Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TrainWreckWatcher]

There's a pattern of third parties (family included) sort of tiptoeing around Rekieta doing things he or his ghoul wife should do. The "grandparents" or whoever else. A Rekieta free weekend is another chance for the Kayla relatives to step in and be normal around the kids. Will make for a nice change of pace.

If they're gonna get the kids and her out of the house now's their only chance.
I don't think shit is going to happen though.

 

[porkWellington]

This is gonna go great.
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There will be some kind of live stream from a Vegas pool tomorrow.

"Ok I'm gonna get in the empty pool and make a " Y" shape, get the picture"

 

[Pentamidine]

If they're gonna get the kids and her out of the house now's their only chance.
I don't think shit is going to happen though.

Nothing's going to happen but if it did I'd want it to be a DVRO by which Kayla and the kids get to stay in the house and Balldo has to find somewhere else to stay.

 

[keke]

Kayla is not leaving.

She’s 5 kids deep with a self-confessed porn addict, got plastic surgery so he could tolerate looking at her, went to a nude and swinging resort with him, let him get a girlfriend and hire her as the new nanny for their kids, did cocaine with him, believed that it’s IMPOSSIBLE for a kid to test positive for coke when that kids parents AND NANNY are crackheads with 26g of cocaine in their shared bedroom, thinks Nick is a hero for taking the legal fall for… literally his own actions. There’s not much more empty in the head a woman like her can get.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Imagine unironically paying for an NLO membership.

People can also gift memberships to others. I wouldn’t be surprised if Mr. Grandpa’s Money bought memberships for himself and his fellow pedo-admiring freaks.

 

[Captain Manning]

Who is driving the kids hundreds of miles a day when he is gone ?

The 9 year old. He probably thinks she owes him for the coke.

@Captain Manning you're nominated john. Re-earn that emergency contact.

Nah, I'm good Aggrolith. If you got an excess of free time due to not time-stamping him anymore, you can take the taxi service job if you want it.

Reminder though: He pays for nothing.

 

[cwkcwdwdcw]

Kurt has 4500 viewers on his livestream with Turtleboy. Prepare for another Rekieta meltdown.

 

[TertiaryObjective]

I still say Kayla has the worst mugshot out of Nick and April that day.

There’s a huge difference between a 40 year old woman and 30 year old woman and this is a prime example.

 

[Swole McPole]

Odds that Reiketa does coke in Vegas?

Caesars Sportsbook has stopped taking bets. Too much smart money on Rekieta to relapse. Billy Walters has been getting down millions on Nick ever since he heard Nick was going to Hackamania.

I've got twenty quid on a four drug accumulator. Rekieta has to do Coke, MDMA, Galaxy Gas and Whiskey for me to win, but I'm confident I've backed a winner this weekend.

 

[Captain Manning]

Kurt has 4500 viewers on his livestream with Turtleboy. Prepare for another Rekieta meltdown.

Holy shit. You're not wrong. It's now 4.6k.



Good for Kurt!

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

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Nitter

Nick continues his Ramen cope on Xitter. We totally believe you Nick. You totally wasn't caught texting in Fatrick MAPton's livechat for multiple hours beforehand.

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Sword and Scale delivers a brutal response

This is the only way his message makes sense

Proofs: because he's a faggot

Nick is gone? Execute Order 69. Airdrop @Fapcop into Spicer. No witnesses.

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Good luck, Fapcop.

@Fapcop, you will never satisfy Kayla after her loins tasted of Aaron. Kayla pines for the Toe.

 

[PhoBingas]

There’s a huge difference between a 40 year old woman and 30 year old woman and this is a prime example.

To be fair, Fapcop's squeeze looked like she was pulled away from the coke plate a couple minutes from the mugshot.

 

[Yeet Ninja]

Holy shit. You're not wrong. It's now 4.6k.

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Good for Kurt!

Over 5,000. Stop the count!

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

This is gonna go great.
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There will be some kind of live stream from a Vegas pool tomorrow.

I don't care if someone says this is a woman - this to me is a troon, lol.

I can't wait for Entrapment-mania to happen so there will be arrests lol. Or at the very least, a lot of lulz.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Tom Cruise has a good plastic surgeon.

He also has slightly more money than rekieta's trust fund.

 

[Pelican Bones]

He better not! My turn to try and rescue her!

Shit, I bet Aaron hasn’t even watched In the Pale Moonlight nor Trials and Trib-ulations.

I bet he hasn't even read Pawverbs

 

[Captain Manning]

Over 5,000. Stop the count!

5.2k, and still going up. Saving for posterity:



Will be interesting to see what his Superchat revenue ends up as. He should be able to beat Nick many times over.

Nick will retort that he's got pedotips, but that is so opaque, and probably has so many self donations of his oh-so-funny jokes, that you can probably just disregard it.

 

[Pedophobe]

First peek of Nick from Hackamania. Not my pic.

edit: Source - NLO discord. They have a Hackamania channel where people are posting pics.

Do you think he brought the field kit?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I don't care if someone says this is a woman - this to me is a troon, lol.

She co-hosts WATP a lot under the name Lucy Tightbox. Apparently when she goes to Dabbleverse events she is mobbed by incels.

She is also only 50 pounds of weight loss away from being Nick’s type. I expect him to try to get with her in Vegas.

 

[MegaMax]

Holy shit. You're not wrong. It's now 4.6k.

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Good for Kurt!

Total Cowboy Victory. Total Crackhead cuck defeat. When every I would see Balldos livestreams come up in my Youtube feed he only a little over a thousand viewers. The Return Stream was a Mirage for him, The stream was big only because 1. people were there to give him shit and 2. people more out of the loop wanted to see if he had improved. Given he has taken to censoring the chat and he is an unrepentant asshole views unsurprisingly tanked. And trying to bully one of the Boiz who was genuinely trying to defend at the start or your shitshow you is really not a good look.