Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

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I feel obligated to point out that Ellen doesn't speak for all Canadians... She just speaks for most of them.

I'm new to this thread but I must say despite not having been here that long Chris is the better artist. Mainly because his stuff is memorable while Ellen's art is just insufferably dull to me.
imo it'd be because fundamentally chris draws largely standalone art with lots of little details, while peecake just mostly does slop to pump out as many panels as possible, so she will always be shit locked to a point. additionally, she considers herself a political activist, (more accurately like part of the absolute dumb fuck leftist movement around hasan) so her art winds up being an excuse for a. "fuck all republicans" b. a complete brain dead take akin to "good people would permanently open borders and free all prisons and provide universal health care! and also make republicans enemies of the state, and glass israel, and glass russia, and assassinate a political figure" c. "i love my husband! also i want to be fucked by other men while he watches alone in a corner" d. "haha my daughter is randomly upset with me all the time! girls amirite??" so her art is shittified a bit from what she could normally do to ease rapid creation, but her dialogue is worse than garfield, because garfield kept his mouth shut about politics from what i remember.

if she removed two of (graphic sex) (upper middle class white guilt twitter politics) (family sitcom), and focused on one she'd do better. her politics are dog shit, but she's a gooner and her art works ok for family moments. it's just retarded how she dips into of, coom artwork, "black people have basic rights! they do!" then snowball fights with her daughter. you fuck with several audiences like that, she's not educated in any politics, and she's not able to mix them. on top of all that she's in the sphere of artists that found their own hugboxes so all criticism is dogpiled or ignored, so their ego inflates and all their problems cement in. "horny comic strip with some political takes" becomes "ellen woodbury: sex positive political activist and indie comic artist"
 
"black people have basic rights! they do!" then
instantly a schlick comic about how much she wants to be hatefucked by a literal Nazi, complete with a porn comic of her getting hatefucked by a literal Nazi.

Her kids and their classmates are going to love these so much. It's not like they're going to be mocked for their mom being an absolute, utter whore or anything.
 
I feel obligated to point out that Ellen doesn't speak for all Canadians... She just speaks for most of them.

I'm new to this thread but I must say despite not having been here that long Chris is the better artist. Mainly because his stuff is memorable while Ellen's art is just insufferably dull to me.
Unironically its Soul versus Soulless
 
instantly a schlick comic about how much she wants to be hatefucked by a literal Nazi, complete with a porn comic of her getting hatefucked by a literal Nazi.

Her kids and their classmates are going to love these so much. It's not like they're going to be mocked for their mom being an absolute, utter whore or anything.
Did someone make that?
 
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I'm going to be writing this as I go through the Snark page in newest to oldest fashion. This may seems a bit out of order but it's just me scrolling through the snark page as I go. You may want to read from bottom to top to see what was talked about in chronological order.

Apparently Ellen's little sister is also an artist. (A). I find her art to be much more interesting. It's got a fun style and some heart behind it. At least it's better than "eLoN IS NaZZaI" Ellen, tell your little sister "Cheesy Beavy loves your art". I think she'll like the name.

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This one was my favorite
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Not sure how old Ellen's little sister is but I don't care to find out to be honest with you. Just want to point out the differences in Ellen's art, which is reused vs the whimsical art of her sister's.

And turns out, it's not just the little sister who may be an artist but also the older one as well. (A) And it seems as though Ellen may have plagiarized art from her older sister (A). What do the rest of you think?
(I want to add I haven't done any research to confirm they are 100% her sisters. The younger one has a website it seems so that ought to be easy to find, but the older sister's art had no links associated with it. Someone could probably find it by looking that up but I'm too tired to do so. I'd think that these could be cross referenced with the FaceBook earlier in the thread to confirm they are indeed sisters)
Here's some more discussion around the updooting on Ellen's comics and how much of it is bots (A). I notice no actual graphs in there or anything to confirm botting. You need the hard evidence snarkers. I want to see the graphs and the actual numbers. Otherwise it's just conjecture.
Ellen did a NSFW shoot in her halloween costume, where she also posed in pictures with the same costume with her kids (A). I'm not sure if these are in the already leaked content mentioned in the OP but someone can feel free to check. Fucking gross Ellen. (But also economical I suppose...?)
Continuing down the "Ellon is a gross fucking gooner" pipeline, it seems that while Ellon is on vacation with HER CHILDREN she is taking naughty photos (A). (I can see the photos fine on the archive on pc, but I'm not sure how it will look on mobile so here are the disney vacation photos. I assume the Iceland photos also had her kids in them and that's why the person was blurred out but I'm not too sure. I'd have to check and I'm too tired and lazy to do so at the moment. Iceland I could believe she went with just her husband but I'm fairly confident a couple pics of the blurred out person is her son in these disney photos.)
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Ellen (or a fan) takes down a person's edit over copyright violations (A). Maybe she really will try to take down dude's videos on her. I'd love to see her try to take them down from here too. That's always worked great getting content removed from the farms. Right guys? :optimistic:
"Pizzacake Controversies Megathread Update 4/17" (A)
Spot the difference in "last year's art vs last weeks art" (A) , yet again showing she just reuses art she's already made.
They got a new sub banner (A). I like it. Shout out to the artist u/WhoIsCameraHead
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Ellen trying to get a mod to commit mod abuse (A). Honestly I didn't read this so make up your own minds.
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That seems to be mainly it from the snark page.; anything in my opinion worth archiving and sharing since I last did an effort post on the snark sub. Also, Ok-Cook, if you read this, you need to find better images. Jesus fucking Christ. I could have made a better effort post giving you some more credit if your images weren't 12x14 pixels. I don't know what you're doing wrong to get such blurry photos, but you're doing it wrong. Do better. Some people actually use a pc instead of just using their phone.
 
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Honestly I didn't read this so make up your own minds.
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The last couple lines from Ellen are like a caricature of the smug Karen archetype.

"Oh OK you don't want to do what I say, well theb I've already complained to the admins and your whole subreddit should be shut down because it's le toxic, patronizing smiley face"
 
My uncle went to USA with a special resident pass 4 years ago. Hadn't any problem at this day.
Anyways, how do you mix VACATIONS & INMIGRA...
Man, why i need to bother with this?

Ellen, if you read this: you are a fucking human failure. Being a souless cuckadian husk is the cherry of the top.
 
Ellen making her OF content while on a family vacation and in the same hotel as her children is fucked up and gross. Even if she has the kids go somewhere else while she did it, why the hell would you be making porn content during what is supposed to be a FAMILY vacation? You know, the type of thing you go and spend time with family and make long lasting memories with? Can she really not go a few days without being an e-whore? It's bad enough these kids will have to find out their mom is a OF creator (if they haven't already), imagine how much worse it will be for them when they realize she was doing this shit on what they thought was a private family outing.

Ellen is such a trashy woman, the gall of her to act like she's so much better and above that white woman calling another kid a racial slur, it's just too fucking funny.
 
Can she really not go a few days without being an e-whore?
Based on just how terminally online she is, constantly, she's probably just insanely attention-starved. What else would motivate her to continue forcing her shitty comics nobody finds funny on everyone, or trying to make her midlife crisis "5/10 on a good day" OnlyFans career happen?
 
I worry if I post it publicly she'll delete it.

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So, I looked through this page, and I found something very interesting. A post titled Brand Identity (a).
Brand Identity 1.webpBrand Identity 2.webp

Desc 1.webp
Starts off with a sample of her work for a fictional company.
Brand Identity 3.webp
Logos for her personal brand.
Brand Identity 4.webp
A mock up of a business card and envelope. But wait, what's this?
Uh oh 2.webp
The address leads to this house in Nova Scotia:
House maybe..webp
Could this be hers? Did she dox herself?
Uh oh.webp
Also potential phone numbers and an email, too.
The rest of the post isn't too interesting. Just a few brands she's done logo work for in the past.
Brand Identity 5.webp
Epidemic.webp
Silver hook.webp

Edit: added archive

Edit 2:
The email is definitely a real email and not one that Ellen just randomly made up.
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So, I looked through this page, and I found something very interesting. A post titled Brand Identity (a).
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Starts off with a sample of her work for a fictional company.
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Logos for her personal brand.
View attachment 7335897
A mock up of a business card and envelope. But wait, what's this?
View attachment 7335917
The address leads to this house in Nova Scotia:
View attachment 7335941
Could this be hers? Did she dox herself?
View attachment 7335916
Also potential phone numbers and an email, too.
The rest of the post isn't too interesting. Just a few brands she's done logo work for in the past.

Edit: added archive

Edit 2:
The email is definitely a real email and not one that Ellen just randomly made up.
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According to Zillow, they only have one bathroom. Another reason to pity her children.
 
She literally made it herself. She made a hate porn comic of herself fucking a Nazi.
This is how insane and how dumb this cunt is.
That's one of the most horrible things i saw today.
She really loves hatefucking and being a dom.

Ellen, i like dom women like a good whiskey's shot but you are pathetic to take seriously in the first place. C'mon.
 
So, I looked through this page, and I found something very interesting. A post titled Brand Identity (a).
View attachment 7335894View attachment 7335895

View attachment 7335900
Starts off with a sample of her work for a fictional company.
View attachment 7335896
Logos for her personal brand.
View attachment 7335897
A mock up of a business card and envelope. But wait, what's this?
View attachment 7335917
The address leads to this house in Nova Scotia:
View attachment 7335941
Could this be hers? Did she dox herself?
View attachment 7335916
Also potential phone numbers and an email, too.
The rest of the post isn't too interesting. Just a few brands she's done logo work for in the past.

Edit: added archive

Edit 2:
The email is definitely a real email and not one that Ellen just randomly made up.
View attachment 7336059
Ehh i'm not so sure thats her. That house is clearly a duplex. Seems like a large family for living in a shitty duplex. Also doesn't really look like the housing style you see in the halifax area. Then again i'm not sure I would believe everything she's claimed about the part of the province she lives in either. Not unless she's one of those twits who reees internally constantly about how much she hates everyone around her and how much better she is than they are cause of her politics while hiding the fact she's very leftists and does porn. Which brings up another issue with her living there - theres no way she'd be able to keep what she does quiet in a place like that, word would get around and social services would absolutely be called, even in halifax. That kind of shit, let alone around kids does not go over well with most nova scotians

That said she's clearly ripping off ideas from the paramount logo for that nebula shit. Somehow that doesn't surprise me. Its just a tree instead of a mountain. For somebody who likes to ree about using her comics for parody she sure does seem to like ripping off ideas verbatim from major well known companies
 
So, I looked through this page, and I found something very interesting. A post titled Brand Identity (a).
View attachment 7335894View attachment 7335895

View attachment 7335900
Starts off with a sample of her work for a fictional company.
View attachment 7335896
Logos for her personal brand.
View attachment 7335897
A mock up of a business card and envelope. But wait, what's this?
View attachment 7335917
The address leads to this house in Nova Scotia:
View attachment 7335941
Could this be hers? Did she dox herself?
View attachment 7335916
Also potential phone numbers and an email, too.
The rest of the post isn't too interesting. Just a few brands she's done logo work for in the past.

Edit: added archive

Edit 2:
The email is definitely a real email and not one that Ellen just randomly made up.
View attachment 7336059
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