Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Third World Aristocrat]

$354.16 will buy roughly 5 cannisters of galaxy gas or 7 nude pictures of kayla

Just to clarify, based on the design of the code I wrote and the way Super Tips work on stream (a user can pay $5 once and include up to 5 different messages, each with a different AI voice). Given this setup, Rekieta earned at least enough during that stream to cover the cost of 7 pictures of Kayla.

Edit: Considering that it was a 7-hour stream, that’s roughly 1 Kayla Nude Unit per hour.

 

[Melty Butter]

It is fun that Nick missed one of the most interesting days of the Karen Read trial. I bet he is hitting himself for doing that.

He really did (miss it).

I know most of this thread isn't following the Read trial, but I've been travelling for 5 hours and took the opportunity to listen to EDB. Goddamn, the girl knows her streaming craft. She was hilarious.

Her commentary over the most belligerent Irish-Boston (former Marine) cop in the WORST, LAZIEST/PROBABLY CORRUPT investigation known to MA, who was compelled to read out ALL the salacious texts between Karen Read and a ATF Fed - AND friend of the victim - was priceless.

2020 Nick would have killed it. Today? He doesn't have the brain capacity to digest it.

Funny, the 46K live viewers (largely female) of EDB get all of it.

 

[SaltyFanta]

It is fun that Nick missed one of the most interesting days of the Karen Read trial. I bet he is hitting himself for doing that.

He's probably too occupied with hitting the galaxy gas to consider concepts such as missing out.

The dude is speed-running destroying his brain, I'm suspecting next he's just gonna go Dahmer style on himself with a drill, instead of slow burning his cognitive decline with whippets and punching himself.

 

[Melty Butter]

Just to clarify, based on the design of the code I wrote and the way Super Tips work on stream (a user can pay $5 once and include up to 5 different messages, each with a different AI voice). Given this setup, Rekieta earned at least enough during that stream to cover the cost of 7 pictures of Kayla.

Edit: Considering that it was a 7-hour stream, that’s roughly 1 Kayla Nude Unit per hour.

Wait, I've never touched Supertips for obvious reasons, but that means my deduction of $4,000 the other day for INDIVIDUAL Superchats around $5-8/ea is actually divided by 5, so $800?

This makes perfect sense. The Supertips come in waves with the same "voice".

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Considering that it was a 7-hour stream, that’s roughly 1 Kayla Nude Unit per hour.

Fapcop can only dream of receiving 1 real KNU per hour

 

[Vibralldo]

It's insane that Nick goes to Vegas with alcoholic pedophiles while on probation and his thread slows down

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Wait, I've never touched Supertips for obvious reasons, but that means my deduction of $4,000 the other day for INDIVIDUAL Superchats around $5-8/ea is actually divided by 5, so $800?

This makes perfect sense. The Supertips come in waves with the same "voice".

I didn’t spend much time testing their website, but you can definitely input more than one message with different AI voices for $5. It seems that, depending on the number of characters you use and the number of different messages you input, the cost forces to exceed the base $5. I had originally assumed it was limited to 5 messages for $5 because that’s what their poorly designed UI suggested.

 

[ascension failure]

I've put together a compilation of every time Nick went off cam during his May 5th whippet stream.

Few notes:

• Nick's nitrous is on the ground to his left. You can see him reach for it before he turns his camera off 3-4 separate times. Also he won't stop looking at it.
• A good portion of his "parenting" interruptions are fake as fuck. His acting is probably one of the funniest parts of the whole thing.
• While I believe most of his parenting breaks are fake some of them appear to be real. Which means he's still getting high around his kids.
• Much of his killer legal commentary amounts to just grunting out single words.

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I used @Seafarer's Nickjak in the intro so shoutout to them.

What's the point of this? I mean it's informative, but what are the odds that a law tuber could face serious legal repercussions from using drugs and being intoxicated on stream? What police officer is going to look at that and say Nick's house needs to be raided? And in Kandiyohi County of all places? The judge would never sign a search warrant based on this sort of evidence! It could just never happen!

 

[blackface enthusiast]

This Vegas arc has me thinking of that Trump quote a lot. Paraphrasing but it was something like "I could walk out into Time Square and shoot someone and everyone would still love me," something he jokingly said once about his popularity. It feels like Rekieta could walk into the courthouse, barge into an ongoing proceeding, smoke crack in the middle of the courtroom and these retards STILL wouldn't throw his ass in prison.

 

[Encouraged Spaces]

It's insane that Nick goes to Vegas with alcoholic pedophiles while on probation and his thread slows down

He's always finding new ways to disappoint. He can't do anything right.

 

[fggt_mcdckface]

$354.16 will buy roughly 5 cannisters of galaxy gas or 7 nude pictures of kayla

7 nude photos of Kayla WITH change.

 

[Stiffy]

Nick won't be able to provide any milk until tomorrow, unless something happens during This Little Piggy show tonight, or someone snakes him on camera in the hotel etc.

 

[NoNe7]

Hello Josh

Your evolving take on Nick Rakieta is informed however I noticed in it a spec of misunderstanding. My correction is minor but might be interesting to you.

Nick simply embodies the "spirit of the antichrist".

Let me explain.

He does not lie. To you and me he does but in his mind the word "truth" means simply a label people put on a piece of information that can be changed. Makes sense considering he professionally practices the art of a religious group that perfected it over THOUSANDS of years. Yes I'm talking about law. Those people spent centuries arguing semantics about a book of GOD'S LAWS coming up with esoteric bullshit that amounts to holy commandment tax evasion. If the INDISPUTABLE WORD OF GOD can be bent why not the law of man?

To be a jew one does not need to be ethnically jewish as ethnocentrism is not founded on anything. there might not even be such a thing. Not even his nose or his polish last name qualifies him. Its his complete rejection of CHRIST for the sake of hedonism long long time ago like the Pharisees and people who followed in their footsteps to this day.

Nick did not turn suddenly nor did he degrade. By the time he started "falling off" he was a lawyer with a family and a life most people out there DREAM of. Even when he called himself "christian" it came off wrong as if he knew it was untrue deep down. The seed was planted and a good life was not enough, in fact I can tell you no amount of blessings will EVER be enough. Because inside of him there is a RELIGION shaped void that simply can't be filled with earthly pleasures.

This is what he chose. This is what he actively chooses. To turn back his life would mean to confront more than his mistakes but the IRREVERSIBLE damage he caused to HIS AND OTHERS FAMILIES. This revelation will continue crushing him untill he adopts the ways of the GUNT or he will get crushed under it's weight.

Sincerely Your Top Guy

 

[Edward Teach]

What's the point of this? I mean it's informative, but what are the odds that a law tuber could face serious legal repercussions from using drugs and being intoxicated on stream? What police officer is going to look at that and say Nick's house needs to be raided? And in Kandiyohi County of all places? The judge would never sign a search warrant based on this sort of evidence! It could just never happen!

I get you are new here.....but are you not aware that he is not allowed any alcohol or drugs while he is on probation.....and the PO does not need a warrant to go in to his house during this time?


ETA: grammer

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

He's always finding new ways to disappoint. He can't do anything right.

Except give his kid cocaine.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

This Vegas arc has me thinking of that Trump quote a lot. Paraphrasing but it was something like "I could walk out into Time Square and shoot someone and everyone would still love me," something he jokingly said once about his popularity. It feels like Rekieta could walk into the courthouse, barge into an ongoing proceeding, smoke crack in the middle of the courtroom and these retards STILL wouldn't throw his ass in prison.

In which case, IT'S SNOWBOARDING TIME!

 

[Kheapathic]

I was considering infiltrating this gay prison shower convention; but not knowing any of the "talent" and their other rules, wasn't up for burning money, and all I would really be on the lookout for is an April sighting.

Also, driving up to Vegas on Friday is Hell on Earth.

And when youre not inebriated and go out to take a look during the day you see how unglamorous and depressing it really is without the shiny lights and stripper cards littering the streets. I can see why it attracts a certain type of individual.

Haven't walked any part of the strip in over a decade so not sure if this still happens; but I remember when every corner had barkers handing out call girl cards to anyone who walked by. If you're not looking to lose money or party, it is Hell.

 

[KriegsZensur]

[…] Rakieta […]

True fan

 

[blackface enthusiast]

True fan

Nick Rapekieta

 

[woodedbag]

7 nude photos of Kayla WITH change.

I apologize for the oversight, that's nearly 3 full cans of Spaghettio's.