Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

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Mike Ditch's Poop Stick said:
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Yeah, he just literally doesn't care and is making light of it all. Also, worst suit ever, bro looks like the fucking Kingpin.
EDIT: Ninja'd *sigh*
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Its the kingpin's son, Gutterball.

I'm really hoping that's not a rental suit.
I don't wanna think about the people who'd have to clean that when andy's done with it.
 
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Fuck this family.
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Bob's Vagene said:
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Well, they have to actually TRY to get through a dignified funeral for their wife and mother, and if close-wrangling Andy this day is what needs to be done to ensure that, then they are going to do it and so they should.

Publicly banning Andy or shunning him at the funeral would only guarantee a literal shitstorm.

Now it's dependent on how Andy acts during the funeral and how Tom and Joe deal with Andy afterwards that will determine if it is appropriate to say 'fuck this family' or not.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Now it's dependent on how Andy acts during the funeral and how Tom and Joe deal with Andy afterwards that will determine if it is appropriate to say 'fuck this family' or not.
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i really hope they dont take this idiot back...that said, if they do? i have zero sympathy for them, and anyone who thinks about giving them money should think again, because it will all be going on dipshit and his diaper fetish. i bet you are right though, they just want to get through this with minimal bullshit, and are suffering his nonsense until the funeral is over.
 
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Banquet Meal said:
i really hope they dont take this idiot back...that said, if they do? i have zero sympathy for them, and anyone who thinks about giving them money should think again, because it will all be going on dipshit and his diaper fetish. i bet you are right though, they just want to get through this with minimal bullshit, and are suffering his nonsense until the funeral is over.
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Its sad how we have to genuinely HOPE for Amdy to have a meltdown at the funeral just so his Stockholm syndrome possessed family and finally wake up to the madness.
“It’s that shit on your head”? At around 2:26
Bob the Mailman is great. At least unlike CWC or Danderson’s Bobs he doesn’t have to live with or take care of Diaper Drew.
 
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Bob's Vagene said:
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The day your burying your wife, the woman you loved and grew old with and in the middle of one of life's most painful moments your fat 40 yr old retarded pervert son is demanding you change his goddamn diaper. I wish this motherfucker would just die already. I hate this creature in a visceral way that goes beyond just regular loathing.

Banquet Meal said:
i really hope they dont take this idiot back...that said, if they do? i have zero sympathy for them, and anyone who thinks about giving them money should think again, because it will all be going on dipshit and his diaper fetish. i bet you are right though, they just want to get through this with minimal bullshit, and are suffering his nonsense until the funeral is over.
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I just can't see that happening. Those two have finally had a glimpse of life without Andy. They can play music, watch TV in peace. Enjoy a meal without having to worry if Andy has poisoned them or added his fecal matter. Stench clouds of shit finally gone. Not having to deal with the daily drama of Andy's meltdowns and endless police visits. They've tasted paradise, there just can't be any way in hell they would ever want to go back to the fecal tyranny of the dreaded behemoth.
 
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JumpingJackFlash said:
I just can't see that happening. Those two have finally had a glimpse of life without Andy. They can play music, watch TV in peace. Enjoy a meal without having to worry if Andy has poisoned them or added his fecal matter. Stench clouds of shit finally gone. Not having to deal with the daily drama of Andy's meltdowns and endless police visits. They've tasted paradise, there just can't be any way in hell they would ever want to go back to the fecal tyranny of the dreaded behemoth.
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apparently i guess he was saying that there was some promise made to care for him though....i hope they dont let any sort of misplaced guilt sucker them into letting that monster back in, for all the reasons you listed. he ruins everything good, and he does it on purpose. i think that is why everyone has such an intense hatred for the man, because hes just plain evil.
 
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JumpingJackFlash said:
The day your burying your wife, the woman you loved and grew old with and in the middle of one of life's most painful moments your fat 40 yr old retarded pervert son is demanding you change his goddamn diaper. I wish this motherfucker would just die already. I hate this creature in a visceral way that goes beyond just regular loathing.
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I would settle for andy spontaneously getting every disease and mental disorder he's claimed to have.

Fucker would be a vegetable and have so much wrong with him the hospital would pull the plug.
 
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So I'm listening to the video, and I notice a few things.
1. Andy using outrageous questions to get info out of Bob to get info. (I heard you were X. No, I'm Y kind of questions)
2. Andy's not doing his baby talk. No slurring, no snapping, no ME AMDY shit.
3. The dog barking doesn't hurt his ears.
4. From the phone in andy's pocket, you can hear his diaper making noise.
5. When andy talks to Bob, he's asking dumb questions and laughing. Its both manipulative and proof that andy's perfectly cognizant of what he means and what's being talked about.
6. Andy talks about Hockey perfectly like a normal person.
7. Andy goes to bat for a player who got kicked off the Sabers, saying he should never get kicked off the team for 'being bipolar.'
8. "I started played floor hockey at 13." Where andy? in the mental hospital?
9. Andy claims Joe played for Tonowanda's hockey team, and that if he didn't have asthma he could've gone pro.
10: after 20 minutes of buttering this mailman up, andy starts whining about how APS isn't helping him.
11. Andy starts muttering about thunderstorm watches.
12. Andy says he's going to call his friend dan.
13. Andy pesters his dad via google broadcast saying 'he needs that call.'
Video ends. Fucking hell.
 
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