from being regular high on stream.