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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.5%
  • lol no

    Votes: 322 92.5%

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    348
Ralph just get a US based part time job.
Maybe a call center job or something else and work from home.
Continue living in Mexico to keep your cost of living down, do 5 shows a week that is structured with real topics to talk about and earn good money with that.

Boom. All problems in the world solved.

It‘s really tragic that he has not the will and brain power to solve his own problems.

He rather likes to complain about it and do nothing.
Just like a woman.

Ralph, where‘s your purse again?
The Ralphamale will NEVER get a "real" job because he was the #1 late night stream on YouTube for a day in 2018. Don't you remember that flaggot Matt flagged the Ralphamale off of jewtube? That's why that Moorish gent sold the ralphapurse on eBay; it had nothing to do with child prostitution, no sir.
 
Him talking about 2C research chemical drugs on Mersh show makes that sad clip of him trying to rap to God's Plan on the Colombian CUCK couch make more sense. 2C can be very similar to LSD. He should do more of it and stream.
"Tusi" isn't the research chemical family called that, it's a devil's brew usually including ketamine, MDMA and a bunch of other random crap. It's sometimes called pink cocaine although it usually doesn't have actual cocaine in it. Because of its random ingredients, it's known for high risk of OD and adverse reactions.
Either he banged a dude or he's got an STD. Regret's definitely involved somehow.
He probably banged a tranny. And not for the first time.
 
Why's he going celibate?

Either he banged a dude or he's got an STD. Regret's definitely involved somehow.
It's more likely he meant "to celebrate" but the topical brain damage took over. Contextually, it makes more sense than celebrate. I'm sure sex played a part in his recent travel woes, but brain damage just makes too much sense here.
 
This announced redemption arc is so quintessentially Ralph.
  • Promising to sober up for the 1000th time
  • Saying his life is complete because of the children he's abandoned in a different country
  • Concluding that women are ultimately the problem and not his substance abuse, volatility and extreme misogyny
Sounds like you're admitting the true root causes of your disordered "life" and on the right track to straightening out, bud. :story:
 
“All mah prawblrmz av been due to Xannis, Drinking and Women…”

“… so I’m quitting women” :story:



I do believe something really messed up happened in Columbia. I’m not exactly sure what, but I do think that he might’ve actually seen the business end of a gun or something. Maybe he tried to hit on some cartel members girl, and that’s why he’s saving off women.
He also went to go see his son as soon as he could, it wasn’t arranged because he was supposed to be in Columbia for a week. He probably when to see his kid because he was choked purple because he was trying to get with some “chika” in the sex trafficking palace.
This also explains how he lost his phone. He immediately goes back to Mexico and wanted to like celebrate with drinks and party hard… and as we all know when Ralph parties hard, he gets his ass beaten.
 
i never thought him getting his ass beat would get boring.
just drop xander already ethan, everyone knows that going to him is not only a hassle( god damn 6 busses give the option and i would rather kill myself) everyone knows it's just to own the haters.
his entire life is just an act, and everyone knows it is.
as long as he is friendless and alone the cycle will just go on, rehab is not going to do anything if he will just go back into his piss bottle hole and talk to retards, it will never fill the void.
he had more then one chance to fill it, and he fucked every single one of them because he wanted to be a big man in front of mongeloids.
 
Rebuild Ralph phase is always hilarious. He's done this exact same thing like 20 times now.
It'd be funnier if he ever actually changed, like when bodybuilders do a bulk then a cut. Ralph just goes from being an entertaining embarrassing mess to really boring until he relapses again.
What is that, exactly? This pig has nothing, literally NOTHING.
He still has the gunt, at least that can provide some warmth during the inevitable homeless arc.
Why's he going celibate?
It's another classic Ralphamale cope to deal with the fact he's finally run out of mentally unstable women to entrap or pay for.

It's like a 4ft morbidly obe- actually yeah just Ralph...It's like Ralph throwing his basketball away and storming off the court saying he didn't want to play for the Lakers any way.
 
he's proclaiming to the world how much he just loves the taste of cock?
Ralph sleeps with a tranny. They spent hours connecting and talking with each other. Tranny saves Ralph’s life during a seizure. Ralph comes back and immediately declares he’s done with women.

Someone let Keffals know he has a place in Mexico waiting for him.
 
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