DOOM

And this bit right here perfectly summarizes why the series is dead
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All the talk about game preservation and Microsoft a billion dollar company, cant be arsed to put the full game on bluray disc that cost them peanuts. I aint paying 80 dollars for this shit, Microsoft can go fuck themselves!
 
So Coincident released another video on Okuplot, and I still feel its just not something worth sinking time into. If you need to do glitches to finish something, it shows that the dev never intended for it to be possible legit.
Like, imagine if, lets say, Dark Souls no hit runs all required some triigger skip because the game forces damage into you.
Finishing stuff like Scythe feels more rewarding than this, imo.
 
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All the talk about game preservation and Microsoft a billion dollar company, cant be arsed to put the full game on bluray disc that cost them peanuts. I aint paying 80 dollars for this shit, Microsoft can go fuck themselves!
Look at this shit release, Microsoft and Bethesda can fuck off!

UNBOXING & INSTALL OFFLINE DOOM THE DARK AGES PS5​


Physical media is the only real reason to buy consoles anymore as a PC gamer and watching it slowly erode away under companies cheapening out on storage is enraging. I vill own no games, and I vill be happy.

P.S. there's a site called DoesItPlay? that tracks this kind of bullshit for anyone interested.
 
Being honest this game looks fucking trash, it doesn't look or plays anything like Doom. some people pointed out that shit looks too 'le dark' and "Quake 1" but that's bullshit. still looks gay, marvel-like and colorful to be a Quake 1-like game. I'm seriously hoping that fucking spic game director gets his ass kicked out of ID/Bethesda for ruining this franchise.

I don't get how people suck off 2016, it's so fucking boring. Every fight for like 80% of the game is only like 7 demons that you can easily nuke by just spamming rockets and SSG.
Are we finally realizing that nu-Doom was always a fucking mistake since Doom '16? Just let the franchise die.
 
Being honest this game looks fucking trash, it doesn't look or plays anything like Doom. some people pointed out that shit looks too 'le dark' and "Quake 1" but that's bullshit. still looks gay, marvel-like and colorful to be a Quake 1-like game. I'm seriously hoping that fucking spic game director gets his ass kicked out of ID/Bethesda for ruining this franchise.


Are we finally realizing that nu-Doom was always a fucking mistake since Doom '16? Just let the franchise die.
People who suck off old doom are just as gay. Just like Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest, or MGS the fanbase of a series considered the "originator" of a genre will be chock full of faggots who endlessly whine about shit because they're butthurt things change. With Doom it is particularly pathetic because WADs exist. Eternal is still the best Doom game WADs excluded because it took the Itagaki approach to design instead of the utter hack "play it your own way" bullshit that lazy devs fall back on.
 
People who suck off old doom are just as gay. Just like Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest, or MGS the fanbase of a series considered the "originator" of a genre will be chock full of faggots who endlessly whine about shit because they're butthurt things change. With Doom it is particularly pathetic because WADs exist.
Yeah man, makes me wonder why people are still playing those shitty old doom games these days. maybe it's because they're actually fun and good? I have no idea.

what are these so-called 'good' changes that the new games introduced, exactly? slowly turning the game into a single-player MOBA trash with more broken mechanics, more pointless skin DLCs and gay star wars lore so daddy bethesda can milk more money from his retarded manchild fans?

Eternal is still the best Doom game
lmao Imagine calling people fags for liking the old games better when you're defending retarded shit like this.

anyway, enjoy your new slow-mo parry slop game.
 

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My line up is:
1: 2
2: 1
3: 64
4: 2016
5: Eternal
6: 3
7: Final Doom
1 and 64 are more or less on the same level, its just that episode 3 of the original drag it a bit. 3's expansion is better than the base game, but I just feel the base game a bit too boring to put above 64. Final Doom is last because of TNT, but Plutonia alone would be above 64 or 3 to me.
I also enjoyed TAG 1 more than base Eternal, if we were just for that one, i twould be above 2016.
 
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People who suck off old doom are just as gay. Just like Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest, or MGS the fanbase of a series considered the "originator" of a genre will be chock full of faggots who endlessly whine about shit because they're butthurt things change. With Doom it is particularly pathetic because WADs exist. Eternal is still the best Doom game WADs excluded because it took the Itagaki approach to design instead of the utter hack "play it your own way" bullshit that lazy devs fall back on.
Got a little nervous that this had even a single positive reaction but then I remembered I'm in the Games section of the website.
 
Mine:

1. Doom 1
2. Doom 2
3. Doom (2016)
4. Doom 64
5. Doom 3
6. Doom Eternal
Here's a very simplified version of mine.
1. Doom 3 & DLC
2. Doom 2016
3. No Rest For The Living
4. Doom Eternal & DLC
5. The Plutonia Experiment
6. Doom 64 & The Lost Levels
7. Legacy of Rust
8. Doom II: Hell on Earth
9. Ultimate Doom & Sigil 1-2
10. TNT Evilution
?. Doom: The Dark Ages (haven't played)
?. Master Levels for Doom II (haven't played)

This was actually pretty hard to do, I almost always have a blast playing most of these. I had to make NRFTL its own separate entry because I believe its the best classic WAD not counting community made, which in that case it would be Eviternity. I would also say that 1-3 should be viewed more as an equal level podium since I think they are the best of their respective eras.
 
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People who suck off old doom are just as gay. Just like Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest, or MGS the fanbase of a series considered the "originator" of a genre will be chock full of faggots who endlessly whine about shit because they're butthurt things change. With Doom it is particularly pathetic because WADs exist. Eternal is still the best Doom game WADs excluded because it took the Itagaki approach to design instead of the utter hack "play it your own way" bullshit that lazy devs fall back on.
I mean I think Eternal's the "best doom" but its also nonsensical to stack rank games that have totally different appeals. Old doom is an exploration game first and foremost about solving minor puzzles and navigating a maze. There's tons of games with similar appeal and while I like the original DOOM I think some of its successors like hexen or duke3d improved on that.

Right now there's really only one DOOM Eternal.
 
Tech experts Digital Foundry have shared their initial findings for DOOM: The Dark Ages, and it’s pretty disappointing to see Microsoft sabotage the PS5 version, specially for the PS5 Pro.

 
but then I remembered I'm in the Games section of the website.
Being honest, I wouldnt doubt that if this site was around in 1994 someone would post some shit on how doom 2 ruined the series by adding the super shotgun or shit like that

?. Master Levels for Doom II (haven't played)
Master Levels is pretty bad, if you ask me, the maps by Dr Sleep (Geryon, Minos's Judgement, Nessus, Vesperas and Virgil's Lead) are the best ones.
Also I kinda agree on NRFL, its great.
I would put it above Sigil 1 and 2 to be honest if we consider it any level of "official"

Edit: I just remembed the funniest game review I can think, even in 1994 journos were retards

 
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