TGWTG Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera" - Some Jerk with a Trust Fund

[AnOminous]

I like when guys like this ironically call themselves jerks because ha ha, I'm not really a jerk, you know, but in fact, they're actually complete and utter jerks.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

But call him a basement amusement park-dwelling idiot who lives with a rich parent, and he'll fly off the handle saying "Well Trump's different somehow!"

But Trump is different.

Tony spends his day and parents' money sperging in front of a camera about Disneyland rides, then goes home and masturbates to Harry Potter slash fic.

Trump is President of the United States.

 

[friedshrimp]

Are you suggesting then for someone like Tony to be the next POTUS?

Brr, that's a scary thought.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

I like when guys like this ironically call themselves jerks because ha ha, I'm not really a jerk, you know, but in fact, they're actually complete and utter jerks.

I wonder if Tony is the jerkiest guy in Channel Awesome.

 

[friedshrimp]

Also, color me surprised, I always thought Kyle was gay.

 

[Robot Holocaust]

 

[NQ 952]

"Draconian ultimatum" - keeping the current law is draconian??????????????????????


?????????????????????

 

[Mola Ram]

Tony, forget "professional politicians." You needed a professional wedding planner.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I think Tony belongs in the "exceptional American" territory. He doesn't strike me as educated with terms like "toilet fire".

 

[BlueSpark]

The fact that anyone with a camera can upload videos of themselves doing stupid crap to Youtube and get more views than him looks like it's grating on his ego.

 

[Robot Holocaust]

Seeing as how Tony's twitter is him just jacking off over the failed healthcare thing in a tedious and unfunny way that's not even worth posting, I'd thought we could take a look at the "content" he's been producing since his year long sabbatical from making screechy reviews of theme park rides.

Here's some of his "commentary" on previous episodes (why does a internet review show need a commentary):

Notice how unfocused they are and how unfunny he is even when he's not trying to ape the Nostalgia Critic and acting "normal. He really is like Linkara in that retrospect.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Seeing as how Tony's twitter is him just jacking off over the failed healthcare thing in a tedious and unfunny way that's not even worth posting, I'd thought we could take a look at the "content" he's been producing since his year long sabbatical from making screechy reviews of theme park rides.

Here's some of his "commentary" on previous episodes (why does a internet review show need a commentary):

Notice how unfocused they are and how unfunny he is even when he's not trying to ape the Nostalgia Critic and acting "normal. He really is like Linkara in that retrospect.

He's not going to theme parks (in other words, not uploading shit) for a whole year, and still expects whatever audience he has to remember him? Is it due to :autism: or entitled laziness?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Autistic laziness, maybe?

 

[Robot Holocaust]

 

[Foltest]

I don't know Tony, but I can ask you the same thing. Do you get off on acting as a total asshat and an autistic fool?

 

[Mola Ram]

I dunno about Christians, but I can think of one Jew who seems to enjoy it.

Also: how hilarious is it that his cartoon avatar actually has hair?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Tony, you'd still find a way to complain about Trump even if he swung a golf club the wrong way.

 

[MysteriousStranger]

Well, that's just super exceptional. "Professional politician" is not a similar expression to "professional truck driver" or a "legal professional." The latter two are descriptions of jobs that require specific training.

"Professional politician" is a jab at people who've never had a proper job in their lives and live off the public teat. It's an insult, not a job description.

 

[Robot Holocaust]

 

[Gordon Cole]

Tony realized that politicians lie their asses off. Truly something unique and applicable only to Trump and no one else.