Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

[Luke’s Missing Hand]

I love that Kemono archives the comments
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May God strike me down if I ever get that down bad.

 

[WonderWino]

So far it's mostly just going over the stuff we have already. They did find one thing:
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I'm not sure how trustworthy this site is, so take it with a grain of salt. Curiously, the site has her listed as a contractor relations coordinator for Eastlink, the same company that gives her Internet access.

IP searches from the breaches:
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Sounds like her to me. I guess they confirmed the phone number.

Thats interesting. The high school info I mean. She's what? 41 or 42 now? She absolutely should not have attended high school from 2000 - 2005. Firstly, NS has middle school and high school starts at grade 9 there (her claiming 5 years at the same high school in NS doesn't make sense as that doesn't happen there) and second, given her age she should have started middle school in 1996 or 1997 at the latest and graduated from high school in either 2001 or 2002. So something isn't adding up there. She shouldn't have even been able to graduate in 2005 as you're not allowed to attend high school after you turn 20. So either she's lying about the specifics and went to one of those adult high schools after failing at least 2 and possibly 3 grades or that info isn't accurate at all. Also, interesting that she's listed as going to a school in kings county. Thats as rural and conservative as nova scotia gets outside of cape breton island. Something tells me she was one of those kids who grew up in a very conservative rural household and then rebelled and went full left wing to spite mommy and daddy and never grew out of it. It certainly would explain an awful lot about her and her behavior. She essentially went the august ames route except that she does homemade cuck porn instead of going full blown porn star and hasn't killed herself. Her whoring around in highschool and flunking a few grades because of it and then rebelling wouldn't surprise me a bit. Her current behavior didn't come out of nowhere after all

 

[Ludibrium]

Reddit account is back.

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[Guns of the Gaytriots]

She gets out her tits and spreads her roastie for stranger on the internet. I'm pretty sure that comes with the territory.

Yeah you're right, I worded my point poorly. Posting porn online is one thing, but it's another thing entirely to go out to (presumably) a public park and whip out your tits, (potentially) violating Criminal Code, RSC 1985, c C-46 s 174

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that info isn't accurate at all

I'm leaning towards this, however I don't think all of it is worthless.

It lists her as working at Eastlink. If we look at her Facebook page...

Her only like is Eastlink. She might just really like her ISP, but I'm leaning towards it was her employer and she liked their page to show where she works. I do think the claim on the site that she still works there is inaccurate, though.

 

[Ghostse]

her reddit account has been hacked by soyteens
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https://archive.md/cQfc4

EDIT: she's deleted her account
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"/r/Pizzacakecomics announced TND effective immediately"
Fucking rollin

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Dude there's no way she's this retarded...

Also some of her chat logs from Reddit got leaked by the hacker. I attached the files below.

@Mark Cunty I have located the guilty party.
Samuel Hydeberg is the guilty party who compromised your account. Please go to the police with this immediately he can't keep getting away with it.

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I got this DM from a brand new account with this message.

Ellen. I know this was you. This shit glows. This shit glows so fucking bright that terry can see the glow in heaven.

Are you really so fucking stupid that you thought i would think that this was genuine?

Hello fellow shitpoachers. Who wants to do a racism against some oppressed minorities? Stuff that will really make people say yikes when they see it. I also really want to get some bigotry going against people affected by gender identity disorder in the global south, who can help me with that?

 

[Not Funny]

I see Ellen isn't taking the stop asian hate movement seriously. Leave the floppa alone Ellen.

 

[WonderWino]

Yeah you're right, I worded my point poorly. Posting porn online is one thing, but it's another entirely to go out to (presumably) a public park and whip out your tits, (potentially) violating Criminal Code, RSC 1985, c C-46 s 174
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I'm leaning towards this, however I don't think all of it is worthless.
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It lists her as working at Eastlink. If we look at her Facebook page...
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Her only like is Eastlink. She might just really like her ISP, but I'm leaning towards it was her employer and she liked their page to show where she works. I do think the claim on the site that she still works there is inaccurate, though.

Its worth mentioning that the laws being cited there haven't been enforced in decades and the cops are legally prohibited from doing so. There was a lawsuit back in the 90s that long story short led to the supreme court saying women couldn't be arrested for walking around topless cause sexism or some shit to that effect. One that was cited multiple times by a nutty local woman when I was in high school who used to walk around in front of the high school topless whenever the school threatened to call the cops. The one time they actually did call the cops the staff were warned she could sue the school if they said another word about it

That said, legalities of it aside, there are plenty of people in nova scotia that would beat the shit out of her for walking around nude in public around any kids

 

[taxedbrass]

women couldn't be arrested for walking around topless cause sexism or some shit to that effect.

Wow I really can't underestimate how much Canada fucking sucks lmao

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

Its worth mentioning that the laws being cited there haven't been enforced in decades and the cops are legally prohibited from doing so. There was a lawsuit back in the 90s that long story short led to the supreme court saying women couldn't be arrested for walking around topless cause sexism or some shit to that effect. One that was cited multiple times by a nutty local woman when I was in high school who used to walk around in front of the high school topless whenever the school threatened to call the cops. The one time they actually did call the cops the staff were warned she could sue the school if they said another word about it

What is going on up there? WTF? Hell country.

I see Ellen isn't taking the stop asian hate movement seriously. Leave the floppa alone Ellen.

 

[judgement boy]

Ellen is such a liar, no one from KF is calling her or even replying to her on social media. That goes against the rules/culture of KF (Do not touch the cows).

Ellen, you do realize it only takes a few minutes each day to point and laugh at your dumb public posts, right? That's all Kiwi farmers are doing.

I think its the Sharty that might be calling her

 

[taxedbrass]

Lol. She was almost killed!

 

[judgement boy]

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Im looking forward to her next comic. Past 48 hours have been absolutely god-tier comedy and the subject is GOING to be her whining about this. She won't be able to help herself.

 

[Ares Snealsquid]

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That’s a fucking lie for sure

 

[AnOminous]

I think its the Sharty that might be calling her

They did. They were posting that they had, anyway.

That’s a fucking lie for sure

How the fuck did anyone try to kill this histrionic cunt? Megadeth pizza deliveries?

 

[thx1138]

Something tells me she was one of those kids who grew up in a very conservative rural household and then rebelled and went full left wing to spite mommy and daddy and never grew out of it. It certainly would explain an awful lot about her and her behavior

She has literally made comics about that very topic.

 

[Margo Martindale]

her reddit account has been hacked by soyteens
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https://archive.md/cQfc4

EDIT: she's deleted her account
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Fucking Kek, this should be featured
Soyteens are fucking based sometimes

 

[Ares Snealsquid]

KEMONO LINK https://kemono.su/patreon/user/59577203
she has a really big audience especially for her shitty porn
has the sharty gotten to her yet? I’m trying to datamine her

 

[taxedbrass]

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Dude there's no way she's this retarded...

She still thinks this is genuine apparently...

 

[Ares Snealsquid]

Fucking Kek, this should be featured
Soyteens are fucking based sometimes

Soyteens are based lots of times, specifically anything involving /raid/
The sharty is admittedly out of its prime doe

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

Her current address is on her business license. She is listed as Pizzacake Comics Inc. with the Registry of Joint Stock Companies, Nova Scotia.
https://rjsc.novascotia.ca/e-commerce/company/7175982

Her legal team is DMCA Force and you can see a record of her DMCA takedown requests on the Lumen Database.
https://lumendatabase.org/notices/search?sort_by=date_received+desc&principal_name=pizzacake+comics

DMCA Force website.
https://dmcaforce.com/

Spoiler: Large Pictures

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Edit bc I'm a newfag and messed up the formatting.

Confirmation:
First, her links show a PizzaCakeComics Inc.

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If we take a look on RJS Connect, this business leads to an address:


The address is 8 Raymoor Dr, Dartmouth, Nova Scotia, B2x 1G7, Canada. Here's what it looks like on Realtor Ca (a).



@Cheesy Beavy found a Facebook post (a) on her page, showing a before and after comparison of her house being painted (top is before, bottom is after).

Ellen then posts a picture of the front of her house on her publicly accessible Facebook page:

Ellen may have gone outside.
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@slungus22 found that the mural is likely located at 112 Tacoma Drive in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia. Note the lines on the wall and the rock pile behind the fence.



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This mural is also a seven minute walk from the address.

I think it's safe to say that Ellen lives at 8 Raymoor Dr, Dartmouth, Nova Scotia, B2x 1G7, Canada. She used her personal address on publicly available documents that are tied to her online presence. Nice find @suddentime.