🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Hack for crack]

Not just one bus, buddy. *Six* buses.

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The only reason you do this is because you have pills in your bag and don't want to go through airport security. Know from experience.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

The only reason you do this is because you have pills in your bag and don't want to go through airport security. Know from experience.

Or you lost your phone that had all your money and ID in it and you could only beg enough for a bus ticket.

 

[Hack for crack]

Or you lost your phone that had all your money and ID in it and you could only beg enough for a bus ticket.

I guess I have never been inept enough to fall into that situation.

 

[BigFatSweatyMan]

Uploading a video where you're strugling to even talk isn't going to help defend against those claims of cognitive decline, Ralph

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[ddlloo]

>I have so many stories to tell
>I probably wont tell them all

He will barely say jack shit about Colombia, because fuck all happened.

 

[Estate]

Uploading a video where you're strugling to even talk isn't going to help defend against those claims of cognitive decline, Ralph
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The hat with Champion on it feels so ironic, it's almost genius.
Like a cat with a shirt that says Dog.

 

[Vernon Dozier]

The hat with Champion on it feels so ironic, it's almost genius.
Like a cat with a shirt that says Dog.

Are you implying that one Ethan Oliver Ralph illustrious host of the world famous keelstream is a loser?

 

[SargonF00t]

The hat with Champion on it feels so ironic, it's almost genius.
Like a cat with a shirt that says Dog.

Mate, he is only wearing that hat because he is addicted to buying hats.

That's how much rizz we are dealing with here.

 

[porkWellington]

"By God I wish I was drunk" becomes "by God I wish I was suffering from cognitive decline"

 

[Desktop User2]

5 (bus traveling) star dayzz only bish!

 

[break these cuffs]

https://archive.is/90flY

Three days on a Mexican bus would make me wish I was dead.

 

[RandomGibberish]

Maybe Ralph is the billionaire he claims to be but he is suuuper humble and takes the bus and is conservative about his money so he lives in a Mexican tin shack so he can spend most of his money on his suuuuuuhhhhhhnnnn.

What the FUCK! is a Rozy? - Ralph probably

 

[30+GameOvers]

Uploading a video where you're strugling to even talk isn't going to help defend against those claims of cognitive decline, Ralph
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First 15 seconds and the pig is already sperging out about a literally who I never heard of
Yeah, I'm just going to skip the rest and assume you're felted, as usual, with a side order of being broke and scared as well

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Did Ralph lose his top dentures in Tijuana? Sure looks like it in the video the way he holds his mouth and pitches his head and camera angle.

Being unable to get replacement dentures seems on brand as a reason Ralph isn’t already back to e-begging.

 

[deeman]

Did Ralph lose his top dentures in Tijuana? Sure looks like it in the video the way he holds his mouth and pitches his head and camera angle.

Being unable to get replacement dentures seems on brand as a reason Ralph isn’t already back to e-begging.

"ACHSHUALLY! Denturesch isch mush better in Meckschiko!"

 

[Estate]

Three days on a Mexican bus would make me wish I was dead.

It is not dead that which can eternal pill pop.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

"when I'm at the top of my game noone can defeat me. I just have never ever been close to being at the top of my game and never will be."

 

[porkWellington]

The "by God I wish I was suffering from mental decline" quote might be a top contender for his most unintentionally dark. He says "by God I wish I was drunk" whenever he's shittered so we know it's his way of admitting it. Something just feels morbid about him using that same language with cognitive decline. Especially because whenever it was brought up previously he'd be more firm with refuting it and back then it did seem like a stretch.

More grimdark; cognitive decline might be one of his better endings. He's pushing 40 and either hasn't had a check-up in years (optimistic) or he has gone to the doctor, gets lectured, gets prescribed painkillers that are meant to ease the pain while he gets his shit together, then just never gets his shit together and uses the pain pills to cope. He's talked about how easy it is to get Xanax in Mexico, Ralph doesn't like to get pressed or take accountability, so Mexico let's him get his Xannys without the guilt. The cognitive decline and possibly forgetting the shitty things he's done to himself and others might help him sleep at night, however many more he has.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

How would we even notice any cognitive decline?

 

[Gator_Aids]

So I know that EVS is that guy that cries about Eric July and can't make comic books or something. Yellow Flash is some guy that complains about wokeness in comic books and Disney and shit, right? These are two comic book nerds that Ralph is begging for attention from at the end of the day because Ralph will always be a big dork. The closest he ever got was getting invited to Gator's anime club.

All of them are Quartering variants.