TGWTG Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera" - Some Jerk with a Trust Fund

The movie's mediocre but seems a lot of SJWs love it, so expect his review to be littered with tumblr jokes and the like.

They'll love anything with Emma Watson in it.

I haven't seen it, and I don't plan on seeing it because Disney movies ain't my cup of tea. I really have no dog in this movie's fight, but I'll always laugh at spergs who take children's films too seriously.
 
OH! And of course also a lot of Trump jokes, the movie's gay controversy and ban won't pass him by. If Doug and Rob managed to sneak in a Trump reference two times in their review, he'll go full Salt thread.
 
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Hey, as long as we're psychoanalyzing people based on a combination of their personal tragedies and the business decisions they've made, what can we say about a grown man already divorced before the age of 35 who spends all his time delivering obsessively detailed reviews of children's amusement park rides?
 

Wow Tony, you just keep going lower and lower don't you? I don't know what I'm more irritated by. Tony not being able to respect the dead, or the fucking mongoloids who retweeted and liked this garbage.

I also find it really amusing that Tony seems to despise rich people, but he's more than likely bleeding his rich mom dry while he has a year long vacation living in Los Angeles. Worthless trust fund baby.
 
Wow Tony, you just keep going lower and lower don't you? I don't know what I'm more irritated by. Tony not being able to respect the dead, or the fucking mongoloids who retweeted and liked this garbage.

I also find it really amusing that Tony seems to despise rich people, but he's more than likely bleeding his rich mom dry while he has a year long vacation living in Los Angeles. Worthless trust fund baby.

She's rolling in her grave, I'm sure.
 
Wow Tony, you just keep going lower and lower don't you? I don't know what I'm more irritated by. Tony not being able to respect the dead, or the fucking mongoloids who retweeted and liked this garbage.

I also find it really amusing that Tony seems to despise rich people, but he's more than likely bleeding his rich mom dry while he has a year long vacation living in Los Angeles. Worthless trust fund baby.
That's the thing about lolcows like Tony- They call people out on their bullshit, yet feel it's fine to be hypocrites and whine when people (rightfully) call them out on their bullshit. Tony thinks he has every right to live off his mama's money and tell Trump off for being rich. But call him a basement amusement park-dwelling idiot who lives with a rich parent, and he'll fly off the handle saying "Well Trump's different somehow!"

One of these days, it's going to bite him hard on the ass when (or if) his mother decides to wisen up and cut him off.
 
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