Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sneed Force One]

Nick wants to imply that he made Ramen at 4am this morning as he was having sex with his wife, so they got hungry.

But Nick? You were in Fatrick MAPton's chat from between 2:13am til 3:23am

So buddy, were you watching your new e-boyfriend on your phone while getting pegged?
Or was your first thought of Melton between rounds of failed Viagra doses and sad half-dozen pumps?
Imagine being Kayla in bed, trying to sleep or fuck your husband, and all you can hear is clips of Aaron and Melton alogging eachother.

Nick really is mentally ill, I vote to add the "Schizocow" tag to this thread

 

[AnOminous]

If you are talking about the quote above from @Dan of Steel, Melton is the pedo, and Nick is the drug abusing child neglecter. There is no credible evidence Nick himself is a pedo, but he's plenty of or other awful things.

Well, I certainly wouldn't call Nick a child molesting pedophile. There's no evidence of that. That said, he kind of looks like a pedophile. If you saw a photograph of this greasy freak in a sex offender registry as a dude who molested kids, you wouldn't think "this guy doesn't belong in this photograph collection." I mean look at him.

I mean if I knew nothing about Cuckieta at all and I saw this picture and he was accused of raping kids, I wouldn't doubt it for a minute.

I'm not saying he actually did it, of course. I'm just saying he definitely LOOKS like a depraved pervert who would molest kids.

That's just, like, my opinion, man. I'm not saying it's true. I'm just saying Nick LOOKS like a child molester, and for some reason, everyone he associates with, like Diddler Dax, Pedomelt, Vito the Pedo, for some reason, they're all pedophiles.

That doesn't mean anything. It's guilt by association, right?

Still, why? Why does he look and act like this?

Why did he dose his 8 year old daughter with cocaine?

Nobody knows. I guess we just have to extend benefit of the doubt.

This entire post has been a parody and clearly does not state anything factual.

Still. Just look at him.

 

[Fapcop]

Well, I certainly wouldn't call Nick a child molesting pedophile. There's no evidence of that.

On the other hand, it is a little WEIRD and not funny, how he constantly talks about little kids penises and assholes.

Sure, could just be a shitty sense of humor stuck in the Howard Stone era of early 2000s, but I’m just saying. There are convicted pedophiles out there who talk less about fucking kids than Nick Rekieta.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick really is mentally ill, I vote to add the "Schizocow" tag to this thread

Strong disagree.

Either give him back "Balldo," or go whole hog and give him "Horrorcow."

He has absolutely earned Horrorcow.

I know people suffering from Schizophrenia who are decent people with a strong sense of morality. They are messed up in the brain, but not to the extent you would claim they are bad people.

Terry A. Davis was unironically loved and appreciated by the Farms. With nobody wishing him ill will. He was a Schizocow. Nick is no Terry A. Davis.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Strong disagree.

Either give him back "Balldo," or go whole hog and give him "Horrorcow."

He has absolutely earned Horrorcow.

I know people suffering from Schizophrenia who are decent people with a strong sense of morality. They are messed up in the brain, but not to the extent you would claim they are bad people.

Terry A. Davis was unironically loved and appreciated by the Farms. With nobody wishing him ill will. He was a Schizocow. Nick is no Terry A. Davis.

Give him back Balldo, it’s truly the only word to describe the Balldoman.

 

[Lian Xing]

I'm not saying he actually did it, of course. I'm just saying he definitely LOOKS like a depraved pervert who would molest kids.

He looks like he should be lined up next to Jimmy Saville. That was a guy who had fun, right?

 

[Melty Butter]

Where is the 'he is a pedophile' stuff coming from? Is it just because of his association with Melton or did he say/do something to indicate that?

"Indication" is the key word here. There's some smoke but no fire. I'll spoiler it bc it puts everyone into a bad mood, justifiably.

Spoiler: The Smoke

The smoke:

• He closely associates with those who actively promote or defend pedos (Vito, Melton, Dax - probably more that I can't recall).
• His "favorite daughter" with learning disabilities tested positive for cocaine while the adults were drugged up and poly-culing.
• His favored porn stars are adolescent looking women who like to wear school-girl skirts with pig tails.
• His favorite movie (obsesses over it) features an "oppressed" suburban father who wants to fuck a 17 yo. American Beauty.
• He's admitted to being a porn addict.
• He's a confirmed drug addict with 100s of sexual boundary issues evidenced in his streams and social media.

There's also plenty of research I won't get into about...
- 8-9 yo girls are particularly vulnerable in households where mothers are drug addicted or abused by their partners.
- Learning disabilities; kids with disabilities are particularly vulnerable.

Lots of red flags. No one wants to believe it, but it's something of an elephant in the room.

He'd argue that the kids were returned to him after 6 months. We can only hope that the CPS investigation was comprehensive and that supervision, of some sort, continues.

 

[BaddestSeagull]

We all know Nick is bad at sex, as proven by April being so dry that even Nick’s little worm made her bleed all over the sheets.

I think this is one of my favorite stories from this whole thing. Not only Nick is terrible at sex - he's also so retarded and inexperienced that April easily convinced him that making her bleed means that sex was amazing. It has to be one of the most pathetic things I've heard in a good while and I'm not sure I would have believed it if it wasn't for Nick boasting about it publicly. This guy is so stupid.

As a woman I have zero sympathy for Kayla, but no wonder she's a pilled out husk who thought Aaron Imholte was her prince charming (no offense Aaron). I bet she thought she was in love with Jamaican bulls too, I don't even want to imagine how awful her sex life has been with Nick.

And by the way April lying to Nick about bleeding being a good thing to boost his ego (because this retard is that simple) makes me very sure that she also lied about Aaron eating Nick's cum, knowing this is exactly the kind of story Nick wanted to hear.

 

[CircuSphere]

God imagine if this man choose any other vice but alcohol. He could be sky high on dab, half asleep watching trial footage while 4 other lawyers do all the commentary, fawn over him and buy him new Mustangs to crash.

Instead he grinds his way to the top of the mountain, only to down a quart of whiskey and ski jump off the side into a mountain of blow, because the inhibition centers of his brain are fucking atrophied. It's fun to check out on a Saturday afternoon BBQ or to slam a couple back while working on some front wheel drive piece of shit built for tiny Asian hands... but how anyone gets up in the morning the next day and starts over again and again is beyond me.

You earned that hang over, the second you try to cheat your way out of it with another drink you are a fuckin alchy. Chug some Gatoraid, take the Tylenol and then suffer on the couch all morning, least you wind up like this fuck.

 

[Captain Manning]

He looks like he should be lined up next to Jimmy Saville. That was a guy who had fun, right?

"It was good while it lasted."



VERY unfortunate. I hear it was vandalized multiple times, and they eventually ended up removing it. Lol.

In smoke-filled country pubs, they tell tales of a mysterious multi-eyed waifu peeing on it in the dead of night, but nobody knows for sure...

I wonder what Nick's tombstone would say?

"Sean is fat."
"Stephen Hawking can't walk."
"Aaron ate my goo."
"Joooooooooohn!"
"Null is a gayboy."
"At least I can remember what I ordered at Denny's."

 

[Molag Bal]

Not only Nick is terrible at sex - he's also so retarded and inexperienced that April easily convinced him that making her bleed means that sex was amazing.

Well if it isn't the sex, there has to be something else about him that's extremely desirable to women. Let's gloss over the fact that two women were willing to share him and one of them left her husband just to be his sidepiece, Kayla stood by him for what? 20 years? And she stood by him so much, she still does even after he got a side hoe AND got her in legal trouble.

Remember that we live in the age where the average wife's thought process is
>Hmm, I'm looking at the spreadsheet of my current husband's monthly income and see his career just peaked. If I want to maximize my alimony payout I need to snapshot divorce him NOW before his income drops.
Women go into marriages, making divorce plans on the day of their wedding, and here comes Nick, whose marriage, if only as a farce, is still intact after decades and more importantly, long past his career's peak. A woman doesn't stay by a man in this day and age for this long and through all this shit, unless there is something EXTREMELY COMPELLING that's keeping her. She can get her own drugs, so it's not the drugs. The window for optimal divorce payout has passed, so it's not the money either.
>what about the kids
Do you have any idea how many single mothers there are who no-fault-divorced their husbands because they felt like it, no abuse or adultery needed? No, it's not the kids.

 

[Bill's Due]

Terry A. Davis was unironically loved and appreciated by the Farms. With nobody wishing him ill will. He was a Schizocow. Nick is no Terry A. Davis.

Great way to put it. Terry was ill, but he didn't cause harm upon other people, mostly upon himself (unfortunately). I'm sure his relationship with his parents weren't great, but find me a schizo with good parental relationships and I'll find you a feminist who isn't mentally ill.

Nick... well, him and his prostitute wife has hurt his kids and betrayed the trust of his viewers. He's gotten so bad the entire "lawtube" community has turned their back on him, some of whom made some dumb mistakes themselves.

Terry was a genius shackled by his mental illness, Nick is your average lolcow who's failed to follow his own damn advice.

 

[Not Even Twice]

Well if it isn't the sex, there has to be something else about him that's extremely desirable to women. Let's gloss over the fact that two women were willing to share him and one of them left her husband just to be his sidepiece, Kayla stood by him for what? 20 years? And she stood by him so much, she still does even after he got a side hoe AND got her in legal trouble.

Kayla has 5 kids with him, that's a lot of motivation to stick around. Plus at this point she probably thinks she'd end up alone if she left him.
April is just a gold digger who jumps to the next step up the influence/money ladder.

 

[Owlbear]

Prison -> troonout -> death

This is all Nick has left for him. If he keeps doing NO2, he might skip prison and his troon arc, though.

 

[AnOminous]

On the other hand, it is a little WEIRD and not funny, how he constantly talks about little kids penises and assholes.

It definitely is weird, and not funny at all, but extremely weird that out of nowhere, he would make that bizarre response about children's anuses by candlelight to Meme Copium.

I mean what the fuck man, how did this bizarre shit about children's anuses suddenly come out of Nick's extremely homosexual mouth?

Who would even SAY this diseased, weird, pedo shit just out of nowhere?

I mean I'm not saying Nick's a pedophile, I'm just asking a simple question of why would someone who isn't a pedophile even say shit like this?

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Terry was a genius shackled by his mental illness, Nick is your average lolcow who's failed to follow his own damn advice.

Terry was touched by God.
Nick let others touch his wife.
They are not alike.

 

[Not Even Twice]

It definitely is weird, and not funny at all, but extremely weird that out of nowhere, he would make that bizarre response about children's anuses by candlelight to Meme Copium.

I mean what the fuck man, how did this bizarre shit about children's anuses suddenly come out of Nick's extremely homosexual mouth?

Who would even SAY this diseased, weird, pedo shit just out of nowhere?

I mean I'm not saying Nick's a pedophile, I'm just asking a simple question of why would someone who isn't a pedophile even say shit like this?

Not the first time he's "joked" about a child's anus either. Didn't he make some disgusting comment about a girl at a hospital? Even his loyal horse Megan Fox seemed to find that a step too far.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

That's just, like, my opinion, man. I'm not saying it's true. I'm just saying Nick LOOKS like a child molester, and for some reason, everyone he associates with, like Diddler Dax, Pedomelt, Vito the Pedo, for some reason, they're all pedophiles.

In his defense out of all his friends he looks the least like a kid diddler

I wonder what Nick's tombstone would say?

5k locals gift coming soon.

 

[Bill's Due]

In his defense out of all his friends he looks the least like a kid diddler

True, there was a time he tolerated Dick Masterson, and now he hangs out with Vito the Pedo.

 

[30+GameOvers]

He's suffering such narcissistic injury from being caught yelling at his kid the other day that today he had her fetch him sandwich ingredients and he made her a sandwich LIVE ON AIR for everyone to see to prove that he really does feed his kids if you wanna know the truth about it. He even pulled her all the way into the frame to give her a loving smooch, I think to sell the idea that he meant to kill his camera and didn't realize he was visible.

Astounding. And nakedly transparent. But this nigger is so used to neglecting his keedz that he didn't even realize that she hadn't changed clothes. It's SO NORMAL for his kids to run around smelly and unwashed in the same clothes for days on end that it didn't even occur to him that it would be a bad look.

We're officially at the "Using my kids as proxies to own the a-logs" part of the show. Looks like people who said that Nick is turning into the gunt were completely right.
IT ALL RETURNS TO GUNT

The fact that Nick continues to bring his daughter (the one he fed cocaine) onto his stream despite knowing what he’s subjecting her to? Really, that says it all.

He knows how it makes her feel, and he knows how it makes the alogs feel, and he probably jerks off to this powerplay until 4am during the off-air hours.