Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[JustStopDude]

Most drug users are low impulse control types who would have ruined their life with something if the drugs weren't the issue. My dad always told this story of a guy he worked with who would spend his paycheck at the bar withing a couple days. He finally quit drinking and then started blowing his paychecks on baseball card collecting. Almost all homeless people you meet are just nick without the trustfund and family support. It's almost ubiquitous.

Usually the addiction is a flawed coping mechanism for other issues. Hence why a lot of people fail in rehab. Even if one gets clean of their drug of choice, they don't have the life skills necessary to deal with life.

We see this in addicts like Nick in how he has simply changed the specific drugs he is abusing, with others that are less likely to get him in trouble.

 

[Seagal]

I like how the current feature on Nick isn't even about anything specific. Its just a reminder that he's a fuck up, lmao.

 

[woodedbag]

just caught the rekieta portion of kino casino from last night. i knew it was always just a waiting game until the next life destroying decision, but i had no idea that it was this bad. i was just hopefully joking before but it is a foregone conclusion this guy is serving jail time before the end of summer. what a horror show

 

[Captain Manning]

Women go into marriages, making divorce plans on the day of their wedding,

Well, that's a very cynical take. I don't think I can agree.

In any event, Nick is the one that was lamenting he's not lucky to be married, because he doesn't have a prenup. Not her.

I think what's going on here is Kayla knows she would have difficulty making it on her own, and Nick is afraid he'd get divorced raped. I think he would want to pull the plug more than her, but can't.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

First peek of Nick from Hackamania. Not my pic.

edit: Source - NLO discord. They have a Hackamania channel where people are posting pics.

Love how we just get these random cryptid style photos of Rekieta in the wild. Seems to be traveling light. A suitcase for a suit and backpack. I assume the suitcase of sex toys and sex cross are on the other side of him.

 

[Sneed Force One]

edit: Source - NLO discord.

We need vigilant eyes in the Pedocord, the NLOchomos will likely gossip hard in their masturbatory groups

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Really, nigga? =

Nick honey, Wake up, I can't sleep after that great night. I'm hungry.

why your daughter tested positive for cocaine.

Yeah, he punches himself.

That's punching up because he's tall. Nick's tall.

It's a dead meme.

I still love it, Nick can't ruin it with his painting. Also, in a way, it's a portrait of a real lawyer hanging behind Nick, a practicing lawyer who would destroy him in the courtroom.

Not the first time he's "joked" about a child's anus either. Didn't he make some disgusting comment about a girl at a hospital? Even his loyal horse Megan Fox seemed to find that a step too far.

That recent Meme Copium one isn't even the most recent either. I was searching around Nick's stream on Tuesday and found this horror.

 

[Lonely khan]

Usually the addiction is a flawed coping mechanism for other issues. Hence why a lot of people fail in rehab. Even if one gets clean of their drug of choice, they don't have the life skills necessary to deal with life.

We see this in addicts like Nick in how he has simply changed the specific drugs he is abusing, with others that are less likely to get him in trouble.

Yeah I'm just saying if it wasn't drugs ruining his life it would be something else, like record collecting, buying overpriced art or deciding to start a polycule in your 40s with 5 kids at home.

Like they say in the NBA, Balldo don't lie

 

[FeltPaddle]

Odds that Reiketa does coke in Vegas? Temptations gonna be high

 

[Lurking9e9]

First peek of Nick from Hackamania. Not my pic.

edit: Source - NLO discord. They have a Hackamania channel where people are posting pics.

Look at this fucking nerd, can he at least put on some fresh clothes?

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

At least Nick has graduated from his meth ghoul look to the scumbag junkie aesthetic.

A marked improvement.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

I still say Kayla has the worst mugshot out of Nick and April that day. She just looks so much like a generic crackhead you see on a Florida headline. If you didn't know these people at all, you think she was a Florida woman that got caught for something.

Plastic surgery rarely looks good when at rest.

Edit: or at all, really.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

On the other hand, it is a little WEIRD and not funny, how he constantly talks about little kids penises and assholes.

Sure, could just be a shitty sense of humor stuck in the Howard Stone era of early 2000s, but I’m just saying. There are convicted pedophiles out there who talk less about fucking kids than Nick Rekieta.

Not too take this into fan fiction territory but it really was very disturbing with the "child's asshole by candlelight" stuff. Weirdly specific. Like a memory or fantasy not a random ha-ha funny comment. Also, it wasn't funny.

 

[Nova902]

Who is driving the kids hundreds of miles a day when he is gone ?

 

[john marston]

In all seriousness, if Kayla were to leave, this would be the time. Nick is gone, he’s going to be too fucked up to remember to check in. Nick very well could come home to an empty house.

Probably just fanfiction, but if Kayla were ever going to leave, now would be it.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

In all seriousness, if Kayla were to leave, this would be the time. Nick is gone, he’s going to be too fucked up to remember to check in. Nick very well could come home to an empty house.

Probably just fanfiction, but if Kayla were ever going to leave, now would be it.

Are you kidding? She just had RED HOT RAMEN-CRAVING-CREATING SEXXXXX last night! In the 3 minutes between when he stopped chat-posting and 4 am.

She's such a lucky gal. I'm sure the balldo quickie was enough to quell any blurry-eyed crazy ideas she had about discovering a spine.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The 3 wolves represent Nick, Kayla, and April

But Nodak wasn’t making any reference to Rekieta, just to be clear.

For some reason Nicholas Robert Rekieta chose to label himself with the NambLO symbol.

That icon indicates that the person has a paid membership to NLO.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Just remember, because I do, that @ItsAaronIgnoreMe was complicit and in the neglect of children, drug use around children, and extreme sexual lifestyles around children.
Fuck that guy, the only reason people forget is because Nick keeps proactively fucking up.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

She's such a lucky gal. I'm sure the balldo quickie was enough to quell any blurry-eyed crazy ideas she had about discovering a spine.

I'll cook her some proper food, practically for free and all I want in return is for her to leave Nick and take the kids with her, and live with her parents.
No sexual favors required.

Just bring the kids to a safe place out of reach of the skelly freak.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

That icon indicates that the person has a paid membership to NLO.

A "I am on a watchlist" / "I am a serious risk to children and the vulnerable" badge.
cool.