Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Obsul]

I see that Rekieta has fallen so low now that the possibility he's a pedophile is not out of the question. You continue to outdo yourself, Balldo Man.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I see that Rekieta has fallen so low now that the possibility he's a pedophile is not out of the question. You continue to outdo yourself, Balldo Man.

I don't think he is but he's definitely the type that would start making Melton jokes to be WEIRD and FUNNY and get himself branded as one. I'm of the opinion that all of these people (Melton, Dax, etc) see him as their pet monkey so I'm sure they'll eventually egg him on to do just that.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick surrounds himself with pedos, defends those pedos, stays friends with those pedos even if they make sexual jokes about the children of someone who used to be a friend of his.
And his daughter tested positive for cocaine during a time he was swinging with a not clearly defined number of other couples.

Nick is at least pedo adjacent, but his opinions about drug use and government have a very heavy crossover with the typical lolberterian who thinks that age of consent is a suggestion.

I do agree, his morality is awful, and in usual retard shockjock fashion, he is wilfully blind to such behaviour if it suits his goals. But I've yet to see evidence he engages directly in pedophilic behaviour. As dear feeder Jewsh says, Its a loaded gun people should be cautious to fire.

 

[Obsul]

I don't think he is but he's definitely the type that would start making Melton jokes to be WEIRD and FUNNY and get himself branded as one. I'm of the opinion that all of these people (Melton, Dax, etc) see him as their pet monkey so I'm sure they'll eventually egg him on to do just that.

I'm not convinced that Rekieta isn't a very suppressed pedophile that's been trying to hold it in his whole life given how everything else about him turned out to be an act.

There was a time years ago where I would have thought you were insane or retarded if you had suggested that to me.

 

[DemsBNutz]

"It was good while it lasted."

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VERY unfortunate. I hear it was vandalized multiple times, and they eventually ended up removing it. Lol.

In smoke-filled country pubs, they tell tales of a mysterious multi-eyed waifu peeing on it in the dead of night, but nobody knows for sure...

I wonder what Nick's tombstone would say?

"Sean is fat."
"Stephen Hawking can't walk."
"Aaron ate my goo."
"Joooooooooohn!"
"Null is a gayboy."
"At least I can remember what I ordered at Denny's."

The photo on the tomb stone Kinda reminds me of Marty Feldman

 

[Lonely khan]

Am I the only person who thinks this is really sad? A man who ruined his life with drugs.

Most drug users are low impulse control types who would have ruined their life with something if the drugs weren't the issue. My dad always told this story of a guy he worked with who would spend his paycheck at the bar withing a couple days. He finally quit drinking and then started blowing his paychecks on baseball card collecting. Almost all homeless people you meet are just nick without the trustfund and family support. It's almost ubiquitous.

 

[Sneed Force One]

The lyrics to Kanye West's newest song "Heil Hitler" feel strangely apt.
Maybe Nick should interview Ye?

 

[Captivate6548]

First peek of Nick from Hackamania. Not my pic.

edit: Source - NLO discord. They have a Hackamania channel where people are posting pics.

 

[Sneed Force One]

First peek of Nick from Hackamania. Not my pic.

post your sauce nigga

edit: this is the thigh and calf circumference of a man saying he can kick your ass. One swift kick to the shin will shatter his entire leg.

 

[sum ting wong]

First peek of Nick from Hackamania. Not my pic.

This nigga dressed like a child on the first day of school lmao

 

[Lian Xing]

First peek of Nick from Hackamania. Not my pic.

>no visible faggy tattoos
How can we be sure?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

First peek of Nick from Hackamania. Not my pic.

Look, free suit.

 

[Pentamidine]

drug testing on probation is almost exclusively piss tests afaik. 3 days on coke in system on piss tests. no way to know if nick is on alcohol while hes in vegas. let's hope they test him the day he gets back and we get lucky. or someone records him. if he is in fact with that crackwhore with the dumb fucking tattoos its a 0% shot he is not fucked up beyond belief. lets go rekieta give it a shot at beating the law here. you can do it you can outsmart them just time your doses up brother NBD

We all know exactly what he's going to do.

He's asked ChatGPT how much cocaine he can consume on each day and still piss clean come Monday. He's also asked about all the other drugs he thinks he can source in Vegas. He probably took one of Kayla's planners with a very thorough schedule detailing how much of each drug he can take at each hour to still test clean on Monday. But Nick has no self control, he's going to party hard and binge all weekend and just pray he isn't tested as soon as he gets back.

Even if he goes planning ONLY to do things that won't show up in the piss test (Nitrous, LSD) there's no way he doesn't give in and binge. He's going to be SURROUNDED by enablers like Dick and Vito. Every time he enters another room he's going to get offered another bump or hit of something, and he is an addict and will not be capable of saying no.

The only way he doesn't piss hot is if he isn't tested when he gets back.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

We all know exactly what he's going to do.

He will check these reliable resources of AAA+++ scientific information.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Enjoy your weekend reprieve from your husband Kayla.
@Fapcop its time.

 

[woodedbag]

We all know exactly what he's going to do.

He's asked ChatGPT how much cocaine he can consume on each day and still piss clean come Monday. He's also asked about all the other drugs he thinks he can source in Vegas. He probably took one of Kayla's planners with a very thorough schedule detailing how much of each drug he can take at each hour to still test clean on Monday. But Nick has no self control, he's going to party hard and binge all weekend and just pray he isn't tested as soon as he gets back.

Even if he goes planning ONLY to do things that won't show up in the piss test (Nitrous, LSD) there's no way he doesn't give in and binge. He's going to be SURROUNDED by enablers like Dick and Vito. Every time he enters another room he's going to get offered another bump or hit of something, and he is an addict and will not be capable of saying no.

The only way he doesn't piss hot is if he isn't tested when he gets back.

so again, as i said, let's hope they test him the day he gets back or someone records it.....

 

[not william stenchever]

There are three wolves inside Nick. One of them is in his mouth, the other two are in his ass.

"Oh my god, now they're rotating"

Similarly he didn’t give his daughter coke because he wanted to put her in an “altered state” but because he gets off on smashing any boundaries of normal human behavior.

IRL Slaaneshi cultist.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

We all know exactly what he's going to do.

He's asked ChatGPT how much cocaine he can consume on each day and still piss clean come Monday. He's also asked about all the other drugs he thinks he can source in Vegas. He probably took one of Kayla's planners with a very thorough schedule detailing how much of each drug he can take at each hour to still test clean on Monday. But Nick has no self control, he's going to party hard and binge all weekend and just pray he isn't tested as soon as he gets back.

Even if he goes planning ONLY to do things that won't show up in the piss test (Nitrous, LSD) there's no way he doesn't give in and binge. He's going to be SURROUNDED by enablers like Dick and Vito. Every time he enters another room he's going to get offered another bump or hit of something, and he is an addict and will not be capable of saying no.

The only way he doesn't piss hot is if he isn't tested when he gets back.

I have complete faith in Nick's ability to go full retard and get himself arrested in Vegas.

 

[Captain Manning]

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Enjoy your weekend reprieve from your husband Kayla.
@Fapcop its time.

Nick is gone? Execute Order 69. Airdrop @Fapcop into Spicer. No witnesses.



Good luck, Fapcop.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

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Enjoy your weekend reprieve from your husband Kayla.
@Fapcop its time.

I still say Kayla has the worst mugshot out of Nick and April that day. She just looks so much like a generic crackhead you see on a Florida headline. If you didn't know these people at all, you think she was a Florida woman that got caught for something.