Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Do we think she's doing some kind of weird fake accent? The way she says the word targets almost sounds like she's Australian or maybe from the Caribbean...but the rest of what she says makes her sound American. Very bizarre.
Yeah that is some weird ass affectation she has.....but honestly each lil niggy-nugget of idiocy on her part makes the shit she is inflicting upon Pig Man that much more hilarious.

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Fuck my ass I am running out of :story:
 
Patrick really is magnanimous to have been pretending to be a raging pig man on the internet for years, and then going to OnA and here on sockpuppet accounts to post screenshots of his own foolishness, just so that we can share in some laughs together. And the whole time he was harassing black businesses via email contact forms. Thanks Patrick, keep up the great work buddy!
 
Patrick getting exactly the treatment he believes everyone to the right of him politically should get is so sweet and amusing.
"I never thought black people would grift ME" sobs man who voted for the Black People Grifting White People Party

His main problem is that all they need is for him to bend the knee and act deferential and apologetic, but his ego just won't let him do it. This exact thing happened last year on a smaller scale, and he again refused to bend the knee. His mindset is probably "Why should I apologize for people fucking with me?" And he's right, it's just that he picked the team where he's at the bottom of the social hierarchy.

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The only good news is that after patrick admits he only sees people of color as pepperoni, he can unlock the anti-racism package and discuss how to move forward.

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I was trying to find it again and I'm glad porsalin re-uploaded this. Makes me laugh so hard. Anyone new to PT should watch it.

Porsalin is a lazy nigger who lied by claiming he lost the Rick documentary in a computer crash when he could no longer get away with "I'M WORKIN ON IT!!! >:(" That being said, his docs were kino.
 
Porsalin is a lazy nigger who lied by claiming he lost the Rick documentary in a computer crash when he could no longer get away with "I'M WORKIN ON IT!!! >:(" That being said, his docs were kino.
I was wondering what happened. Oh well this one video brings me to tears laughing so it's good enough
 
Update on Patty Melt! The Queen speaks. Please view and like the video to show your support.

You know what, I think I actually understand why she came to this specific conclusion: to the average normie, Patrick's actions do NOT make sense. Here is a man who, when faced with trolls relentlessly hassling him, refuses to change his number, change his address, change his online handle, or even do as much as go offline for a time or simply stop replying to these trolls. These are actions that the average normie would eventually take, but Pat just keeps replying, keeps egging them on. It's textbook irrational behavior.
So, the only reasonable conclusion this Nubian KWEEN could come to is that he is feeding the trolls on purpose; he's in kahoots with them. To believe otherwise would mean she'd have to accept that Patrick is genuinely fucking insane on a level she can't even comprehend. She's basically the hapless scholar in a Lovecraft story, struggling to make sense of some eldritch truth.
 
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