India-Pakistan Conflict - Land Of The Indus Versus Land Of The Pure

[MrJokerRager]

A Chinese TV program decided to poke some fun at Indians for getting humiliated in the air:

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Both sides continue to lob missiles and artillery at each other. India has claimed that their Navy sortied out and hit Karachi with cruise missiles, and that Pakistan has been infiltrating the Indian border, with one recent attempt rebuffed. More pro pakistan sources have stated that a decent amount of Paki troops have already crossed over and have been doing raids or are readying for a further escalation.

India got scammed by the French.

Then again its India that would think buying French plane is a good deal because CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP.

 

[Snekposter]

India got scammed by the French.

Then again its India that would think buying French plane is a good deal because CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP.

Less cheap and more "no strings attached". Buying military equipment typically comes with all sorts of stipulations and diplomatic expectations, but as far as the French are concerned that's all covered by the contract cost.

 

[Mukhrani]

The fuck was China siding with Pakistan?

During the Cold War India sided with the Soviets, so America started backing Pakistan as a foil, then later used them as a training base for jihadis that we sent into Afghanistan to fight the Soviets. This lead to Pakistan transforming into a military junta (civilian leaders were deposed and the generals kept good relationships with Washington.) During the war on terror this relationship fell apart, because the jihadis and Pakistan's relationship with the Taliban were both critical when it came to countering Indian influence in the region, so they were stuck between a rock and a hard place. Washington made rather impossible demands of their leaders, so they lied through their teeth and let us use their airbases and whatnot while supporting the jihadis on the down low. Once we discovered that Osama was hiding in Pakistan (in territory controlled by the Pashtun, who are a cross-border ethnicity that inhabit Afghanistan & Pakistan) we struck while leaving the Pakistani military in the dark, which basically killed the alliance. A regime set up to be a military client state kind of can't survive without a patron, so China immediately began stepping into that void, deepening trade relations, investing in infrastructure, and including Pakistan as a critical piece of their Belt and Road initiative. Once we bungled Afghanistan the Chinese then used their influence to also immediately engage with the Taliban.

To make a long story short, our retarded misadventure in the Middle East ended with us handing a strategically critical chunk of Central Asia to our chief geopolitical rival on a silver platter. Instead, we got the friendship of India, and a never-ending flood of vile subcontinentals pouring into our countries while their relatives back home scam our senior citizens into penury with impunity. Somehow I feel like we got left holding the shorter end of the stick.

 

[bort420]

I have most sympathy for the Kashmiri, who are ethnically distinct from the shit-smearers.

ehh no. nehru was a kashmiri himself.

and fun fact i learned recently: the nehru family changed its name to 'gandhi' to capitalize on the more famous name

 

[Mike Patton Official]

While not as ideal as it being located in nebraska and filled with sues and jhonnys, this would still be a massive improvement. Brazilians are much closer culturally to the US due to catholic values, and their accents are much closer to english as is the Portuguese language.

I have also known south americans who understand the concept of taking pride in your work and actually helping people. The ratio isn't amazing but it's a lot higher than 0 (our current situation).

Dude, you do NOT want brazillians. Trust.

Also, is there any way to get rid of scam callers? I don't mean "nuke X country", I mean our governments hiring some engineers and implementing some kind of process that detects scam calls and automatically blocks it, eventually leading to those call centers closing. Because I don't pick up my phone anymore when it's an unknown number, and other people tell me they do the same now, but it's extremely annoying.

I do love watching those youtube videos of people trolling the scammers though.

 

[Shuhalo]

Imagine India in a situation where sanitation and the rule of law has broken down. Where gangs of rapists are able to roam free, sectarian violence is a daily occurrence and millions of Indians flee to the west. That is the more likely outcome of an atomic war.

But...that's just current India.

>tfw India gets nuked and the only noticeable change is less people to do the raping

 

[Mukhrani]

ehh no. nehru was a kashmiri himself.

and fun fact i learned recently: the nehru family changed its name to 'gandhi' to capitalize on the more famous name

Hence the longstanding Indian obsession with a region which should by all rights be independent. The Nehru family had Kashmiri roots but had been a part of the colonial administration for three generations by the time that Nehru came along, and had been living largely in Delhi. Indira's husband was also a Persian minority iirc, so that family ended up even more bleached than they already were compared to the rest of India.

The Vale of Kashmir is itself also a smaller part of the much larger Kashmir region, which has a huge amount of ethnic minorities inhabiting it. Some of these are Muslim, some are Hindu, and a couple of them are 'Vedic' following the remnants of much older Indo-Aryan religions which have little to do with modern Hinduism. There's also a significant portion of Tibetan Buddhists in Ladakh, who are quite irate about being stripped of their protection against outsiders moving into the area and administration by distant bureaucrats.

 

[ElseWorld712]

But...that's just current India.

>tfw India gets nuked and the only noticeable change is less people to do the raping

Wow thats so insensitive... You're forgetting about the random scam phone calls decreasing by 1%

 

[How It's Hated]

brazillians

i recall the neophyte brazilians, and their ways of nuisance. suddenly we were all dealing with brazilians. everyone hated the sound of their language as spoken by those favelicious fiends.
but they were just a tutorial mode, i see now, for the plague yet to come. same kind of deal: the dregs of society ushered into the smartphone age, somebody gets rich while the internet suffers.
at one time i was the sworn enemy of all furries and brazilians. so many battles and adventures. so many synthetic pelts and silicone implants dangling from my belts. the fakeness, the gayness, friends we made along the wayness....

Spoiler: excessive anatomical accuracy

 

[SITHRAK!]

Bhutan being the only country bordering India that isn't ethnically Indian is enough of a W for them, let alone the fact that absolutely BTFO Indian subhumans in every way.

India shares 2100+ miles of border with China too, which has led to many lulzy border skirmishes as snowfalls, avalanches, river diversions etc change each nation’s perception of where the border is.

To avoid ‘armed conflict’ (guns), Chinese and Indian border patrols have been using spears, spiked clubs, thrown rocks etc on each other.

 

[JayseeDenton]

To avoid ‘armed conflict’ (guns), Chinese and Indian border patrols have been using spears, spiked clubs, thrown rocks etc on each other.

I've always found it fascinating that the US populace (the white part) is more responsible with guns than the indian and chinese militaries.

 

[MrJokerRager]

 

[Rapesputin]

I use second world to refer to china and most of central asia after the cold war. alongside a few others. how is it usually defined?
@dcss I don't like watching streamers

Two main definitions
Western (i.e. the real definition): The Soviet Union, China, and aligned countries during the Cold War
Three Worlds Theory: Middle powers

 

[Pedophobe]

Then again its India that would think buying French plane is a good deal because CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP.

Except India bought 36 Rafales for €7.87 billion in 2016 (down from the original plan to buy 126 for €12 billion) and just bought 26 marine versions for US$7.6 billion a couple of weeks ago.

That probably makes it the most expensive fighter jet in the world on paper.

 

[gay porn is the best porn]

Two main definitions
Western (i.e. the real definition): The Soviet Union, China, and aligned countries during the Cold War
Three Worlds Theory: Middle powers

For me i just used it in a developmental status so first world would have the highest HDI and the third would have the lowest HDI if that makes sense

 

[Mercury_Taster]

For me i just used it in a developmental status so first world would have the highest HDI and the third would have the lowest HDI if that makes sense

but mister gay porn, words have meanings.

 

[gay porn is the best porn]

but mister gay porn, words have meanings.

yeah and I just made up a new one

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

For me i just used it in a developmental status so first world would have the highest HDI and the third would have the lowest HDI if that makes sense

That’s how it is used today. But historically it was geopolitical alignment. First, America. Second, Soviet. Third, non-aligned.

 

[StudMccool]

Ok I got some news and some funny, news first


Alright Officers and Officials on notice, no quitin, Ummm Mr Indian newspaper man, might we have a picture of the Officers and Officials in question?

"Sertinly saar, simply do the needful scrol"


proof this is real

I couldent make something half as funny as this if I tried all week, every single guy in this photo is making me wheeze harder. The terrible quality, most of the guys seemily unaware there is a nintedo DS currently taking a state photo, the backdrop of a government about to go to war saying "no quiting now"

Bellisimo

 

[${Sandy}]

India got scammed by the French.

Then again its India that would think buying French plane is a good deal because CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP.

Im not a pilot or an engineer but I took a class about aviation and did ground school out of curiosity and I learned the french pioneered alot of aviation technologies then americans were like actually we are better and now AMERICA IS NUMBER ONE BABY.

I'd still be shocked if It turns out modern french planes in a dogfight are dogshit. I'm not an expert but I know a thing or two about planes and like I want to be in denial that a white nation built on the backs of latins and celts fell off so fucking hard.