DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
The last time I saw DSP actually engaged in a game was his WWE Champions livestreams. Only time I ever saw him happy, like his endorphin actuators only activate when gambling.

I actually felt a twinge of sympathy that his fans weren't more receptive to those. From what others have said, not only was he enjoying himself, he was also fairly knowledgeable about the game. If those had taken off, Phil would have been happier, his fans would have been happy to watch their master and the detractors would have laughed at the fact that he'd be spending even more on WWEC than he normally does. Everyone would have won.
 
Reminder that it is a fungal infection that he never treated.
Yeah but how would he know it was a fungal infection unless he saw a doctor in the first place?
It's just like the herniated disc in his back, or his hair loss or whatever other number of bullshit medical things he has going on.
 
When was the last time Phil had fun with a video game? I can't remember a time when he's ever been happy to play a video game, even when super chats are rolling in he's miserable. Would it be street fighter when he's winning? I'm kind of a layman when it comes to DSP's actual streams because they seem boring as fuck.

He'd be better off finding games that are generally accepted as shit to bitch about them.
When he was playing Yakuza 7 and Lost Judgement his eyes lit up during the blackjack minigames. Happiest I've ever seen him while playing a game.
 
I actually felt a twinge of sympathy that his fans weren't more receptive to those. From what others have said, not only was he enjoying himself, he was also fairly knowledgeable about the game. If those had taken off, Phil would have been happier, his fans would have been happy to watch their master and the detractors would have laughed at the fact that he'd be spending even more on WWEC than he normally does. Everyone would have won.
I think the reason he stopped streaming WWEC was because he couldn't use his DFTR account.

Phil didn't like having to start from scratch again. And even when he got a good pull, he just thought about how he wished it was on his main account.

If Phil didn't lie about selling DFTR, he could have played his whaled out account on stream, but because he couldn't help himself, Phil ultimately screwed himself over yet again. Just like with his latest marathon, the only one Phil has to blame is himself.
 
I love the refund segment, he really can't comprehend that you'd want to refund a game you didn't like, truly the most everyday gamer of all time
His indignation was something after doing exactly what he was crying about at least twice that even I know of. And one of the refunds was after he completed the game and milked (YES MILKED!) the dents.
what is this troll discord server that he always mentions? im assuming its just cope?
cope. Trollz don't give a fuck so there's nothing to hide.
I've always wanted to see a video of the Mexican Cartel putting someone feet first through a woodchipper. It's the gore equivalent of the Holy Grail. That KCD2 segment made me wish it was Phil going in. What an absolute cunt
The chainsaw ones alone are absolutely brutal.
 
When was the last time Phil had fun with a video game? I can't remember a time when he's ever been happy to play a video game, even when super chats are rolling in he's miserable. Would it be street fighter when he's winning? I'm kind of a layman when it comes to DSP's actual streams because they seem boring as fuck.

He'd be better off finding games that are generally accepted as shit to bitch about them.
Bugsnax (had to spend 15min remembering and looking this thing up)
 
what is this troll discord server that he always mentions? im assuming its just cope?
Not just cope. Its projection. You'll notice all the things he complains other people do? He does.
He thinks people who have RGBs are constantly distracted. In reality it's him that will spend an hour a week talking about his dumb lights.
He says people hyperfixate on one thing. No. Its PHIL who can't get over something as simple as Rollback Netcode after so many years.
He says people make up baseless lies about him. No. Its PHIL who's going around talking about some detractor's secret discord ayund it's him that HAS a secret discord for his whales and mods.
It's him that's the least honest person on youtube, its he that hasn't grown up, and it's he that needs to be locked up in a padded room. "So fuck him. No really. Fuck him."

This guy is such a pussy he had to wait until Donald Trump got elected before he said "retard" openly.
 
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The look on his face lmao.

"But maaahm, I don't wanna eat this *sad snort*"

"EAT IT NOW, PHILIP, OR YOU'LL NEVER PULL FOR THOSE HOGANS, OKAAAAY!?"

Holy shit, I haven't seen him baby rage like that in a while, but it was nice to see. :story: Hope we get more tantrums like this.

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a little late to this, but do people really believe that was "Authentic" rage? He was hamming that shit up harder than Christmas Eve Dinner. Phil is a fucking mongoloid, but he is still fully capable, and constantly willing to do shit that he knows will get "the TROLLS" sending $1 tips, and talking about him. He may hate Detractors, he may say they are killing his business, but deep down, he knows the day the detractors stop talking about him, and giving him attention, is the day his entire existence on the internet dies.
 
a little late to this, but do people really believe that was "Authentic" rage? He was hamming that shit up harder than Christmas Eve Dinner. Phil is a fucking mongoloid, but he is still fully capable, and constantly willing to do shit that he knows will get "the TROLLS" sending $1 tips, and talking about him. He may hate Detractors, he may say they are killing his business, but deep down, he knows the day the detractors stop talking about him, and giving him attention, is the day his entire existence on the internet dies.

If that's what his thinking really is, then I don't see why we wouldn't have these types of moments more often.
 
From what others have said, not only was he enjoying himself, he was also fairly knowledgeable about the game.
Baring the fact that he forced it to be a $200 tip day each time, that for him is delusional, how "knowledgeable" can one really be in regards to a gacha game?

"Now guys, here's a tip from an expert, if you go to this place called "Sto-Re", you can trade in real world money for tokens! These will allow you to level up your cards faster, nice huh?"
a little late to this, but do people really believe that was "Authentic" rage? He was hamming that shit up harder than Christmas Eve Dinner. Phil is a fucking mongoloid, but he is still fully capable, and constantly willing to do shit that he knows will get "the TROLLS" sending $1 tips, and talking about him. He may hate Detractors, he may say they are killing his business, but deep down, he knows the day the detractors stop talking about him, and giving him attention, is the day his entire existence on the internet dies.
Fake or not the controller slam was very real and audible.
If people making fun of him, and the desperation for money, got him to damage his property, he's already dented, and I'm laughing.

Besides, anyone retarded enough to troll him with their money was going to do it later anyway.
 
When was the last time Phil had fun with a video game? I can't remember a time when he's ever been happy to play a video game, even when super chats are rolling in he's miserable. Would it be street fighter when he's winning? I'm kind of a layman when it comes to DSP's actual streams because they seem boring as fuck.

He'd be better off finding games that are generally accepted as shit to bitch about them.
He does like blue prince a lot
 
This is an unedited image btw

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Tevin got this hot little screenshot during the stream last night
 
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