Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

[WonderWino]

She still thinks this is genuine apparently...
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You can't silence your dissenters and you can't bully your problems away says the loon who just spent the last couple days attempting to do exactly those things to a guy who made a video calling out her behavior and who has been doing the same thing to anyone who criticizes her on reddit. Being married to this loon must be a fucking nightmare. You have to wonder what lunacy shes saying to her 'husband' and kids about this whole thing. No doubt being histrionic as fuck trying to make them all think they're being watched by the evil internet kiwis and such and delighting in playing the victim. No doubt she'll make a bunch of shitty comics about it and draw even more attention to herself and cause a bigger shitshow than she already has and then play victim for that as well, never realizing shes the one causing all the problems

How the fuck did anyone try to kill this histrionic cunt? Megadeth pizza deliveries?

Perhaps they sent her some local subway. If theres one thing I learned about nova scotia in my time there its do not, I repeat do not ever eat anything from subway there. I made that mistake 3 times and ended up in the hospital 3 times with severe food poisoning. On the other hand the local pizza can be surprisingly good. Highly recommend acropole pizza to anyone who finds themselves in the area. Its so popular they literally deliver by plane in the US and canada

 

[taxedbrass]

She's TRACING YOU, Farmers...

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

She's TRACING YOU, Farmers...View attachment 7340801

How DARE she even fucking IMPLY that I am a REDDITOR.

It all just traces back to that subreddit, huh? Her brain can't comprehend that different people from different groups all came to the conclusion separately from each other that Ellen is awful. That would mean that she would need to self reflect or something.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Grifter half her age - "Hey guys, check out this bitch who thinks she's the next Charlie Hebdo because she draws bland crap criticizing the easiest political targets ever, plus she does lewds despite having unremarkable looks and a family to look after. Don't harass her, just laugh at her."
Ellen - "REEEEEE he's trying to kill me because I talked shit of le bad orange man! EXPEL HIM FROM COLLEGE AND ARREST HIM!"
Redditors - *inarticulate seal claps and noises*
Sharty random - "Oh hey, her phonebook info was piss-easy to find, let's have some fun with it!"

Oh, if this makes the news somehow, we will have a doozy.

 

[judgement boy]

How DARE she even fucking IMPLY that I am a REDDITOR.

It all just traces back to that subreddit, huh? Her brain can't comprehend that different people from different groups all came to the conclusion separately from each other that Ellen is awful. That would mean that she would need to self reflect or something.

In the chat logs that Taxed Brass posted earlier, she blamed it on 4chan. She is incapable of comprehending the fact that these are all different people unaffiliated with each other

The moderator telling her to dig in her heels is the best part

 

[vanessa683525]

There is one positive thing I can say about her, she hasn't made an account using her main email on KF.

 

[judgement boy]

So now its Christians that are hacking her? Where did that come from, Captain Olimar?

 

[TaimuRadiu]

She's TRACING YOU, Farmers...View attachment 7340801

at this point I expect something to happen with her like what happened with the completely buck broken Patrick S Tomlinson

She's going to be constantly posting about the r/pizzacakesnark as sTalker children

 

[malachite]

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So now its Christians that are hacking her? Where did that come from, Captain Olimar?

Bro got a Rock Pikmin dropped on his head

 

[CoolFool]

Looks like she's pulling a Keffles. I can't wait for her to cry about needing donations so she can sue KF and relocate her family.

 

[taxedbrass]

Looks like she's pulling a Keffles. I can't wait for her to cry about needing donations so she can sue KF and relocate her family.

I mean tbh she probably will have to relocate. At a minimum her address will be blacklisted from every delivery place anywhere near her.

 

[Mister Fister]

How about Brampton

 

[Ares Snealsquid]

Grifter half her age - "Hey guys, check out this bitch who thinks she's the next Charlie Hebdo because she draws bland crap criticizing the easiest political targets ever, plus she does lewds despite having unremarkable looks and a family to look after. Don't harass her, just laugh at her."
Ellen - "REEEEEE he's trying to kill me because I talked shit of le bad orange man! EXPEL HIM FROM COLLEGE AND ARREST HIM!"
Redditors - *inarticulate seal claps and noises*
Sharty random - "Oh hey, her phonebook info was piss-easy to find, let's have some fun with it!"

Oh, if this makes the news somehow, we will have a doozy.

inarticulate what claps now?

 

[Sedan Hussein]

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THE MOTEL SHARTY THREATENED TO KILL ME!!!!!

 

[vanessa683525]

Looks like she's pulling a Keffles. I can't wait for her to cry about needing donations so she can sue KF and relocate her family.

Unlike Keffals she has basically unlimited money. 10 percent interaction rate on patreon. 200 likes on 11$ posts, 30 on 50$ posts. Remove 30 from 200 as higher tiers include lower. 33700$ per month. Of is 100 likes per post, 15$, that's another 15000$. 48700$ per month.

After platform cuts, and Canadian taxes it should still be over 25k per month. (all numbers in USD, ignores OF tips for some pornographers tips are the majority of on platform income)

 

[thx1138]

Innit a coincidence that she's claiming she almost died at the hands of online haters, when that's what John Flynt (the guy who goes around calling himself "Brianna Wu") also said, and that they look similar?

 

[Neil]

her apparent email & password
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>uses her husband's name as her password
Holy shit that is some embarrassingly sloppy opsec, literal sub-boomer levels of shitty opsec. Married Couples 101 is that you should NEVER use your partner's (or your kids, or your family's) name in anything you don't want easily guessed.

 

[WonderWino]

Unlike Keffals she has basically unlimited money. 10 percent interaction rate on patreon. 200 likes on 11$ posts, 30 on 50$ posts. Remove 30 from 200 as higher tiers include lower. 33700$ per month. Of is 100 likes per post, 15$, that's another 15000$. 48700$ per month.

After platform cuts, and Canadian taxes it should still be over 25k per month. (all numbers in USD, ignores OF tips for some pornographers tips are the majority of on platform income)

If she was making anywhere near that kind of money she wouldn't be living in the dump of a house she has, let alone in dartmouth of all places. With her shitty leftist attitude she'd be living in toronto, victoria or vancouver

Most OF whores make next to nothing, and thats including much younger much hotter thots than her

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

She's promoting her porn again.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

she's STILL falling for it!
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Is he one of the sharties? Is he just giving her false suspect info?