Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[Dead Lion]

Oh and by the way, @Dead Lion, is this you (a)? the account comes from Poland and you're Polish so....

Yeah it was me, i tried to see if DA would send out a complete copy of status updates as an E-Mail so even if he posts anything and then deletes it immediately like he often does i would still have an archive (unfortunately it does not work that way). Don't worry i won't interact with Alex outside of this thread ever.


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This is my last status update for awhile.



This is based on my experience thus far, with notes. (Throughout my lifetime, I don't expect to be C1 in more than 5 because learning languages is hard but this doesn't stop me from trying). Lower number = Easier, Higher number = Harder

1. Esperanto
2. Spanish - Most fun I had learning a language.
3. Italian - Very fun language to learn.
4. Norwegian - Probably the best language to start in your polyglot journey.
5. Portuguese
6. Dutch - Very Similar to English
7. German - Very Similar to English
8. Swedish
9. Afrikaans
10. Danish
11. Indonesian - Fairly different from English but very easy to learn.
12. Romanian
13. French - Easy to learn, complicated to get right.
14. Turkish
15. Tagalog
16. Lithuanian
17. Latvian
18. Ukrainian
19. Russian - Best Slavic language to start with.
20. Czech
21. Slovak
22. Croatian
23. Polish
24. Bulgarian
25. Belarusian
26. Mandarin Chinese - Very easy to learn with the exception of tones.
27. Greek
28. Nahuatl
29. Catalan
30. Estonian
31. Finnish
32. Japanese - Actually easy to learn but is a massive grind.
33. Hungarian
34. Latin
35. Mongolian
36. Korean
37. Bengali
38. Georgian
39. Farsi
40. Urdu
41. Hindi
42. Arabic
43. Vietnamese
44. Thai - Has the most complicated script out of any language.
45. Cantonese
46. Tobati - Resources are extremely scarce.
47. Xhosa - Takes a lot to get right.
48. Tsez - Probably the most complicated language.
49. Navajo
50. Ket - Like Navajo but with extremely scarce resources.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Throughout my lifetime, I don't expect to be C1 in more than 5

Spanish is second easiest language according to Alex.

As a reminder of his mastery of the language, he tried to talk to the hotel desk clerk in Spanish and the guy said he couldn't understand. Alex tried to read the beer can and couldn't pronounce the words.

Native Russian speaker, IKOL said Alex was butchering the language with his "best Slavic starter language" ability.

Alex tried to write "snow" in Japanese and farmers pointed out it was closer to "flower petals" or something.

Alex showed off his collection of language books and they all look brand new and never opened.

Alex's English grammar and spelling are well below high school level. He claims to start to read numerous books but "they're too hard".

Just like his drawings and his music, Alex's language skills are vastly exaggerated. Owning a French to English dictionary does not mean you can understand French.

 

[Sandnigger]

No he's not lol, He has more socks then the original Sock Hydra Zo Zo. Seriously this fucker has so many fucking socks he forgotten some of there names. Fucker is worse then aids

Edit: list of socks

Post in thread 'The Bear Hammer Containment Zone – All Opinions Welcome' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-b...one-all-opinions-welcome.218118/post-21376319

Got you fam.

 

[Dead Lion]

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How is this man still in power after all the treasonous things he's done to America? This man neglects people who are seriously vulnerable to racist attacks and even turns a blind eye and attacks vulnerable people. He has literally been planning to declare martial law and have people detained and arrested without trial just because someone called him out on his racist bullshit. I've been harassed horrendously on the internet and I hate having to get to the point of having to kill to defend myself. I hate this fascist piece of shit so much especially when he's threatening my country of Canada and wants to bring his horrors there. He has been tried 34 times of Falsifying business records in the first degree. CNN article with the list of it all. Donald Trump was a man I used to support but it was about two years ago I seen through his bullshit and now am strongly against him seeing how this narcissistic asshole treats everything like his property. This is what happens when people vote for a man with criminal charges and Trump supporters still don't realize how dangerous this is. I am not a supporter of any government but I really do miss the days when Joe Biden was president. Trump blames Joe Biden for everything just because he won against Trump in the 2020 election.


MylarBalloonBratz
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both Bush and Obama was better than Trump. autistic people can't even move to the USA anymore because they would get deported and Trump wants to tax all movies not made in the US and tax all imports. many Danish people are boycotting US products because Trump wants to take Greenland by force.

 

[Nome]

This is my last status update for awhile.

He does not know how to leave his computer, does he?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

How is this man still in power after all the treasonous things he's done to America?

Because a majority of the population of Americans agree with him. That's how democracy works. Do I really have to explain this to a 115 IQ retard?

This man neglects people who are seriously vulnerable to racist attacks and even turns a blind eye and attacks vulnerable people.

Alex thinks it's so nice he said the same thing twice

He has literally been planning to declare martial law and have people detained and arrested without trial just because someone called him out on his racist bullshit.

Source?

I've been harassed horrendously on the internet and I hate having to get to the point of having to kill to defend myself.

I think there's been some sort of misunderstanding. Alex doesn't need to kill to defend himself. He just needs to kill himself. I don't know why he threw extra words into the equation.

I hate this fascist piece of shit so much especially when he's threatening my country of Canada and wants to bring his horrors there.

The horrors of deporting illegal aliens and banning men from competing in women's sports? Oh no!

He has been tried 34 times of Falsifying business records in the first degree. CNN article with the list of it all.

If I put together all the times Alex has made false statements it would be much much larger than 34.

Donald Trump was a man I used to support but it was about two years ago I seen through his bullshit and now am strongly against him seeing how this narcissistic asshole treats everything like his property.

This sentence was written by a self proclaimed language expert.

This is what happens when people vote for a man with criminal charges and Trump supporters still don't realize how dangerous this is.

I dare you to name one president or even politician who has not been accused of a crime.

I am not a supporter of any government but I really do miss the days when Joe Biden was president.

Why does Alex miss the days of Biden when he is not even American?

Trump blames Joe Biden for everything just because he won against Trump in the 2020 election.

I don't think Trump personally blames Joe Biden since Joe was confirmed to have been senile for quite a while and just acting as a puppet for his party. If Joe was able to run the country, they would have had him run for president instead of declaring him unfit to run.

 

[Nome]

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All this just to say that Alex is too retarded to notice the fact that he's easily the most hypocritical "man" on the face of the Earth. Grim.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

So, how's Alex gonna take Toji being unbanned? Presumably not well.

 

[Xev]

So, how's Alex gonna take Toji being unbanned? Presumably not well.

Forget Alex, imagine being bear. At least they will have each other.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Forget Alex, imagine being bear. At least they will have each other.

Even though Toji fucked up big time, I can imagine them socking and getting away with it for the most part, since they're well liked enough.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

So I'm finally back!

What has Hog been up to? Is he trooning out for real this time?

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

So I'm finally back!
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What has Hog been up to? Is he trooning out for real this time?

Didja pay Null to get unbanned, too? Lol

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Didja pay Null to get unbanned, too? Lol

Yeah, I paid him $101 to prove that I'm not a broke Zoeynigger like @bear hammer. That's why I also have access to this cool new username color

 

[LolcowsESL]

Yeah, I paid him $101 to prove that I'm not a broke Zoeynigger like @bear hammer. That's why I also have access to this cool new username color

Ask null or any admin not to remove the red from your name, it looks unique

 

[LordOfZhbagva]

Yeah, I paid him $101 to prove that I'm not a broke Zoeynigger like @bear hammer. That's why I also have access to this cool new username color

That's pricy. Did you two agree upon a price or haggle or how did it work?

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

That's pricy. Did you two agree upon a price or haggle or how did it work?

I got onto stake.com and started playing dice. He said that if I managed to make more money than Bossman in a stream and I donated the profits to the forum he'd unban me. I actually got 40 grand out of it but I ended up having to juice myself up to the tune of 101 bucks, and that's why I lost technically lost $101

 

[Dead Lion]

So I'm finally back!
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What has Hog been up to? Is he trooning out for real this time?

Did you actually break into Alex's account?

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Did you actually break into Alex's account?

If by "break into" you are referring to "copypasting the password that BBL posted on here a couple of hourse after he did that" then yeah, kinda

 

[Dead Lion]

If by "break into" you are referring to "copypasting the password that BBL posted on here a couple of hourse hours after he did that" then yeah, kinda

Oh okay, null seemed to insinuate that you got in before BBL even got in. Glad to have you back, BH must be seething.

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I agree. Kiwi Farms are 99% Trump supporting shills. I honestly don't care if people like Toji Suzuhara are allowed back on to waste their lives on this cesspool forum. But my safety is a huge concern with people abusing their power to ruin my life based on envy and disagreement. We try to use less US products here in Canada too.

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Alex also updated his description, proclaiming himself the leader of #DropKiwiFarms, this proclamation replacing three paragraphs about him forgiving us.

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emphasis and old version added by me

pfp by Zer0h. Smart enough for Calculus, Not smart enough to get a job.

Disclaimer: Despite what people say, I am not a pedophile nor am I a lolcow. That's defamation. They use that false label as an excuse to bully autistic and disabled people. I can sue anyone who calls me such a disgusting name, so stop doing it.

A person trying to detox from the internet. I'm a Christian esoterically. I'm Socially Liberal and Fiscally Conservative for the most part. I try to hear voices from both sides. For example, I support LGBT and have smoked weed but I'm also a supporter of people's rights to bear arms and I love collecting precious metals.

Please don't pick a fight with those on Kiwi Farms even if they mentioned you or talked crap about you. It took me months to figure that out that it's only and just only a sanctioned asylum of the internet. They will say some things that annoy you, just don't feed into it. People like KingCobraJFS, Chris Chan, Cyraxx, etc. Aggravated them to the point it messes with them on an extreme basis.

With that being said, despite their contempt for me, I wish them a brighter future ahead of them and that maybe they could be happy for real instead of the temporary dopamine that drags them further down a life of dread and misery.

To Joshua Conner Moon, I know your future seems to be at razor's edge but I wish you well on this unforgiving future. I no longer hate you anymore despite the mean things you did to me. I hope there's more to your life than the website your operate.

The new leader in the #DropKiwiFarms movement. To get rid of this nightmare once and for all. This fascist website has tortured me throughout the months and will do everything it could to drain the sanity out of me and a lot of other victims.

I want to be forgotten by the internet. But technology has advanced at such a level where humanity is doomed. Despite this, try to remain positive. If you apply that, you'll not feel the need to have revenge on your adversaries.

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Cry havoc! And let slip the dogs of war.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

But my safety is a huge concern with people abusing their power to ruin my life based on envy and disagreement.

Trying to ruin Alex's life because we disagree on the ethics of masturbating to pictures of armless children in bondage gear.

How have we tried to ruin his life? He has no job, no job prospects, no desire to get a job. Dropped out of school for being "too smart" long before any of the Kiwifarms drama. Couldn't ruin any romantic relationship because he is only attracted to disabled and abused cartoon children. Didn't ruin his reputation in the community because he doesn't have one other than that man who you can hear screaming about his ears at all hours in the middle of the night.

Alex ruined his own life all by himself with no help from the farms. Log off, get a job, quit being retarded, and make yourself useful to society.