Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Crispy Snatcher]

We are on pace to get back to peak levels of life-hating and ban-happiness. This shit is just revving up bros.

 

[Blackstar]

After losing it all and now being $2k in debt:

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

After losing it all and now being $2k in debt:
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There aren't many people you can watch blow thousands of dollars on videogame cosmetics and very reasonably say to yourself "at least he's being a bit more responsible with his money."

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Trappy ain't happy. Probably because bossman keeps him up all night with his screaming

Bossman was up 100 large and didn't lift a finger to help his dawg. Not a biscuit. Not a pig ear. Nothing. Fucking rat.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

 

[IsaacShraeder]

After losing it all and now being $2k in debt:
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Into random.txt it goes

 

[Averagest Redditor]

lol Bossman just went on a banning spree in his Twitch chat
lets fucking go

 

[thebigdream]

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Rare archival footage of Stalin purging the officer corps (colourised)

 

[Averagest Redditor]

The nasty, greedy people at Shuffle keep collecting. They've stolen $55K in two days. It's wrong, bro.

 

[break these cuffs]

The nasty, greedy people at Shuffle keep collecting. They've stolen $55K in two days. It's wrong, bro.


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Boss really needs to do something about this. He's gotta make Shuffle understand that he knows what's going on and isn't gonna stand for it. Niggardly Noah can't keep getting away with this. That fucking rat sniffs out every drop of juice and just slurps it up. He's so greedy. It's so wrong.

 

[Punished Neco]

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The money is gone (besides the CS skins)

'This shit is rigged! Rigged as fuck bro!
I hate my life man, I hate my fucking life! *cries*
Rigged! Rigged! Fucking Riggers!
Pieces of shit man, fucking greedy bastards. Fucking greedy!
They just keep on taking, and taking and taking!
Take it all back bro, fucking greedy fuckers, man.
Fifty Five thousand dollars I've lost on this site in 2 fucking days!
These Originals are wrong bro! They're fucking wrong bro! They're fucking RIGGED bro!
I just keep losing and losing and losing! Collecting depo after depo man
I hate my life because of this fucking website bro *spins cursor over Shuffle logo*. I swear to God it's because of this website here'
'And they don't even want to sponsor me?! What's going on with these motherfuckers?'

The reason Shuffle doesn't want to sponsor him is a real mystery, a real head scratcher, something to get the noggin joggin'.
Are we actually at the point where these sites have finally realized that Bossman isn't a very good brand ambassador for their site when he calls it rigged 40 times a day?

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

I actually think he could keep trashing his sponsors and calling them rigged and do just fine. If the casinos have stopped sponsoring him it's for two reasons:

• Once he lost his good sponsorships and had to go to even shadier sites with even crappier games, he would routinely withdraw and go gamble on other sites. The casinos are banking on him giving all of his juice back to their casino, and he will give all his money to A casino, but not always YOUR casino
• He gambles more and more offstream and his big wins aren't being clipped. He gave stake some nice "oh my god I Just won fifty thousand dollars. Thank you stake!" soundbites back in the day, and in isolation those clips were great advertising. Some manchild in his parents house just won 6 figures! I want to win six figures! Why are there holes in his wall tho?

His little rants about the casinos being rigged aren't that harmful to potential customers, because people either didn't see them and only knew Austin from a 10 second clip posted to twitter of a huge win, or they were degens who were certain they could play better than Austin and already knew that the reason he kept losing is because he's an irredeemable addict.

 

[postfeetpls]

'This shit is rigged! Rigged as fuck bro!
I hate my life man, I hate my fucking life! *cries*
Rigged! Rigged! Fucking Riggers!
Pieces of shit man, fucking greedy bastards. Fucking greedy!
They just keep on taking, and taking and taking!
Take it all back bro, fucking greedy fuckers, man.
Fifty Five thousand dollars I've lost on this site in 2 fucking days!
These Originals are wrong bro! They're fucking wrong bro! They're fucking RIGGED bro!
I just keep losing and losing and losing! Collecting depo after depo man
I hate my life because of this fucking website bro *spins cursor over Shuffle logo*. I swear to God it's because of this website here'
'And they don't even want to sponsor me?! What's going on with these motherfuckers?'

The reason Shuffle doesn't want to sponsor him is a real mystery, a real head scratcher, something to get the noggin joggin'.
Are we actually at the point where these sites have finally realized that Bossman isn't a very good brand ambassador for their site when he calls it rigged 40 times a day?
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> 25 tiles
> 14 mines
> hits 5.4x
> doesn't cash out
> "DEWD LOOK WHAT HAPPENS EVERY TIME DEWD...IT DOESN'T EVEN FUCKING MAKE SENSE DEWD IT MAKES NO FUCKIN SENSE DEWD"

This never fails to cheer me up

 

[sharp lint]

I actually think he could keep trashing his sponsors and calling them rigged and do just fine. If the casinos have stopped sponsoring him it's for two reasons:

• Once he lost his good sponsorships and had to go to even shadier sites with even crappier games, he would routinely withdraw and go gamble on other sites. The casinos are banking on him giving all of his juice back to their casino, and he will give all his money to A casino, but not always YOUR casino
• He gambles more and more offstream and his big wins aren't being clipped. He gave stake some nice "oh my god I Just won fifty thousand dollars. Thank you stake!" soundbites back in the day, and in isolation those clips were great advertising. Some manchild in his parents house just won 6 figures! I want to win six figures! Why are there holes in his wall tho?

His little rants about the casinos being rigged aren't that harmful to potential customers, because people either didn't see them and only knew Austin from a 10 second clip posted to twitter of a huge win, or they were degens who were certain they could play better than Austin and already knew that the reason he kept losing is because he's an irredeemable addict.

Exactly those two reasons.

These casinos don't give a single shit what Austin says about them as long as he keeps up the free publicity. But since he's decided to gamba offline or on his discord, he's not doing the only thing he's good for. Streaming.

I also think he's a little too unstable, lately. Even these shady casinos to want to deal with that just might be too much. I would guess, even these casinos, know who Austin is now and that's in/out of the prison system (primed to go back to jail soon). Why even waste time on him, right now?

 

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

> 25 tiles
> 14 mines
> hits 5.4x
> doesn't cash out
> "DEWD LOOK WHAT HAPPENS EVERY TIME DEWD...IT DOESN'T EVEN FUCKING MAKE SENSE DEWD IT MAKES NO FUCKIN SENSE DEWD"

This never fails to cheer me up

IT ALWAYS LOSES ON THE LAST ONE DEWD

 

[Vibe_Guy]

There aren't many people you can watch blow thousands of dollars on videogame cosmetics and very reasonably say to yourself "at least he's being a bit more responsible with his money."

If he were to play it smart trading, continuing to drip feed with free drops, manage his money then maybe he can turn it around.... who am I kidding. You stopped reading at "play it smart" didn't you? Lil' ratoid.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Instead of getting mad at bossman and yelling at him to be quiet, ratdad and ratmom should stop being such tech illiterate Gen Xers and learn how crypto works so they can take advantage of his BIG WINS. They need to learn how to bumrush his room and have ratdad hold Austin down while ratmom transfers the cash to their own wallet. They already enable their son's gamba, they could at least pilfer his earnings and set him up with a new civvie and a controlled trust so that when they're gone he has a roof over his head. Less money for crack too. The BIG WINS are the one upside to bossman's condition, and I don't understand why they don't even attempt to capitalize on it, unless they're so boomered they don't understand it could be converted into actual money and think he's just winning and losing huge sums of fake made-up computer gibbty-gop coins.

 

[break these cuffs]

Instead of getting mad at bossman and yelling at him to be quiet, ratdad and ratmom should stop being such tech illiterate Gen Xers and learn how crypto works so they can take advantage of his BIG WINS. They need to learn how to bumrush his room and have ratdad hold Austin down while ratmom transfers the cash to their own wallet. They already enable their son's gamba, they could at least pilfer his earnings and set him up with a new civvie and a controlled trust so that when they're gone he has a roof over his head. Less money for crack too. The BIG WINS are the one upside to bossman's condition, and I don't understand why they don't even attempt to capitalize on it, unless they're so boomered they don't understand it could be converted into actual money and think he's just winning and losing huge sums of fake made-up computer gibbty-gop coins.

I've thought about them just jacking his wins before. I think they could work out all the issues with it besides one. Austin will just beat his juice out of them. He might not beat his desk anymore, but he's crossed the line into beating Ratdad. There is no doubt in my mind he would try to force them to transfer it back as he's cracked out and reeling from a loss.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

I've thought about them just jacking his wins before. I think they could work out all the issues with it besides one. Austin will just beat his juice out of them. He might not beat his desk anymore, but he's crossed the line into beating Ratdad. There is no doubt in my mind he would try to force them to transfer it back as he's cracked out and reeling from a loss.

So in order to solve the bossman issue, we gotta get bossdad ripped so Austin can't smack him around anymore.

I think we have a better chance of getting Bossman off crack first

 

[Salt Upon Wounds]

Austin will just beat his juice out of them.

They need to learn how to bumrush his room and have ratdad hold Austin down while ratmom transfers the cash to their own wallet. They already enable their son's gamba, they could at least pilfer his earnings and set him up with a new civvie and a controlled trust so that when they're gone he has a roof over his head.

for whatever reason, these anecdotes, the stories of ratdads passive income, the workshy culture in the home and my own autism got me wondering what BMJ family heraldry might look like. i think i got a good motto at least.

Spoiler

maybe "intelligentes opus non labore" is it? going for Work Smart, not Hard"