Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 23.5%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.5%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 31.0%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 31 11.6%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 87 32.5%
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Just saying, Skelly, it'd be easy to hide your red nose and gaunt appearance if you set the camera to black and white, à la Killstream style. Balldojak.webp
 
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Sneed Force One said:
Melton already self-cucking himself out of the Balldo grift. No pay per view for the streams.
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This is not the official website. The official ends on .com
This is someone stream-sniping him because they were fucked over by Melton last year.

A rumble link is up, but Rumble is down for me, cannot reach the site at all. lol
 
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AncientPhosphur said:
Vegas is fitting for Nick because this was the perception I had of Vegas as a place you go to gamble and need to be dressed up. And then you go there and it’s all old people sitting at tables and slot machines endlessly draining their savings and SS checks in a trance. And when youre not inebriated and go out to take a look during the day you see how unglamorous and depressing it really is without the shiny lights and stripper cards littering the streets. I can see why it attracts a certain type of individual.
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This applies to casinos in general. The last time I set foot in one, I felt like I was surrounded by something I could only describe as a malevolent force. Seeing so many people with soulless, glazed-over expressions is quite depressing.
 
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I've put together a compilation of every time Nick went off cam during his May 5th whippet stream.

Few notes:
  • Nick's nitrous is on the ground to his left. You can see him reach for it before he turns his camera off 3-4 separate times. Also he won't stop looking at it.
  • A good portion of his "parenting" interruptions are fake as fuck. His acting is probably one of the funniest parts of the whole thing.
  • While I believe most of his parenting breaks are fake some of them appear to be real. Which means he's still getting high around his kids.
  • Much of his killer legal commentary amounts to just grunting out single words.


I used @Seafarer's Nickjak in the intro so shoutout to them.
 
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Fat Gay Riker said:
I am realizing far too late that Nick is gone for Mother's Day weekend. Way to be a great husband, Balldo.
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Supposedly Nicky "Both-Ends" Rickets will be back in time to celebrate Mother's Day. A whirlwind appearance at pedoMania Thursday/Friday and back to Minnesota under the stomping boot of the state and family obligations.

Went back to check and found these posts:
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On his Melton call-in he said he's already "politely pushing the court and Kayla" to give him an extra day, either Wednesday or Saturday. If he gets it, he will set up a fan meeting. This Vegas adventure has potential.
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Melty Butter said:
6. Nick is still planning on attending Hackamania with the Dabbleverse degens in Vegas in May. He has asked the court to attend on the Thursday and Friday before Mother's Day weekend (his daughters also have a recital on Saturday - he's mentioned that). He may be trying to extend that visit to the Saturday and says that he can be drug tested in Vegas if necessary.
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Hackamania, where the hump on the host's back is bigger than all female boobs in the room combined.
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Where the tits on the men are more numerous and plentiful than any women at the event.

Every picture is some 50 something fatso so far.

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"Watch me leverage my single house into no house at this blackjack table!" :really:
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A chance to upshow Bossman on gambling.

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I've put together a compilation of every time Nick went off cam during his May 5th whippet stream.
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Documentation perfected.
 
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I was curious, so with the help of ChatGPT, I wrote a script to log all the Super Tips from his latest stream (Karen Read Trial - Day 11 - The Best Investigation Ever). Here are the results:

Total Amount Donated: $354.16
Total Unique Super Tippers (excluding 'Anonymous'): 32
Total from Anonymous Donors: $70.00
Top 3 Super Tippers:
- Actual Tech: $33.00
- Sean Mcdonald: $21.16
- Gatesofabove: $20.00
Average Donation Size: $5.81

I wouldn’t exactly trust this 100%, since I don’t really know how to code. I just understand logic and did a lot of troubleshooting with ChatGPT. For several reasons, it’s likely that this amount could be underestimated. The script uses EasyOCR to read the frames, so it’s unlikely to produce perfect matches every time.

video_timestampusernameamountmessageurl
0:11:04Voyager82945Mr: Rackets hear by find you guilty of being late and very unbreaded:
0:11:38Mason Mcconkey5roses are red! violets are bluel. after kurt strokes his pizza casserole, it will spray brother butter goolll!!! love you my nick Kiss Kiss ugh.
0:32:16Sean Mcdonald16.16Your honor im calling for sanctions on the late and gehy lawyer: So i went to a portable AC unit and i thought ten thousand BTU would be better than five thousand for 1 room: 1 got off work this morning and my Bedroom felt like a walk in cooler: buy Its to cold in here for an alleged black man. Also curt might need some cartography work near a wall done soon. also he has a mico penis
0:38:56Anonymous51 Megan Fox, consensually read these voice messages for my friend, Nick. | really love square bullet points BBB is my favorite lolyer and doesn't deserve sanctions for refusing to show up to court
0:39:18Hoopey Star5your honor; let the record show that even though rackets is late ang gay; he is still the cheapest date around: at least i dont have to pay $300 every time he is latel talk about a racketl
0:39:40Niels Mulvad (Thorrium)5Who is this pervert, and why do back into him with my car? Shut up bitch, lets hear more about Kurts micro penis:
0:44:54New Age Rejects5Can't wait to sit through all this nonsense for 6 hours straightl! By the way, Rekieta still gay as fuckl
1:15:16Anonymous5After all your legal troubles have 2 questions. 1, do you love black people? And 2, you weren't addicted to cocaine and drugs were you? love me some ninjas. But no: What really happened was | hooked back on Everquest again: ! was having way to much fun playing as a woman high elf shaking my ass at simps for free stuff: got
1:16:26Glenn5Jurors, ve seen evidence in this trial: KR could of said | killed him 3 times: dont care: Coroner & ARCCA both say a vehicle impact did NOT cause JOK injuries: If she didn't hit, you must you' ! aquit!
1:35:44Michael Zanchettin (Molgera85)5Nicka, did you get my DM on Twitter about that Legal Eagle video? Also, Caldera Kurt is a galaxy Hey
1:38:38Anonymous5Check your cables: Make sure Kurt isn't down there slobbering on them thinking are black licorice they
1:38:56Gatesofabove5listen here nick, |'Il give you some advice based on my life experiences, when life brings you down, or tries to kill you: bring a shotgun
1:46:54Anonymous5The evidence will show that while Kurt did not__ Ah, who am | kidding? That sweaty meatball would make a pizza casserole with his own brother butter if he could reach his micro penis:
1:50:26Gatesofabove5india and Pakistan going to war? God have mercy on Us. all that shit on the ground will be lifted into the air: that has to be biological warfare:
1:54:34Jules5Your throat muscles would have been to work if you had stayed in jail put
1:56:08307 Fishing10did coke for the first time last week: see you did it now: Not going to lie it was awesome why
2:19:40Anonymous5The zoom meeting said unmuted: Hurry up and say something about Kurt's micropeen so can it on record: they put
2:19:52Michael Zanchettin (Molgera85)5This bitch looks like a retarded Sikh: Not even Caldera Kurt would offer her pizza casserolel
2:20:12Glenn5If John was bit you must aquit, and Kurt has a micro penis. Lose some weight you chubby wubby: Then maybe you could attract a cat cause that's the ONLY pussy you can get: Tm not suggesting you fuck a cat you heffalump. Im trying to divert your attention away from minors you butterball land whale tub of lard. MICRO PENIS!
2:43:56Anonymous15Alessi is going to ask her if she grew a micro penis from taking Kurt's anti-Ozempic medication. Also, she ate the 2 27am search:
2:44:10Nick Campbell5On the crazy-hot scale, this 'expert' is at AOC eyes and Gorlock the destroyer: DAMNI Oh shit Kurtl, we found the dough for your pizza casserole:
2:44:32Jim Tells You10Why would a Fat Amish Lady know anything about Technology-The only Technology she knows about is the Stove or the Washboard she uses down by the river when she beats her Granny Panties with a Rock m Declaring another win for the Toe; Ate some Month old Pizza Casserole that Kurt sent me and | slipped into a Fever Dream where was the CoHost of a Legal Show with Good Lawgic called ToeTolled
2:45:14Michael Zanchettin (Molgera85)5The evidence will show that this 80 ton battleship absolutely keeps food under her rolls of fat and insulin shots in her stupid fucking hat!
2:46:20Ackshun Jackshun5The witness miss potato head splaining IOT and micro penis P D F is gonna make me use Nick's forty five to air out my cranium: And Kurt is a fat ass lonely loser with butt hurt ass cream applied.
2:46:50Winton Dupree5Kurt would roll that fat bitch up in medal flour and to insert his micro penis in the wet spot_ unsuccessfully! gold try
2:47:06Nick Campbell5Your honor; Im an expert in quantum physics because I ve watched Back to the Future more than 100 times. 2,27am is 6,04 AM: are exactly the same time: They Objection: The human vanilla pudding is retarded.
2:47:34Bond5Nickl Roses are red, violets silk, Big Kurt's micro penis him down, Eyein' BIG bitch with a doo-rag on the stand who looks like Milk! Kurtl, heart stay large and weight heavyl eati Guy got got Hey Keep
2:48:14Teacher MRShortBus5when did Kurt start dressin in Drag??? Da phuq going on here?? Yo,
2:48:26Bond5Nickl Roses are red, violets silk,Big Kurt's micro penis him down, Eyein' BIG bitch with a doo-rag on the stand who looks like Milk! Guy got got Kurtl, heart large and weight heavyl eating your pizza casserole and spaghettil You hit it right with home girl and make Her spew out confettil Guy Hey Keep stay kity
2:49:24Cat Man5Dammmmn Nick, did you really sit naked in a hot tub with that whale Kurt? Did he have major shrinkage to a super duper micro penis? Yo Nick, keeping it REAL.
2:49:42Sean Mcdonald5Your Honor: The states witnesses Run the gambit form Red Skull to Uh Um and now this whale: The defense is going to need a whaling ship for cross:
2:56:48C-130 Guru5Kiwi fucks educate yourselves, Rackets fell on his sword, taking responsibility; hired a great lawyer; and followed the judicial process. Pizza casserole, micro penis, patent liar is a ree ree Hey
2:57:12Gatesofabove5Jesus christl we've seen the 3 stages of evolution here, this fat turban bitch then we the micro penis ass cream Kurt; get and then the final form, the no head turning; neck swallowing, chair destroyer sean who barely fits inside of a car
2:59:460g Anonymous5EAT MY ASS, MY WHOLE ASS, MY BLACK ASS, MY ACTUAL CRIMINAL ASS, MY, MORE PRACTICED LAWYER ASS, MY SKINNY ASS. EAT IT UP ASS CREAM BOY!
3:24:56Actual Tech3Tell me / don't know without saying | don't know: Guy
3:25:02Actual Tech10It is misleading to mix tab close with tab delete: You evaluate the profile of user activity: Do typically delete tabs, or just when taking a nefarious action like cheating or a coverup? Guy they
3:25:46Anonymous5Roses are red violates are blue: When Kurt eats he dosent even chew: He has a micro PENIS this fack it true. When he Chokes out women sometimes turn blue: they Yes, companies can be sued for violating their Terms of Service (TOS) agreements. A TOS is a legally binding contract between a company and its users: Alex Jones, Dereck Chauvin, George Floyd, really any black person, Donald Trump, Katt Williams, Elon Musk, any Cuban man, etc. voice ideas:._ also Kurt has a micro penis:
3:29:52Gatesofabove5objection your honor! this is a court room, are we listening to this fat bitches breakfast order? this is a murder trial you dumb bitch why
3:30:30Anonymous5A nice one for you Nick, it's great seeing you back: I wanted to drop a note saying it'$ great 're able to laugh at yourself and show humility while getting back to the damn thing: Congrats, man! you'[
3:31:42Jules5Im surprised your drinking a Dr: Pepper thought you would prefer Coke
3:31:58Anonymous5Via Rocket Lawyer; Yes, companies can be sued for violating their Terms of Service (TOS) agreements. A TOS is a legally binding contract between a company and its users.
3:34:26C-130 Guru5Judge Glanville was my mentor: So ready to be held in contempt and 2 weeks sleeping in county for defending your client: We are at recess | need to refill my vodka: | miss Glannys brother butter get
3:35:44Actual Tech10You profile the behaviour like a baseline in lie detector: You indicate when things are out of the norm: Interesting credential plug mixed in maybe she knows she"Il be looking for a job after this Guy
3:36:48Anonymous5Lil bitch Kurt with his micro peen, Casts out a net for girls under 18, Come all you girls and see my fat roll, And into your mouths goes a casserole
3:37:24Ronvier5Yo Nick, what's know coke's off the menu; but why's my vibe so low? Pump me up, let's this party poppin"! good? get
3:40:24Lady Tami5am dismissing this case with prejudice: Everyone go home and evaluate your moral certainty:
3:41:16Stegus5Look my voice totally isn't on supertips anymore: This is clearly really me, the giant hypocrite Potentially Criminal Sean, and not an Al voice: Not excuse me while go back to eating pizza casserole
3:41:40Anonymous5What happens if you violate a website's terms of service? you are essentially breaching a contract: you are essentially breaching a contract: This gives the website owner legal grounds to take action If I am not a parody should sue myself for failing at entertaining: OK, instead of micro peen__ maybe Chubby Cheekers? C'mon baby; lets do the twist: Nick did Mrs Rackets like Aaron better than the black train she had in Jamaica? Love you BETA Lale The evidence will SHOW that !, Ronnie 0'Neal endorse this product for making fun of pathetic losers who replaced their sense of humor with brother butter and unflattering camera angles:
3:45:50Liberty and Freedom Mindset5KURT! Have you ever ever ever if your bald headed life, had a bald headed bitch for your bald headed wife?
3:50:30Paul Hayward5Everyone needs to accept the truth that all the ladies yearn for Kurt's pizza casserole and micro penis
3:55:04Actual Tech10Better analogy would be a cash register: Customer gives up money (close/delete) and the money removed much later; or may be reused: Celebrite is based on attacking vulnerabilities in the phone: Guy
3:55:22Lordofthereee5Hickory dickory dock, seans head is as small as Kurts cock: With overworked lungs, both like em young: And to the buffet flock: they they
4:18:42Dex5Is it me or does she look like she trynna audition to be the leader of Kurts Micro Peen hunger force
6:11:18amrcombs5Your honor; the record will show these sirens are only when the defense is asking questions. This is sus as fuckl
6:18:34benjamin duston5This bitch is the centre of her universe. Main character of everyone's life that she comes in contact with: We are blessed to be able to hear her wisdom_
6:18:54Anonymous5Since the break, it looks like she has getting signals from the prosecution to slow the pace and to smile to make her likable: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT: UP SHUT Yo GOD DAM MOUTH BITCH: IS YOU TRYING TO TO DRIVE ME NIGRA CRAZY WIF DIS HONKY ASS COMPUTER SHIT? AINT YOU COURT TV CRACKAS GOT NOTHIN BETTA TO DO WIF YO DAY?
6:48:24amrcombs5Your honor; Joe should take note of what the consequences are of 'letting the wife drive:
7:02:50Tech5Google changed their advertising: If Mass did not get legal hold; this would be against best practice, especially if it is esculpatory: Guy
7:03:06Tech10Google has the information by IP address, especially if legal hold: In theory anonymize it over time: Incognito is only for privacy between users of the same system. Google false advertised: Guy they
7:05:48amrcombs5Your honor; Joe should take note of what the consequences are of 'letting the wife drive:
7:10:16Geronimo Kennels5Your honor the evidence will show that Kurt will not pick up women at Auto Zone: Because those women are old enough to drive: Te
 

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"Hi, I just need everyone to know that those things you see in the background are prints, not paintings, and they he lied about the prices to cover up drug purchases. You can literally see the gloss of the poster print on them. Anyway. Thanks. Also if you ever believed anyone paid more than 500$ for any of those, if they were paintings, please seriously stop commenting on the internet."
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"Hi, I just need everyone to know that those things you see in the background are prints, not paintings, and they he lied about the prices to cover up drug purchases. You can literally see the gloss of the poster print on them. Anyway. Thanks. Also if you ever believed anyone paid more than 500$ for any of those, if they were paintings, please seriously stop commenting on the internet."
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BEHOLD IN FEAR AND HIGH, The next Crash Team Racing Villain, Nick "Nitrous" Rekieta, The second best first place racer and last place lawyer (Non-practicing). He challenges you to defeat him and his elite gang of Racer minions, The Balldo Washers in the universes greatest grand prix. If you fail to defeat him in 24 hours he will destroy the world with the best Galaxy gas this side of Alpha Centari and force you to submit the ULTIMATE HUMILIATION known only as The Balldo.
DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO SAVE THE EARTH AND YOUR ASS, THEN GET YOUR TEAM AND CRASH RACE YOUR WAY TO THE VICTORY OR THE GRAVE
 
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