Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

Coily the Spring Sprite said:
>calming soaps
You know you could probably sell anything to Andy as long as you imply other autistics use it or it's for meltdowns.
I've heard Miracle Mineral Supplement can help with autism, leg infections and incontinence, Andy. You have to drink a two liter of it though. That burning pain in your insides is your autism being burned away. Coughing up blood is how you know it's working.
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I recommend he use the MMS in its fully concentrated form, no dilution, for maximum effect.
 
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JumpingJackFlash said:
In a perfect world Officer Bentley takes Andy out to the countryside after the funeral and returns alone.
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"Tell me about the facility again, officer Bentley!"
"Well, you're gonna have your own place, andy. Where there'll be diapers, and-"
"And nurses!"
"Yes, andy, nurses. And-"
"and I can shit myself whenever I want, and I'll never have to wipe!"
*officer Bentley sheds single tear*  BANG
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n1663r said:
"Tell me about the facility again, officer Bentley!"
"Well, you're gonna have your own place, andy. Where there'll be diapers, and-"
"And nurses!"
"Yes, andy, nurses. And-"
"and I can shit myself whenever I want, and I'll never have to wipe!"
*officer Bentley sheds single tear*  BANG
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Basically but with the smile of a just and proud man doing God's work. No tears. Andy is basically that towns shit smeared Michael Myers. I'll actually be surprised if Andy's life doesn't end like that last Halloween movie where the whole town came together to destroy Myers and the police just looked the other way.
 
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Switzing said:
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Comment left on smokey's new video on andy, thought it was worth sharing
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I personally don't doubt this story; in my opinion though, the guy got off easy in comparison to some of the other unfortunate souls who've had to deal with Andy and his literal shit.
A-Stump said:
That sounds very believable. Except for the sleeping outside part. I highly doubt he's ever slept rough.
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I also doubt Andy has ever slept on a bench; if one unaware person found him believable, there's probably more in the vicinity who will take pity on him if he acts pitiful enough...At least until they either figure him out, or see a documentary on him and have this realization of what a Boogeyman he is.
JumpingJackFlash said:
Basically but with the smile of a just and proud man doing God's work. No tears. Andy is basically that towns shit smeared Michael Myers. I'll actually be surprised if Andy's life doesn't end like that last Halloween movie where the whole town came together to destroy Myers and the police just looked the other way.
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Off topic, but this comment made me think of the Ken Rex McElroy case from Skidmore, Missouri (tldr: small town pedo/pig-thief/domestic terrorist gets gunned down in a tavern parking lot in front of his wife because the cops did nothing about him for years. Whole town still hasn't admitted who pulled the trigger, and probably never will. Andy is comparable to Ken in the respect that a similar, gruesome fate would be justly deserved.)
Yamcha's Only Fan said:
its the best case scenario for the family. I was kinda hoping andy would try to record a funeral freakout but I imagine tom and joe kept him on a short leash.

which honestly sounds really good for them. means they aren't putting up with his behavior.
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I think hope this is the case. I genuinely hope Tom and Joe are putting up with it even less now that Janet is gone. They might've been easier on him previously because of Janet, if her making her dying wish "Take care of Andy" is any indication. She dropped the charges for the oil diffuser incident, and that makes me think she was more willing to enable Andy than Tom or Joe would be.
 
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Does anyone know if there's a video of Thomas getting arrested/the event leading up to it? It's referenced in some Andy videos and it happened in (I believe) 2020. Something about meatloaf and Tom saying he was going to punch Andy's face in
 
Yamcha's Only Fan said:
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So... Andy spent the night at the ditch house, then went right back?
I guess the funerals over?
That's a lot of driving for Tom for such a short visit.
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I'm thinking maybe he was supposed to stay longer but he got into an argument with Tom and Joe as usual and they decided he had to go back maybe they threatened to report him to the Tonawanda PD and he decided to go peacefully I know that's wishful thinking but still
 
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Mike Ditch's Poop Stick said:
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Yeah, he just literally doesn't care and is making light of it all. Also, worst suit ever, bro looks like the fucking Kingpin.
EDIT: Ninja'd *sigh*
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Walty no fake, Spidow-Man and Daredevow are a ‘busin me.
I don't have the Capacity to run a criminal operation Murdock is a boolie
 
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JustAFather17 said:
You know damn well Andy ain't giving him gas money either
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Vinluv Handesbukia said:
It's not about the Money Bentley,it's about the diapes.
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Did he purposely flip and rumple the suit collar for his autism larp?
GetRichOrCryTryin' said:
"Deeyad!!! The music band is hurting andy earrrrssss!!! *Bangs head on wall* I'm pooping muhself deeyaad!!! Andy pooping!!"
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"Deeyad, Look at mom laying in that box, fucking lazy bitch, How much did that cost? What about my care!!!? Why can't you spend that kind of money on me Deeyad? I need you to teach me things, Andy doesn't know how to do things, I need my group home! Deeyad stop saying I'm faking god damnit, ohhhh look who's here its officer Bentley....YOU'RE HURTING ME!!! STOP ABUSING ME!!!!"
 
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Based on the funeral home link, there were two visitations today, and the funeral tomorrow. It wouldn't shock me if Tom and Joe took Andy yesterday to the funeral home for a family only viewing, knowing he'd be a fucking menace today and tomorrow and then dropped him back off at the group home to actually grieve with other family and friends in peace.

Frankly I imagine on some level that probably suited Andy it made it all about him yesterday and he doesn't have to even pretend to behave today or tomorrow or get arrested for being in town if he acted out

And yes I think he's exactly smart enough to do that math and conclude that an evening of everyone wrangling him was worthwhile vs the alternative. I can also see him milking the not being at the funeral status for sympathy points to anyone who will listen.

I have no words really other than if God was merciful Andy would stroke out in his sleep posthaste
 
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TooManyKittens said:
Based on the funeral home link, there were two visitations today, and the funeral tomorrow. It wouldn't shock me if Tom and Joe took Andy yesterday to the funeral home for a family only viewing, knowing he'd be a fucking menace today and tomorrow and then dropped him back off at the group home to actually grieve with other family and friends in peace.

Frankly I imagine on some level that probably suited Andy it made it all about him yesterday and he doesn't have to even pretend to behave today or tomorrow or get arrested for being in town if he acted out

And yes I think he's exactly smart enough to do that math and conclude that an evening of everyone wrangling him was worthwhile vs the alternative. I can also see him milking the not being at the funeral status for sympathy points to anyone who will listen.

I have no words really other than if God was merciful Andy would stroke out in his sleep posthaste
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I hope he goes to the funeral just so Jan's spirit can strike him down with lightning.
 
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