Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Vibe_Guy]

So in order to solve the bossman issue, we gotta get bossdad ripped so Austin can't smack him around anymore.

We sending bossdad the best in muscle making technology so he can more effectively secure BMJ Ws:


Tbh watching bossdad build up to save his son from himself would be very inspirational content, We'd lift in solidarity.

 

[baws man jack]

After getting 1k back from rat mom out of the 8.8k he sent them he runs it the fuck up.

He just can't be stopped

 

[draggs]

After getting 1k back from rat mom out of the 8.8k he sent them he runs it the fuck up.
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watching the rat flip the switch back so bossman can fuckn WIN gives me hope for the world. until the next flip. time is a rat circle

 

[AgarthaCrack]

SO WRONG DEWD

 

[Poonocchio]

'This shit is rigged! Rigged as fuck bro!
I hate my life man, I hate my fucking life! *cries*
Rigged! Rigged! Fucking Riggers!
Pieces of shit man, fucking greedy bastards. Fucking greedy!
They just keep on taking, and taking and taking!
Take it all back bro, fucking greedy fuckers, man.
Fifty Five thousand dollars I've lost on this site in 2 fucking days!
These Originals are wrong bro! They're fucking wrong bro! They're fucking RIGGED bro!
I just keep losing and losing and losing! Collecting depo after depo man
I hate my life because of this fucking website bro *spins cursor over Shuffle logo*. I swear to God it's because of this website here'
'And they don't even want to sponsor me?! What's going on with these motherfuckers?'

The reason Shuffle doesn't want to sponsor him is a real mystery, a real head scratcher, something to get the noggin joggin'.
Are we actually at the point where these sites have finally realized that Bossman isn't a very good brand ambassador for their site when he calls it rigged 40 times a day?
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He's blue balling us with these glimmers of anger, violence bros. When the headphones came off I was sure we would get a Tongue of Rage but felted again.

 

[Salt Upon Wounds]

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unpopular opinion: i think this diggers numb
blue balled me thinking he'd collateral damage some discord faggots post felty

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It begins






#cartalk



#opsec

 

[Gooby]

Instead of getting mad at bossman and yelling at him to be quiet, ratdad and ratmom should stop being such tech illiterate Gen Xers and learn how crypto works so they can take advantage of his BIG WINS. They need to learn how to bumrush his room and have ratdad hold Austin down while ratmom transfers the cash to their own wallet. They already enable their son's gamba, they could at least pilfer his earnings and set him up with a new civvie and a controlled trust so that when they're gone he has a roof over his head. Less money for crack too. The BIG WINS are the one upside to bossman's condition, and I don't understand why they don't even attempt to capitalize on it, unless they're so boomered they don't understand it could be converted into actual money and think he's just winning and losing huge sums of fake made-up computer gibbty-gop coins.

He just recently sent them "over 10K", they know it's possible to get actual valuable amounts of money out of it even if they hear 100K and think it's not truly that large.

 

[Salt Upon Wounds]

He just recently sent them "over 10K", they know it's possible to get actual valuable amounts of money out of it even if they hear 100K and think it's not truly that large.

it's just more work for them when he inevitably bugs the piss out of them at 2:30am waking them up with some silly deal or plan to "borrow it back" from them. its less steps for everyone involved if they let him lose it before it gets to them. im sure sometimes he's got to look so happy and encouraged that they let him try, just for shits

if you think any dime he's ever given them has ever even gotten close to paying rent or reducing any of the deficit of his living or legal cost then you're more optimistic than me

speaking of which here's some financial advice

 

[MadStan]

He just recently sent them "over 10K", they know it's possible to get actual valuable amounts of money out of it even if they hear 100K and think it's not truly that large.

It just doesn't matter. The Casino keeps track of what goes in and what goes out by the user. If he "squirrels away" some money and doesn't return it to the Casino, it only makes his future odds of losing greater. He won't break the system by thinking he can get some juice get lucky, squirrel some away and the entire thing resets for the next time he gambles.

If BMJ was some freak of nature and could actually squirrel away something with the big wins and get ahead with he Casino, he would be breaking the business model and laws of physics.

It is a nice thought, though.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

The answer to all the Peterson family's problems is so obvious, I'm frankly ashamed none of them ever thought of it: Ratdad and bossmom need to open an online casino.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

The answer to all the Peterson family's problems is so obvious, I'm frankly ashamed none of them ever thought of it: Ratdad and bossmom need to open an online casino.

MOM YOU STUPID BITCH, YOU RIGGER. YOU FLIPPED THE SWITCH ON ME MOM. YOU FLIPPED IT ON ME. YOU SAW I WAS UP AND YOU FLIPPED IT MOM YOU BITCH.

and this is before any talk of a casino.

 

[rify]

Ratdad intruding on the bossman's money making space is BULLSHIT!! Bro he's STREAMING. Stop being fucking WEIRD and text him dude. He just gave you $10k. Fucking buzzkill dewd.

 

[AgarthaCrack]

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

Bossman has had an offline win

he said he is "really tired but really awake right now" after that win, make of that what you will..
he just showed on screen that he hit a phatty
from 128 dollar bet with 14 mines
4.7k win

edit:
he has 6k, get in here, hes very jittery and you know what that means

he will not stop sniffling and it is all gone!

 

[baws man jack]

sniff

 

[drachenbarde]

Bro is gonna piss so hot...

Also, funny how both of the places Austin pointed to for the next place to click in order to win $14k were actually gems. The riggers at Shuffle sure know how to fuck with you.

 

[postfeetpls]

sniff
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> not even gonna look at chat I don't care what you brokies are saying
> ....
> OMG DEWD I JUST LOST EVERYTHIG MAN

 

[The Stranger]

I should just fucka dude

 

[Poonocchio]

sniff
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Man's just got a cold, rat and here you are picking up on it like a weirdo and tryna make him feel some kinda way, drop a 5 pack and stop your mom calling him up all the time.

 

[Punished Neco]

I fed some Bossmanjack lore into ChatGPT and gave it some screenshots of slots, then told it to reimagine them in the style of Bossmanjack. This is what I got

Ask ChatGPT to imagine what Bossman looks like... comes out looking like Andy Ditch/Poopsquatch

Well Bossman does keep saying how he'd 'shit my pants bro'