TGWTG Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera" - Some Jerk with a Trust Fund

Robot Holocaust said:
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Lol if California ever becomes "its own country", then Trump is just gonna show up and demand the trillion dollars we owe to the feds.
 
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Have you ever noticed that there appears to be three types of lolcows?

The first, and most popular group, are the cows that have fun with their lives but they're so exceptionally bad at what they do that everyone laughs at them.

The second are horrorcows that you just have to sit and stare at in awe.

The last are people like Tony and Dobson - people who are so unfunny and have no concept of the word "fun" that they suck the life out of everything they do and make everyone around them feel miserable.

I really wish the last category didn't exist.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Now we know that Tony gets triggered by, of all things, Punk music, writes it off as "unlistenable miserable horseshit with zero solutions" and called John Lydon "talentless".

As a fan of most kinds of Punk, I just really wanna smack Tony now.
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I'm going to assume his own taste in music is shit. I mean, the guy doesn't like punk.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Now we know that Tony gets triggered by, of all things, Punk music, writes it off as "unlistenable miserable horseshit with zero solutions" and called John Lydon "talentless".

As a fan of most kinds of Punk, I just really wanna smack Tony now.
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Well come on, man, it's not like Never Mind the Bollocks is anything but shit compared to an in-depth critique of the Haunted Mansion.
 
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Robot Holocaust said:
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The youtube link goes to his Trump Hall of Presidents video.

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Just because Tony Goldmark IS a punk, in the sense of being a pathetic scumbag who gets ass fucked by hobos, doesn't mean his opinion on punk has any merit whatsoever.

I'm also looking forward to a great deal of salt on the "snowflake test." I had mentioned this would be a legal way of weeding out these fucks, as (if it is designed well) it doesn't explicitly target any protected class and is directed at political attitudes and behaviors. If it's designed well, it would actually be more likely to red flag upper middle class and more wealthy white people. Conceivably, it could even make your actual corporate diversity policy more successful.
 
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BlueChan said:
What is it with cows and inadvertently describing themselves to a tee?
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Don't forget hideous, unrepentant, talentless asshole.

Also, this tweet really interested me.

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I guess this confirms he hasn't read his own thread on here, because we've had a lot more to say then just fat jokes.
 
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LordKaT said:
Have you ever noticed that there appears to be three types of lolcows?

The first, and most popular group, are the cows that have fun with their lives but they're so exceptionally bad at what they do that everyone laughs at them.

The second are horrorcows that you just have to sit and stare at in awe.

The last are people like Tony and Dobson - people who are so unfunny and have no concept of the word "fun" that they suck the life out of everything they do and make everyone around them feel miserable.

I really wish the last category didn't exist.
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Since you're ex Channel Autism yourself, did you have a lot of experience with people like Tony and Dobson when you were there? Lolcow isn't really the right word for Tony, since it implies humour, and there isn't much of that other than the innate silliness of a grown man reviewing children's theme park rides. He's more of a dismalcow.

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Technically it can happen if the other states vote to agree to it. But the rest of the country doesn't humor this state's delusions.
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True, I should have specified "unilateral secession", but that's what we're talking about in the case of #Calexit or that Texas secession movement back in the Obama years.
 
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Pointless Pedant said:
Since you're ex Channel Autism yourself, did you have a lot of experience with people like Tony and Dobson when you were there? Lolcow isn't really the right word for Tony, since it implies humour, and there isn't much of that other than the innate silliness of a grown man reviewing children's theme park rides. He's more of a dismalcow.
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I mean, have you watched any of the videos at CA? Yes, every day was "let's pretend we're adults" played by a bunch of 20 somethings.
 
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LordKaT said:
I mean, have you watched any of the videos at CA? Yes, every day was "let's pretend we're adults" played by a bunch of 20 somethings.
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I know it's full of lolcows, but I was wondering how depressing they were. It's possible for someone to be both absolutely terrible at doing what he does and utterly convinced he's a genius, which puts him in a very different mood from a miserable sod like Tony.

I knew of a couple of autists at my school growing up, and neither was particularly depressed.
 
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I know it's full of lolcows, but I was wondering how depressing they were. It's possible for someone to be both absolutely terrible at doing what he does and utterly convinced he's a genius, which puts him in a very different mood from a miserable sod like Tony.

I knew of a couple of autists at my school growing up, and neither was particularly depressed.
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they weren't very depressing - actually almost enjoyable to be around, right up until you did something people liked, then they got pretty jelly. Then, of course, there were the politics. None of them knew how to handle a dissenting opinion.
 
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LordKaT said:
they weren't very depressing - actually almost enjoyable to be around, right up until you did something people liked, then they got pretty jelly. Then, of course, there were the politics. None of them knew how to handle a dissenting opinion.
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Did you notice social justice politics becoming more prevalent as time went on, or was it always there from the start? Generally it seems that that sort of thing became far more prominent as the 2010s went on, though it obviously existed before that.
 
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